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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
It's not hard to bring a good freeloader to fuck them up, but Jet is retarded. Friendtank makes this show like a wholesome chungus drama between friends which is boring to some extent.
 
It's not hard to bring a good freeloader to fuck them up, but Jet is retarded. Friendtank makes this show like a wholesome chungus drama between friends.
They literally said theyre just throwing people inside now and seeing what happens. I like this option. Might find a new gem.

I predict Laura leaves within the next 24 hours. Bashir not reacting to her shit puts her into a state of pure meltdown
Her doing shit, he's not reacting to her, but he's mad nobodys sticking up for him out of the guys. She's still winning so far.
 
Pretty much none of the final four are likely to respond to hassling or walk out though, unless you scalp Bingo or something. All that's really left is to do challenges until there is one. This might turn out even more pure-gameshow/competitive than when the wiggers were actively trying to do that at the beginning.
Cutting Bashir's hair or preventing him praying will make him walk. Bingo touching her scalp in till she cant handle it and walks out because lets be real bongo can last in the tank but not her sister. Landon maybe stay in but after the challenge today you can pressure him to leave, James Drake is the hardest to make him walk because it seems like he is desperate for the money and told his girlfriend to stop spending money on love letters and tts cause of money reasons.
 
They literally said theyre just throwing people inside now and seeing what happens. I like this option. Might find a new gem.
It's kinda time wasting. Yes, new things are le good, but there's a chance this could end up badly.
 
Gotta make sure they know the source. Fuck Jet.
Also, I've seen bitching here about "uhh the thread used to move 30 pages a day" and meanwhile nobody who is in the thread is clipping even pictures with small text blurbs on what's going on in-between posting our feelings. I cannot explain my levels of disappointment when I work all day and come back to the same arguments in the thread. Especially when the fish did things that I now have to check other websites for. Horrifying.

Be the change you want to see on the farms. Clip or at least summarize the content. I'm basically begging you guys to cap content because everyone here is on a different schedule. I'd personally rather see 7 posts of the same thing a minuet apart rather than someone missing something kino or good lore.

...And ofc always post Twitter screenshots of the best recaps from the KIWIFARMS (because fuck you Jet) and ESPECIALLY fuck you Mints.
 
It's kinda time wasting. Yes, new things are le good, but there's a chance this could end up badly.
Its a 24/7 stream wym,? LOL
They need time wasting. We're bout to get a bunch of people flooding in one after another.
Jet said before theyre just bringing people in that are close or locals mostly cause its basically free, just pay for ubers.
 
Why is this girl in the tank? she is just binx's friend and seems really boring and lame.
People wanted her on after the Wiggers started looking for female freeloaders and she was a popular choice from the audition streams, the wiggers instead chose to deliberately choose someone who looked just like Vimp but not her, AKA Beth
They brought her on now to appease those who wanted her before since Beth was a failure mostly.
Current $$$ Winnings 🏆 💵
The dorm stay challenge reward was 200$ per contestant who stayed in the room and didn't leave, so 200$ each for Landon, Twins and Bashir. Although Bashir promised to pay 600$ to Drake, i think out of his own pocket, so that he wouldn't force his way into the room and make them lose. Its an outside of the tank deal so who knows if he will honor it.
 
We're bout to get a bunch of people flooding in one after another.
Either they try to fuck with the fishes, get physical removed, and quit, or they just become nontent. Exceptions should be different.
 

This is so precious 💕

(Bongo tells about boot destruction)
Bashir: Bongo?
Bongo: What's up?
Bashir: Thank you again.
Bongo: You're my knight!
 
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Airsoftfatty did a livestream today and addressed season 5 and if he will be on it or not

it starts at 42:07

Essentially he confirmed he won't be on the show this season because production wants this season to be a "reboot" of Fishtank. This may also explain why production does not want Frank on the show and Jet saying he doesn't want the show to be the "peepee poopoo" show anymore and why they have Bam Margera as the host.

If this season is their version of a "reboot" then I guess my definition of a reboot is different than theirs. To me this season has been Fishtank Lite but maybe that's what the show needs to be in order to get more investors, bigger sponsors and maybe one day it's own streaming deal?
 
Be the change you want to see on the farms. Clip...
I would but uploading videos this season almost never works for me so I give up. I have clips for posterity but that's not very helpful, I know. I say this because it may impact others, probably Tor chads.
They've also made it slightly more difficult for non-nerds to clip this season as people can't rewind and constantly recording is a huge disk hog plus maybe bandwidth hog.

For those who don't know, the Fishtank bot in sneed chat can clip. Chat Link
Clips are important for people who can't watch live and to make the thread readable later down the line, to make it as easy as possible there's clipping commands for the bot.



!clip start <camera name> to start buffering a camera, this will keep the last 8 minutes for as long as the camera is being clipped
!clip list to check which cameras are currently in the buffer, up to three cameras can be buffered
!clip cameras to get a list of all camera names
!clip queue to check which clips are currently processing
Only three cameras can be simultaneously monitored with !clip start, so if a fourth one is clipped with !clip start, the oldest one will be dropped to save bandwidth and memory
!clip begin <camera name> this will set a marker at the current time. If a marker is set you can use !clip save [camera name] with no duration argument to save everything from the marker start to the current time. It's advised to set the marker early and stop late to make sure nothing gets cut off.
!clip save <camera name> 1m to save one minute (2m for two minutes 30s for 30 seconds etc.) of the current buffer (up to 8 minutes) and upload it. When providing a clip length you should add about 30 seconds on top since there is a delay. The bot will post a link, this link expires after one hour, if it's a good clip download and reupload it to the thread for a permanent archive. The bot will resize and compress the clip to 720p, it will report its progress in chat, be patient.
!clip stop <camera name> to stop buffering a camera or !clip stop to stop all cameras. If you're done clipping and no one else is there to clip run this to save bandwidth for the server, thank you.
 
Airsoftfatty did a livestream today and addressed season 5 and if he will be on it or not
Essentially he confirmed he won't be on the show this season because production wants this season to be a "reboot" of Fishtank.
Just a FYI but Fatty has lied about not being on every season he comes onto before coming onto it. The fact hes saying hes not coming on now actually has me scared hes gonna show up now.
 
A List of All Women This Season
  • Vicky
  • Bingo & Bongo
  • Charity
  • Anissa
  • Emma
  • Beth
  • Laura
  • Diamond
  • Binx
  • Vimp

Only 3/10 of the women didn't target Bashir. 1 of those didn't talk to him, 1 got kicked immediately.

Even amongst the men and producers, he is the outcast.

This is truly a social Haaj...
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