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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
I tune out for a day, explain what happened in roughly 4 sentences.
 
DOORSTUCK said:
I tune out for a day, explain what happened in roughly 4 sentences.
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Drake mogged the hardwood floors. They brought in two black people and Bashir crashed out. Bongo asked Bam Margera to get her alcohol. Landon was raped.

Letty comes in to replace Cody on production. Jet and Ben come out and declare "Friendtank is fucking gay, every contestant pick a freeloader and hold up in a different room." Immediately they start barricading food and furniture, including raiding everything from the market. The fish start trying to make alliances, and many notice that James/Laura in the dorm have a fortified entrance, much of the houses food, the market freezer, and a valid full bathroom. James furniture dragging was later confirmed to completely fuck up the hardwood floor with a "$40,000 repair job". So they try to make alliances and declare peepeepoopoo off limits, but quickly realize James is the biggest threat. James/Laura and Bashir/RedBinx attempted to recruit Twins/Blane and Landon/Binx. Twins took a hardline allying with Bashir, but Landon waffled with both sides. After a few hours of tension and scheming, Dunyay(s2 freeloader) and Suzie (black midget stripper) join the tank. Dunyay starts by telling everyone friendtank is over, and "y'all have to start fightin each other now". Suzie on the other hand starts talking about Bashirs dick, of which after the stress of the day, makes Bash kick off his holy war. He dumps mac and cheese on her, he then follows the two down to "Drakes Castle", gets hit by Laura with something, and both sides unload all of their arsenal on each other, leaving the hallway covered in condiments and glass. There's a massive standoff with Bashir complaining about everyone in the house targeting him almost exclusively, how "production wants us to fight, this is what it turns into", how he wanted to continue family tank, and how James/Laura were "going to attack during the night anyways, so may as well start now". Dunyay meanwhile is yelling about "y'all need to chill out and be friendly, ya got nine days of this". After about an hour production forces everyone to split. Notably after his poor performance during the last challenge, Landon neglected to support either side, and was left with many mean tts and guilt over not helping either of his big bros. To cheer him up, Jet brings him into the confessional, Suzie comes in, and gives the worlds funniest lapdance. Finally, jet posted in site chat that they're planning on starvation tank again. With no sleep, no food, bad vibes, and fucked up house, and DUMBGAY: Season Two bros are confirmed winning once again.
 
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DOORSTUCK said:
I tune out for a day, explain what happened in roughly 4 sentences.
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Jet and Ben put an end to friendtank and forced all the fish into separate bedrooms and also gave them each an assistant freeloader. (Landon/Binx, Drake/Laura, Bashir/Vimp, Twins/Blane)
Fish hoard and steal resources while barricading their rooms and two freeloaders enter the tank (Duany and Suzette).
After alliances being made, Bashir leads a charge of most of the house against Drake and Laura's room. Tons of food, pee, garbage, etc thrown around.
The attack fails, Bashir has a half hour meltdown, things eventually calm down and now Fish are just kinda hanging around and planning shit.
 
Idk why they are not allowing Jungle and Arena/Office to use their bathrooms that they have attached to the rooms. Seems only fair considering Dorm has two attached to their room.

Edit: I forgot it wasn't fair house *sigh*
 
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Bashir got his laundry back and gets to wash it.
 
Jackpot said:
If I remember it looked the Jungle room to be in a divided room adjacent to the bathroom. I vaguely remember this when thsy played hide and seek and JD hid in there.
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They are going to kind of block off the bathrooms from what Jet said. There is one that is accessible to two rooms that they are going to fix.
 
Roak said:
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Laura can handle getting the kitchen sink thrown at her but listening to this niggerfaggot talk about his nasty sex life is fucking her up
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She was raped and she said that she's legitimately kind of afraid of sex.

This is kind of funny because the one thing that she can't handle (hearing about groas sex) is the one thing that Bashir cannot do (perverted talk)

He needs a giant whore to come save him by telling disgusting sex stories.... It's really a shame that Binx is useless.....
 
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Duany'ay need to stop with the frank stuff, I really don't think he is coming, maybe there might be someone similer to frank coming but I really don't think Frank is coming​

 
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