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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
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I guess old habits die hard.
 
Bashir gave an ALLAHU AKBAR!!!

YESSSSSSSSS!!!!

Twins prooved today they're not just Josies. Blane isn't a shit freeloader and Bashir isn't to be made fun of.

Blane fucking sored up his back.

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Bashir brought it in for a hug and said he's honored to be their team leader 😢


Blane and Bashir had a sweet moment. Blane got talked down to a lot and was surprised that he was CHOSEN to be on their team first pick on freeloaders.
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His mom is sending cute TTS :)

Meanwhile:
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Bashir put a waterbottle next to Landon to help him out.


BASHIR GOAT ALL BASHIR HATERS LEAVE NOW NOW NOW he got to split up the 10k between his team and did this.
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Twins- $5k
Blane- $4k
Bashir $1k (Just to cover the cost of his suitcase and stuff that was damaged)

FRIENDTANK FUCKING RULES!!!!

Mints having to admit a Bashir W is also fucking funny
 
Amazing performance by jungle room.
- Bashir keeping a consistent pace
- Twins pushing themselves to their absolute limit
- Blane doing horrible smoking cigs but going beast mode eating meat and drinking milk

Honorable mention to James Drake for doing literally everything for team arena
 
Drake getting saddled with the autistic picky eater, a vegan, and somebody with a gastric bypass for a meat eating challenge is straight up sabotage. Production confirmed haters.
 
Just wanna do some Blaneposting.

I'm a huge sucker for this kind of content in the first place, but him powering through his fucked up body and bloody back to finish the situps was a glorious moment. I bet it was the first time he's ever done something so strenuous, and I hope surviving it shows him that it's okay to be physically uncomfortable sometimes and that he can do more than he thinks he can. It seems silly to say because it's the fucked up Fishtank triathlon, but if I was his mom I'd genuinely be proud too.

This fucked up little gooner is a great freeloader.
 
Drake getting saddled with the autistic picky eater, a vegan, and somebody with a gastric bypass for a meat eating challenge is straight up sabotage. Production confirmed haters.
Drake picked his team. He picked Landon because he keeps clinging to him since he has (had) top stox, he picked Laura because Laura and he picked Binx because she was there before. His words. Bashir went to Blane and the twins went to both.
 
Bashir is probably going to come out of this the most liked fish. James puts on a chill dude vibe but he has knives out for landon now and will come out looking bad bullying the sperg.
 
I think Drake has as big of a W as Bashir. Drake did everything he possibly could, but he had these losers Landon and Binx on his team. He gave it his all.

Absolutely art. Amazing.
 
Season 2 triathlon was really good, season 3 kinda sucked, but this one was far and away the best. Not only was it intense and the director's use of music (kinda) worked to enhance the experience, but it was really dramatic and (at least for now) did a lot to reignite passions and division within the house. James Drake is fucking PISSED at Binx and, more importantly, Landon, for letting him down. And his rivalry with Bashir is only intensifying. The twins also pulled way more than their own weight and showed just how strong they can be.

Anyone who doubted the show earlier today please fill out the apology form, again.

Also, :story:
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I don't want to hear any more Bashir hatred EVER EVER EVER!!!!

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He's helping his bro out who he said he genuinely loves 😢 🌹

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He's helping Bashir shout out roses.

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This peptalk is so good I think I got pregnant hearing it.
 
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