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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
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Alex is drunk of his balls trying to fuck James Drake for a TTS lie about Drake beating his ex in 2024. He also hates the vibrator on him.

He's legit pissing Drake off which is good. Finally, Alex is providing something good.
 
Background for Bongo being psychic sight vs Bingo being psychic hearing:
Once Froks made everything he wanted he went out and started creating aliens etc until he got to the end of the universe where he found a giant eyeball which was the only thing that he didn't create. So he asked the eye "Are you god?" and the eye said "No, you're god" because the eye is actually Bongo looking into the world. One thing Froks made was an area for him to watch TV which had 4 doors, and the blue door where he could watch [inaudile] which is why he knows about Family Guy.

With Skags, it's not necessarily Bingo, it's not a big ear but it's a big hole which also wasn't created, but it had whispers coming out of it that only Stags could speak with.
 
SneakEnergy said:
Why are they playing this stupid music over the fucking stream my god
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Wiggers love jungle music.

Landon is on level 12 autism intervention while Bashir was having closet prayers and the Twins were kitchen wrestling.

Drake is LEGITIMATELY mad tho so this is hilarious.
 
I think the theatricics of S3 can't be topped just due to the premise but the day to day of S5 has been the best so far. As long as it's past around 10am I can see something fun :-)
 
wait what did I miss? I came back and Landon is apologizing to Ben in the Confessional and Alex is, as usual, tweaking out? What the fuck happened?
 
SenorKrinkle said:
wait what did I miss? I came back and Landon is apologizing to Ben in the Confessional and Alex is, as usual, tweaking out? What the fuck happened?
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He was taking too long reading love letters. There was a fight where Drake got legit pissed off at the King of Crack. Landon tried to break them up. Ben and Jet came in and took him into a new room. Alex is tweaking thinking they're harvesting organs.

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