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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
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lol
 
"I used to be an alcoholic"
-22 March, Bongo
"OK I promise to drink lightly every night"
-25 March, Bongo

-4 April, Bongo, realizing she has to be sober for NINE DAYS if she wants $50000

EDIT: Also worth noting that production chose not to bring any alcohol out tonight, so Bongo had to ask Bam to go to the basement and ask for some. Ben brought up a 6 pack in exchange for cleaning the kitchen along with some tts reminders:
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(tts was disabled at this point)
 
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Feel like going to bed because this is not very interesting but I know I'll wake up to 20 pages of the most outrageous shit. The Fishtank dilemma.
i tend to wake up few times at night, first time i woke up i checked stream and saw bongo walking around bar and then got surprised when midget popped up behind her, next time i woke up i saw duanyay telling midget and laura how some dude was sucking his ass like vacuum and went back to sleep.
love shit like that, like feverdream
 
I go out one night! One night, and prime fishtank happens smh
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This image goes hard tho.

Without question the greatest fish ever. There is this general contempt for normies by (autistic terminally online shutin) fans, who believe autism gives them some kind of superpower of endurance and no limit behavior.

No, these autistics are weak compared to an American man. Drake is the hero of this story and Bashir is the villain (Muslim) of this story.

The good ending is redemption for Landon, Bongo realizing she's been played by the snake Bashir, and while being led by Drake, Team America ousts Bashir and split the winnings between themselves.

Oh and also Binx chokes to death and dies, and her goblin corpse lost during the renovation of the house.
 
Sleeping position: THE RAPED
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Why did the black gay guy turn on drake btw? Did he get absorbed into the friendtank?
 
Speaking of Bashir and Drake’s rivalry, I find it funny that people initially thought it was a lone-wolf autist versus a socializing normie. Now, in the final week, it’s actually a socializing autist versus a lone-wolf normie. Bashir has the backing of other contestants but is hated by the audience now, while James Drake has the support of the audience but is hated or feared by other contestants.
 
Being a Muslim is one thing, but more importantly Bashir is an Aryeh fan. That's unforgivable.
Didn't he also say he was a Josie and Tayleigh fan? Either he has the worst taste imaginable or he is being calculating thinking this will garner support from the worst, most terminally online of the audience which is clever. Can't think of a worse fan base than Josie, Tayleigh and Aryeh fans.
 
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Hey, little buddy, how's it going today? Niglet is your name. Scrub-a-dub-dub, girl, clean it up or that stain is just gonna stay!
 
Didn't he also say he was a Josie and Tayleigh fan? Either he has the worst taste imaginable or he is being calculating thinking this will garner support from the worst, most terminally online of the audience which is clever. Can't think of a worse fan base than Josie, Tayleigh and Aryeh fans.
It's all calculated, this nigga is evil, and nobody is ready to have that conversation. But he worked and played the autists well since he probably knew they'd stick around last. That said, Landon is too high-maintenance to be useful, and the Twins just aren't useful at all outside of their niche.
 
You niggas choosing sides. I'm on the side of content, I don't give a fuck what they're doing or saying as long as it's funny. Everyone except for James Drake is too retarded or autistic to win anyways.
 
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