🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[GGSurvivor]

The conversation they are having right now is pure longhouse in action. Nonstop kvetching about "evil" Bashir. They are going to circlejerk themselves into a frenzy and scheme against Bashir to get him out of the house if this goes on any longer.

Lara and the twins at this point are longhousing?? Context?

edit: I legitimately forgot Binx was in the house

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Jet just came up and called Binx to the basement.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Emma nuked her letterboxd.

 

[cuttysnark]

Did Jet just announce Binx is out?

 

[Bango Bongo in the Congo]

Did Jet just announce Binx is out?

Big if true

 

[cuttysnark]

Big if true

I was watching the triplets on director cam and what ever Jet said was distorted and echoey

 

[IFBB Pro Phil]

Anybody else dooming right now? I always hate to doom but things are feeling pretty directionless. I thought there'd be a bit more to having Alex B on than just having him rant at TTS for 48 hours. Even before he was on things were really slowing down. I feel like the only obvious thing to do would be have Frank on but I think this cast will pretty much defeat him within hours or barely care (besides Bongo). The peak of anything that could happen with him is he gets punched, anyways.

While I don't mind friendtank really, I think I feel checked out right now because I really have no preference on the winner. The top 4 fish feel like the appropriate top 4, and I don't mind which of them wins at this point. I think what I'm missing too is a good gaslight or production bit. Even in the slow parts of season 3, the buildup to famous house 2 built up some tension and interest. Or the shutting down the show gaslights of season 1. It's times like these I miss Sam because he would appear for a few hours and get something going in the tank or at least berate the fish in a funny way.

 

[Plasticise]

Slow morning/early afternoon
Clamhead by Bongo and Garfield by Bingo

Supposed to be an SS officer scalping Aryeh but Bongo just drew him throwing a roman, kinda looks like Mario/Luigi

Dragon Bingo and Bongo as drawn by Bongo

Gooner art

 

[SenorKrinkle]

Anybody else dooming right now? I always hate to doom but things are feeling pretty directionless. I thought there'd be a bit more to having Alex B on than just having him rant at TTS for 48 hours. Even before he was on things were really slowing down. I feel like the only obvious thing to do would be have Frank on but I think this cast will pretty much defeat him within hours or barely care (besides Bongo). The peak of anything that could happen with him is he gets punched, anyways.

While I don't mind friendtank really, I think I feel checked out right now because I really have no preference on the winner. The top 4 fish feel like the appropriate top 4, and I don't mind which of them wins at this point. I think what I'm missing too is a good gaslight or production bit. Even in the slow parts of season 3, the buildup to famous house 2 built up some tension and interest. Or the shutting down the show gaslights of season 1. It's times like these I miss Sam because he would appear for a few hours and get something going in the tank or at least berate the fish in a funny way.

 

[CoolSixtyNiner]

I just watched a few clips and it's fucking hilarious. I really missed out on a gem due to my hatred of Ricky Gervais and his unbearable smug arrogance. Him and his class of people have really made me hate the British. World class fart huffers.

Ricky, Steve and Karl together are the absolute funniest group of people to have ever lived imo.

Steve and Ricky hosted a radio show with Karl producing right before Ricky and Steve made The Office or Extras, and continued to do shows while making bank, and then after they had a few seasons of hour long podcasts.

I am telling you and anyone who has never heard it to listen. I have listened to their entire run several times, and each time I find myself belly laughing regularly.

E: ah I see @There She Glows already mentioned it. But I disagree, Ricky and Steve's smug obnoxious angloidness adds to it for me. Karl is a salt of the Earth idiot (savant maybe? Sometimes he says profound things), and the three of them in a room is amazing. He abuses Steve to the point where Steve has absolute seething sessions.

 

[Unwired Clutter]

Bongo nearly got the fish to each prepare a 5 minute comedy skit but Blaine shut it down and said the TTS instructing her to do so wasn't actually production. Fucking retard, I hope they show his mom his loli porn the next time she comes to pick up his dirty laundry, content cucking nonce.

Turns out all the other fish wrote a skit even though they knew it was almost definitely fake. Landon did a "standup routine" where he just said things that happened to him on fishtank. Bashir had the other guys pretend to be Alex B along with him. James did a roast routine. Bongo got the idea of a skit where Bongo was from the future and Bingo was from the past, then they drew for 40 minutes instead of preparing so they tried improv and got confused. Bongo declared herself the winner.
Then Bongo and Blane did a food holding challenge to see who could hold the most food. Bongo declared herself the winner.
Then Bongo and Drake did a beer holding challenge to see who could hold a beer without drinking it the longest. Bongo lost decisively.

 

[Butt Chuggins]

Jobs were updated. Everyone is unemployed except Blane, whose job is "Contestant Host".

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

For some reason Jet and Ben have delivered a plethora of frozen meat to the fish. They are filling up the trash cans with hot water (retarded) to defrost the meat. Jet called this the Bongo challenge.
Shout out to Backyard Butchers!

 

[Plasticise]

Anybody else dooming right now?

Im trying to contain my doom until the season is over but things are pretty grim right now. Not a single real elimination this season fucking sucks. No real plan it seems.
Im also really not a fan of the freeloaders so far. Laura was good but post JD leaving shes been just kind of there. Binx Stinx. Alex B is good, but he shines too bright. He shouldn't be the sole focus instead of the actual fish who get sidelined by him.
Landon is back to being totally cucked again. Bashir is trying to blend into the wall (viable strategy but boring to watch). Drake is there. Twins are adorable but they need to step up if they want to win.

But maybe what will save the season..... IS THE GOO ROOM

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Shout out to Backyard Butchers!

 

[Steinercard]

Bro I'm in to Warhammer 40k, strategy games and city builders. If my girl wants to start buying crystals, who the fuck am I to judge.

Also, I am currently watching retards being live streamed every night. We all are.

Honestly being Crunchy and into crystals is a lot more respectable than being into 40k right now. If you're still a whale after all the Jet-like fuck ups GW have done over the past five years then you deserve Games Workshop.

 

[Raskolnikov's Pillow]

Oh, all this meat will be for the surgery room that was unlocked yesterday I presume

 

[Steinercard]

I just watched a few clips and it's fucking hilarious. I really missed out on a gem due to my hatred of Ricky Gervais and his unbearable smug arrogance. Him and his class of people have really made me hate the British. World class fart huffers.

You'd probably like Come Dine With Me. It has the same idea of "Bring obnoxious autists together and watch them interact" that Fish Tank does.

 

[Unwired Clutter]

"Nothing like defrosting meat in a room that reeks of my piss"

 

[Plasticise]

Is it beef thats on the menu? No, i think its CONTENT that's back on the menu