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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Aidan said:
Blane finds out the prize split from the challenge.
Blaine: $4,000
Twins: $5,000
Bashir: $1,000
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Blane urges the twins to join in and Bashir urges Landon (behind) to join in, too. Notice, Bashir is flipping off people bitching about Friendtank.
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Maybe the real Fishtank was the friends we made along the way.
❤️
 
Meiwaku said:
Remember all the times James Drake conspired to eliminate Bashir and went against his word and honor as a man?

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See how alone he is now? Who still likes him? Bashir.
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He's been there for Landon multiple times too and yet he always goes with James Drake because he gets convinced of some vague Bashir plot. He only went with Bashir's team on the room challenge because production forced it for balancing
 
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Mints is shitting on them playing fart noises. Jet making them say they're all faggots.

Blane asked how the money was spent. Bashir told him.

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Brought Landon in too!
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We love Friendtank!

Jet made them say "we're all faggots" Bongo said she'd gladly be a faggot and be friends instead :)
 
SneakEnergy said:
Is Mints only letting in anti-Bashir TTS or something?
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The thing is I really wanted to give them money for my day 1 pro-Bashir campaign ...but for some reason I just feel like anything that I send is going to just be rejected and not sent to Bashir because production's INFERIOR GINGER is buttmad.

I'm not wasting $20-40 for TTS because some liberal Californian nepobaby is seething that he's unlikable and ingenuine in every way.

Idk if anyone else is sending pro-Bashir stuff and getting nixed?
 
Telecom said:
Someone said james drake threw binx's stuff outside the window, but I didn't catch it.
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Her stuff is in the computer room bathroom. She walked in and asked "is my stuff cooked?" before she found it.

Spergichu said:
From /ftl/, an old friend was caught in the background of Basement Cam when Jet was giving his postmortem of the challenge. Hope this means more Xavier kino this season or even BG2.
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That is Bill Ottman, "the lawyer" and CEO of Minds.com
 
Meiwaku said:
The thing is I really wanted to give them money for my day 1 pro-Bashir campaign ...but for some reason I just feel like anything that I send is going to just be rejected and not sent to Bashir because production's INFERIOR GINGER is buttmad.

I'm not wasting $20-40 for TTS because some liberal Californian nepobaby is seething that he's unlikable and ingenuine in every way.

Idk if anyone else is sending pro-Bashir stuff and getting nixed?
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They don't really care that much in my opinion. I don't advise wasting money on a TTS that will be forgotten in a matter of minutes but this season has been pretty good about letting them all through. Mints gayness should be pulled back though, because you're probably not the only person feeling this way and he's costing them money at this point.
 
Mints the fucking gayest niggerfaggot to ever live.
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All the shitty TTS is from Mints.
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Same with this. Mocking Bam about his best friend's tragic death.

If anyone wants to work on a full dox of this niggerfaggot (Mints) please DM me. You don't hate him enough.
 
Holy shit, tonight has been the first successful melding of ultimate hell house and friends tank vibes into a single bit. Jet, I bow.

Until you fuck it up again... Seriously, you didn't know you'd trip the circuit? I wouldn't have even needed to test it to know what would happen with that.
 
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