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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Show has taken a fucking nosedive in quality since this challenge started, but especially today. Just my opinion though and I hope everyone is still enjoying it.
They have just turned Friendtank into "James and Bashir hide in their rooms to farm simp money-tank"

James has a hard to break base and can just have Lara do something unhinged at any point to have production cut things off.

Bashir is playing defensive when he can't afford it. But production does clearly hate him so it feels like he is stuck.

Landon has become a quivering noncommital pussy who looks like he wants to die.

The Twins have NO incentive to attack anyone at risk of them and their humpback man servant being turned into powder by big dudes.

All that's left is some half assed challenges for some candy.

I know I know, the chart and all. But it just seems like the load was blown last night. I hope that changes.
 
fishchat thinks that nigga relapsed
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Blanetank is good too :)

He's talking about playing FF14 with people when he gets home and helping us get achievements.
I know exactly what you're going to say, but I think Blane is probably the most enjoyable person in the house, despite being a degenerate lolicon fucker outside of it.
 
They have just turned Friendtank into "James and Bashir hide in their rooms to farm simp money-tank"

James has a hard to break base and can just have Lara do something unhinged at any point to have production cut things off.

Bashir is playing defensive when he can't afford it. But production does clearly hate him so it feels like he is stuck.

Landon has become a quivering noncommital pussy who looks like he wants to die.

The Twins have NO incentive to attack anyone at risk of them and their humpback man servant being turned into powder by big dudes.

All that's left is some half assed challenges for some candy.

I know I know, the chart and all. But it just seems like the load was blown last night. I hope that changes.
cursed fucking reddit spacing clean this shit up negga

as for bam, i hope he alright.
it wouldnt shock me though if hes california sober and did other drugs
but it also wouldnt surprise me if he was just being a confused retard. who knows.
if he is fucked up hopefully vance or someone can wrangle him so he doesnt get himself into trouble.
 
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Heres the clip of Jet talking to Ben. You can see Bam walk in somewhat forcibly, maybe even angry before Jet calls Ben down. Its hard to hear exactly what he says but it sounds like "Bam, he just walked in, get him"
I agree but I don't think the person that "just walked in" was Bam, but the 'get him' was towards Bam.

I'm still saying Hoodieman was a cop, but it wasn't a swatting. Maybe Bam is in trouble, maybe he just got a wellness check called on him and spazzed out from his criminal history, maybe he did relapse and was having a bout of paranoia over it.
If you look closely it seriously looks like Jet was actually holding Bam by his waist and trying to stop him from coming up. What the H E double hockey sticks is going on.
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I definitely think Hoodieman was there for Bam and Bam was running from him, Ben and Jet were trying to facilitate them having whatever interaction he was there for. Ben led Bam out to the driveway through Dining Hall like we saw on the body cam, where some people said they could see some lights(headlights or flashlight). Probably hoodie man was there interviewing/checking on/arresting Bam. Maybe Bam ran off into the woods again.
 
I know exactly what you're going to say, but I think Blane is probably the most enjoyable person in the house, despite being a degenerate lolicon fucker outside of it.
I would unironically support Blaine if he wasn't a degenerate. I was proud of him when he broke down after the challenge, but man, you just had to be a pedophile.
 
Holy shit somebody showed up at Bashir's door and he was explaining who it was and the story to Vimp and fucking Mints switched it to dumbgay talking about his degen sex life.
 
You miss the part where he was talking about getting his ass eaten by a Mexican man and doing the impression.

This was completely necessary as opposed to figuring out who the fuck was at the door and the entire story Bashir was telling.
I taught myself to stop clipping if it switches to Duanye lmao
 
I taught myself to stop clipping if it switches to Duanye lmao
I wish he would lose his voice so he would be forced to use his inside voice. If he wasn't loud as fuck and stopped with the weird sex shit he would be tolerable.
 
It was Vance who came and told Bashir that Laura deserved getting mogged.
Maejok came to the door and showed Bashier and AI picture of him arresting Laura while dressed as an ICE officer. Maejok asked if he thought it was deserved. And Bash answered that only god knows. Maejok responds that he thinks it is deserved and fist bumps Bashir.
 
I wish he would lose his voice so he would be forced to use his inside voice. If he wasn't loud as fuck and stopped with the weird sex shit he would be tolerable.
Its the sex talk for me, besides that he's pretty good at starting shit which is funny.
 
Blue Vimp telling Landon how to manipulate.. her own friend.

This bitch really is the worst.

Choice quote at the end-
"she is determined to not do anything I say"

Is her "I'm usually the puppet master in these situations"
 
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