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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Laura CRAVES attention. She is currently throwing a TANTRUM for not getting any from her behavior.

Bashir's idea of DNI with her is actually perfect for her breed of BPD. She wants any attention.
So? Good for him. Bad for entertainment. Toss her out.

Unless it leads to her crashing out to such an extent that the other guys feel compelled to actually do something.

*Edit* with the way she's ranting to herself, could be a possibility.
 
Okay I miss the Bashir that doused hoes in vodka and attempted to drag them out of the house.

Unironically saying "family tank" is cringe.
Its the new strat this season and it's been working. Started out with being crazy was working. Now they're just crazy to the new people who come in. Though Jet saying they were too crazy for the whale was kinda retarded considering she only got a little sprite on her.
 
Laura screaming at camera so loud I hear it from Stein's confessional. Bashir W.
 
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Mints seething.
I'm really happy that Bashir finally has an ally in the house. The everyone V Bashir thing isgetting really annoying.
I got really pissed during the "him completely mogging Vance" boxing because literally everyone was against him AND HE WON. So even after it was hard. He was alone (but had God).

Bashir stuck to his guns the whole time. Call it moralfagging all you want,but his method gets results. He is proving his point that you can be interesting and not a peepepoopoo or drywall mogging retard.

MY HALAL NIGGA IS WINNING IN HIS OWN WAY! I LOVE FRIENDTANK!
 
Bingo made Jet break with a completely genuine answer to a question - Context: He gave her a *Dragon challenge* to unbox some bed's for the black people coming tomorrow
 
Mints might actually blow his brains out if Bashir wins

(Then again his skull is already empty lol)
I need Mints to personally hand him the 50k if this happens. I need a photo for the entire Internet of the seethe.

God I hope he wins.
 
Mints seething.

I got really pissed during the "him completely mogging Vance" boxing because literally everyone was against him AND HE WON. So even after it was hard. He was alone (but had God).

Bashir stuck to his guns the whole time. Call it moralfagging all you want,but his method gets results. He is proving his point that you can be interesting and not a peepepoopoo or drywall mogging retard.

MY HALAL NIGGA IS WINNING IN HIS OWN WAY! I LOVE FRIENDTANK!
I fucking hate islam, but i have so much respect for his dedication to prayer. I'm twins all the way, but if Bashir wins, he deserves it. People on twitter have the nerve to say he's been coddled, but production is actively shitting on him, everyone in the house gangs up on him. At this point, I'm rooting for him out of spite.
 
Current $$$ Winnings 🏆 💵

Landon
  • $1,000 Drunk Piece of Shit
  • $500 Acting 1st place
  • $200 Staying in Room
Bashir
  • $250 Acting 2nd place
  • $1,000 Triathlon
  • $200 Staying in Room
  • -$600 (promised to Drake for not breaking into room)
James Drake
  • $250 acting 3rd place
  • (Promised $600 by Bashir for agreeing to not stay in the room)
Twins
  • $1,000 Insult Race
  • $5,000 Triathalon
  • $200 Staying in Room
Blane
  • $4,000 Triathlon
  • $500 Viral Clip
 
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