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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
One funny thing is that most people that came back recently really cannot let go and leave their seasons behind. Alex B talked about his shit all the time, and this faggot keeps talking about Season 2 all the time.
 
Roak said:
What the fuck? Why is the little niglet making sense right now?
She's right that the twins had no reason to eat the gummybear since they planned to give the candy to Bashir
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one thing i am not seeing enough people talk about , and that bothers me a bit is that they have once again abandoned the gimmick of the season (jobs and market, along with the rooms stuff) for pooptank/vomitank , mostly because the audience kept whining about it, really i think jets biggest flaw, bigger than his incompetence is that he gets led astray by retards too easily, wether these retards are the other wiggers or the audience.
Pooptank worked in S2 because it was subversive and no one was expecting it, in the other seasons it just feels forced and like a cheap audience grab
 
at the beginning they did the thing of telling laura to be the house ghost.
but vimp is actually the house ghost
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sometimes you can find her sometimes you cant, she just floats around

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twins are telling blaine about how they got edward mcmillan (sp?) swag and he was pogging out abou it.
now theyre talking about how much they like the monkeez rap band
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theyre on like the same kind of weird sperg level and its kind of funny
 
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>-Ack! said:
one thing i am not seeing enough people talk about , and that bothers me a bit is that they have once again abandoned the gimmick of the season (jobs and market, along with the rooms stuff) for pooptank/vomitank , mostly because the audience kept whining about it, really i think jets biggest flaw, bigger than his incompetence is that he gets led astray by retards too easily, wether these retards are the other wiggers or the audience.
Pooptank worked in S2 because it was subversive and no one was expecting it, in the other seasons it just feels forced and like a cheap audience grab
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Not the audience per se (thanks Landon), but in specific the telegram retards.
 
I will take Bashir side on this one, you can't just expect people to go out of their way and do shit that is prohibited by their religion. Bashir is a pretty good competitor so far and this is his first lost ever in Fishtank. It's not coddling if the wigger go out of their way to buy some halal gummy bear candy, they need to consider what kinda shit he can and can't eat.

I will say that he is pretty delusional, talking about Fishtank as a show to praise god and a place of light. This show ain't about that buddy.
 
Strong like Bruce Willis said:
I will take Bashir side on this one, you can't just expect people to go out of their way and do shit that is prohibited by their religion. Bashir is a pretty good competitor so far and this is his first lost ever in Fishtank. It's not coddling if the wigger go out of their way to buy some halal gummy bear candy, they need to consider what kinda shit he can and can't eat.

I will say that he is pretty delusional, talking about Fishtank as a show to praise god and a place of light. This show ain't about that buddy.
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That's why the tardsquad spamming shit is ridiculous, just like Bashir is a faggot.
Liking him or not, he won the cell with talk no jutsu and then the Triathlon, and did well on the latter (Bongo definitely was the the star of it though).
He went hard on all challenges.
 
Strong like Bruce Willis said:
I will take Bashir side on this one, you can't just expect people to go out of their way and do shit that is prohibited by their religion. Bashir is a pretty good competitor so far and this is his first lost ever in Fishtank. It's not coddling if the wigger go out of their way to buy some halal gummy bear candy, they need to consider what kinda shit he can and can't eat.
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He literally told production what he could and could not do. They also took hot dogs out of the meat eating competition because they had pork in them.

This was specifically a test to fuck with him.

You're not going to make him go against his religion and it's retarded that there's people chimping out about it. That's what happens when you add niggers, I guess.

Strong like Bruce Willis said:
I will say that he is pretty delusional, talking about Fishtank as a show to praise god and a place of light. This show ain't about that buddy.
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Nah I love him being himself and being true to himself..
 
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