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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
What did the production ever do to Twins? Nothing.
Bingo was in Adderall withdrawals for two weeks? Dunno.
What did the production ever do to Landon? Have him clean?
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What did the production ever do to Bashir? Bring him back on the show after he got kicked out?
They made a fortune on TTS shrieking that muhammed is a pedo at all hours (based, and true, but still) and mints (the raped) spams the shit out of TTS specifically to fuck with him and undermine his strategies.

I also can't help but notice that you don't list any of the times they fucked with James Drake. Presumably because they haven't. They have been passing him secret messages, openly strat snitching, and set up a challenge explicitly for him to win money only to end up getting absolutely crushed at his own job by a literal janny.
 
As a person, sure. I respect his convictions and don't really mind what his religion is even if I don't agree with it. As a Fishtank contestant it comes of as pretentious and gay since he's acting like he's better than the competition.

I can see what you would think that but I really disagree. I'm not pro Islam in the slightest despite being Bashir's Strongest Warrior in the thread. I think that he actually genuinely believes what he says is why it doesn't bother me. He follows his own doctrines. He doesn't do weird sex shit, he respects himself, he treats people with respect and has boundaries. Is he a sperg? Yes. But he's MY OUR sperg.
 
Everyone should know by now that production picks favorites, their favorites don't always make it (Drake could ragequit if it gets bad enough), but we should know by now that production picks favorites
You come in as a newfag and just spam anti-Bashir without capping the show, providing good takes, giving critiques, abiding by forum culture, LURKING,etc.

You are treating this place as your personal shitting street. You will be ridiculed for this because you have offered nothing of value to Friendthread.

Fuck you, Mints.
yeah! newfags suck!
 
There's just a bunch of good moments this season that are genuinely Neptunian and creative without them devolving.
That's essentially what I'm talking about. If this season went the same with all the Hellhouse shit as all the others, that'd be fair enough, and there'd be nothing to really mald about. It's just that it organically became something no other season had, standing out from the others while still being entertaining, only for it to be hammered down into place within a single day, because mentally ill autists want peepeepoopoo. All this, when there were far better ways of dealing with this. If they want to listen to those losers (just look at the streamstars, that's who the "core" fans are), and then complain about how the fans suck and only want this shit, I guess that's their prerogative.
 
It’s hard to take Bashir saying that fishtank could be art seriously when he cites Josie, Aryeh and Tayleigh as examples of good fish.
 
No its not, people are heated right now cause of who they like but with how this season has gone down, I think after the season ends majority of people will call this season the best, it has the least amount of lows and the lows aren't as bad as other seasons.
An actual decent take Mints, good job.
 
As a person, sure. I respect his convictions and don't really mind what his religion is even if I don't agree with it. As a Fishtank contestant it comes of as pretentious and gay since he's acting like he's better than the competition.
I think Bashir having depth and thinking that his life choices are, in fact, superior to others (Vicky) life choices is a display of reality. Life has consequences and we have the ability to choose our ways of life. I'm gonna say "what about JD then" because JD actually did have an unfounded superiority complex throughout his entire runtime where he did think he was better than the other fish, but on what merit? He was a typical reddit atheist in a polyamorous relationship with a job based on replacing humans with AI. Wasn't this whole thread consistently complaining about Emma being nontent (true)? Is she not inferior to other fish like Landon, Bashir, or even the twins because she was a wallflower basically the whole time except when she crashed out with Vicky? It's a good thing that the fish are not equal, and it's even better for potential content if the fish believed that themselves too.
 
Honestly, I'm enjoying the arguing and the passion in the thread it is SO good when you feel this show is alive again.
 
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