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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
no-exit said:
Alex B has sent an unsolicited lil cobra to Diamond.
https://xcancel.com/DiamondWallen/status/2040277550446895339
https://x.com/i/status/2040277550446895339
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wow you didn't even give credit to me for posting it in the Alex B thread like 5 minutes ago? Woooooooooooooooow dude fuck you too (luv u bb)


Blackstar said:
Archive
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don't archive that shit freak
 
I'mma real anime gurl said:
Do we need to archive Alex's Penis?

Also Laura is planning on smearing Cum on Bashir or some shit.
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I take the farms reputation for being diligent archivists seriously. Perhaps too seriously. Our cross to bear I suppose.
LIVE SNEEDCHAT REACTION:
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Meiwaku said:
We got more.

This nigga borderline deserves a thread.
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He's into diapers :lossmanjack:
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Alex B(enis)? He has had one for a while now:
Osama Bin Laden

🐟 Fishtank Thread 'Stephen Alexander Bernard / Alex B / Jacqueline Rodriguez/Bernard / Monkey Man / Cobra Kai'

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Stephen Alexander Bernard (also known as Alex B) is a 38-year-old (debated*) former FishTank Season 3 contestant. Alex B was an eccentric character known for constantly talking and often exaggerating or fabricating stories. He was a fan favorite amongst Fishtank fans but clearly showed similarities to previous mentally ill contestants like Jon or Jimmy. The best way I can describe Alex to someone who has never seen him before is to imagine someone with the drug addiction of Ethan Ralph and the manlet...
Reactions:Winner x 40 Informative x 15 Like x 20 Semper Fidelis x 1 Feels x 1 Autistic x 1
 
Halloween23 said:
He's a freak and deserves to burn at the stake eventually....but right now he's playing his part well....assuming he's playing.
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Drake is scoping this guy out and is sus because of his timeline and his saying with the girls. Drake gave him the "I will fucking kill you if you do anything." He probed him for fetishes and liking kids.

Bashir naturally will sense a degenerate in the house and Allah will give him the damascus steel.

Content INCOMING on a purge.
 
Meiwaku said:
Bashir naturally will sense a degenerate in the house and Allah will give him the damascus steel.
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Bashir was dead eyeing this guy when he walked into the dorm. Drake is being more aggressive, but they both clearly don't like him. Jet bitches about friendtank but then introduces a common enemy right away.
 
Bashir is going to have to be the one to deal with Clayton. Remember, it was Bashir who took one look at Mr. Naked and told him not to do anything weird while he's there and if he touches anyone then Bashir is going to throw him out.
 
They should just declare James Drake the season 3 winner because it has never been more clear that if he was actually on that season like he was supposed to have been he would have won easy.
 
Halloween23 said:
They should just declare James Drake the season 3 winner because it has never been more clear that if he was actually on that season like he was supposed to have been he would have won easy.
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If they gave him $50,000 for winning season 3 it'd be really funny. And then anyone else wins season 5.
 
Telecom said:
Bashir was dead eyeing this guy when he walked into the dorm. Drake is being more aggressive, but they both clearly don't like him. Jet bitches about friendtank but then introduces a common enemy right away.
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Ngl seeing the house come together against a degenerate warms my gay friendtank loving heart.

James and Bashir will halal the infidel. They will crusade the degenerate. I am so fucking ready. Please please please kick this guy's ass and then Mints.

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James is so unamused
 
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