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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Aidan said:
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gives me "early 2000s screamer prank" vibes.
 
Landon gets a TTS and Ben's reaction like "bro, you gonna hit that" to Landon is priceless.
Also more gaslighting from Ben regarding TTS filtering.

 
Since either my last post qas deleted and I'm sover now

Just wanted thos house is peak, top tier, and since it's landon, Bashir, drake & twins as final four
I don't even think I care wins
Any outcome is good
Only way jet can wigger it up now is of he let's sam on or stop trying
The desire to make it a 'real show' os ultimately what separates ot from and elevates it beyond its knock-offs, regardless of their localized appeal

Never Die Loving, Alex B (the winner of seas on 3), just all of it

He said it's barely a real show and more now of a content house but that's just jet denying himself credit where it is due

Eliminations are gay, inviting Bashir back was creed and one last breath filled, jd gay, drake is great the twins j maintain world be better as freeloaders because they are entertaining but always seem to be on their own sibplot
Honestly jet should (focus more on acquiring immunity than outright eliminations) and (introduce secondary contests or waves of theme, each wave it's own time limited 30/14/7, etc)
Production can easily afford future rent or their own zoning friendly locale, hell, Miami would be a great place to set up shop considering it's both a major city and chock-full of wannabes
 
Nigger Lain said:
Since either my last post qas deleted and I'm sover now

Just wanted thos house is peak, top tier, and since it's landon, Bashir, drake & twins as final four
I don't even think I care wins
Any outcome is good
Only way jet can wigger it up now is of he let's sam on or stop trying
The desire to make it a 'real show' os ultimately what separates ot from and elevates it beyond its knock-offs, regardless of their localized appeal

Never Die Loving, Alex B (the winner of seas on 3), just all of it

He said it's barely a real show and more now of a content house but that's just jet denying himself credit where it is due

Eliminations are gay, inviting Bashir back was creed and one last breath filled, jd gay, drake is great the twins j maintain world be better as freeloaders because they are entertaining but always seem to be on their own sibplot
Honestly jet should (focus more on acquiring immunity than outright eliminations) and (introduce secondary contests or waves of theme, each wave it's own time limited 30/14/7, etc)
Production can easily afford future rent or their own zoning friendly locale, hell, Miami would be a great place to set up shop considering it's both a major city and chock-full of wannabes
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Never change man. Promise me you'll never change.
 
Is Emma gone, sorry when Alex came back I noped. I saw the Binx Laura gag and it was great. It's crazy that Laura is more likeable without JD around. I like Blaine as a normie housemate too.

Honestly in the future, I know they have quotas but normie housemates can be either gender regardless. I think they should have bought Laura in as a contestant when Bash went, and had him come in as a freeloader.
 
I was hoping for Drake to box Alex and kick his ass which would of ended in Alex tard raging off the show. But that was never going to happen as Alex is a pussy and backtracks with his "I only fight real with biting and bare hands. I don't fight with gloves" as a way to chicken out without losing face. I mean, remember how much coaxing it took to get him to spar Simbal?

So maybe him being a sperg and threatening to murder people and embarrassing himself while getting kicked out into the night was the nearest, satisfying exit we'll get.
 
the kick stream is down... are they done for the nighit?

i refused toi spend the 10 dollars to support those wiggers and the fishtank piracy site never fucking works so idk whats going on
 
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the kick stream is down... are they done for the nighit?

i refused toi spend the 10 dollars to support those wiggers and the fishtank piracy site never fucking works so idk whats going on
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Yeah they said that director mode is going offline like 1-2 hours ago. Everyone is sleeping right now anyway so you're not missing anything
 

Here's the entirety of Diamond's time on Fishtank, courtesy of Amorphous on Twitter.


EDIT: and her post-Fishtank tiktok

 
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David Spadem said:
Landon gets a TTS and Ben's reaction like "bro, you gonna hit that" to Landon is priceless.
Also more gaslighting from Ben regarding TTS filtering.

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biggest gaslight of the season has been 'we don't monitor tts' and 'its on auto-approve'. try mentioning ellie or marky... you can say 'ryan dunn' though apparently
 
alistar said:
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I gotta wonder, what the fuck are the wiggers planning with this. I'd assumed the whole "goo room" thing was going to be that doghouse picture that got leaked way before the season, with some kind of gross gooey twist - with the last 10 days being incited beef between the remaining contestants deciding who sleeps in the gross room.

But it's supposed to be a "goo factory" - how is this going to accelerate eliminations and decide a winner? This just seems like it'll be good for a day and get nuked again - no shot they let a bunch of retards play around with glue and baking soda and vinegar unsupervised, unless they're down to just wreck the whole house at this point. Once they realize vinegar(and therefore the slime that they're making with it) fucks hardwood up it's either nuke the room again or embrace Total House Destruction

Questionable choice tbh
 
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