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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
My door has been broken down
Option 1: be Vicky and barricade yourself in
Option 2: go on the assault
*Chooses option 1*

The thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created.
 
crb said:
I really don't remember this much coddling/glazing from production itself in past seasons lmao
Well done though, will make them a lot of money in the future with the normie audience they want.
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You clearly didn't watch season 1. Josie had retard privilege that entire season.
The Twins are very coddled too but by the other fish, people just stop in their tracks if they start freaking out
 
Roak said:
You clearly didn't watch season 1. Josie had retard privilege that entire season.
The Twins are very coddled too but by the other fish, people just stop in their tracks if they start freaking out
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I did, and I am going to point out you skipped the 'self-admitted rigging and coddling' part. I meant exclusively from production itself.
If I was talking about the other fish too, yes, you'd be right and I do think that's shitty too. The twins' themselves said in confessional twice by now that they don't get why people don't mess with them.
 
Jackpot said:
I don't think Vimp and Binx are going to be friends anymore lol
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Good for Vimp. Last night Binx was talking to Bingo saying how Vimp doesn't know the show and is freeloading wrong, upset that Vimp wasn't doing what Binx wanted. Binx is that one girl that subtly brings down her own girl friends so they stay in her grasp. Wicked.
Jackpot said:
So was tossing the tranny out and yet, every single big James Drake moment has been manufactored by production.
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He is Ben's golem at the end of the day.
 
Roak said:
You clearly didn't watch season 1. Josie had retard privilege that entire season.
The Twins are very coddled too but by the other fish, people just stop in their tracks if they start freaking out
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The fish not nutting up to fuck with one of their competitors is not "coddling" that's just them being stupid. TTS have tried egging them on to attack them multiple times. You can't force behavior.

Production showing nothing but favoritism for only one fish is coddling though, as it turns out.
 
The Muslim cries out in pain as he steals from you. Bashir should have his arms ziptied behind his back for the rest of the week. Maybe Red Binx will potty him for the week.
 
Bashtards will be denying reality in this thread when you can check Mints' entire TTS history on fishtank observer 🤣🤣

How will bashtards defend the honorable muslim stealing whiteboard and crashing out on Landon for fighting back?
"JUST LET ME WIN BRO!"
 
Roak said:
You clearly didn't watch season 1. Josie had retard privilege that entire season.
The Twins are very coddled too but by the other fish, people just stop in their tracks if they start freaking out
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Aside from positive Fishtoy spam, this was the same. It was the fish and freeloaders who felt bad messing with her too severely. Letty and Frank have both separately acknowledged this, Letty on one of her own ancient streams and Frank I think on the show itself.

Jet tried to gayly force conflict by pinning a mess in Josie's bed on Sylvia and Josie silently cleaned it up. Unsatisfied, Jet directly told her she has to get Sylvia back, so Josie brainstormed for awhile and decided to make fun of Sylvia's ridiculous makeup by doing a deliberately crude mockery of it then asking TTS to constantly say how Josie's was better than Sylvia's which is clever use of the simp army and pretty funny. Later, when TTS asked Josie why she didn't do anything directly against Sylvia like making a mess in Sylvia's bed. Josie said that it didn't do anything but make both sides mad and result in more messes which benefited Letty and was just more cleaning for Josie.

It was more a production L on Josie coddling than anyone else's. From her perspective there was no benefit in peepeepoopoo games since that was where Letty thrived.
 
Just remember guys. Coddling and simping is super gay.

Unless it's for a man, by other men.
 
I'm just happy that Bashir is taking Ls and that we're getting content this early in the day. Today is shaping up to be a great day
 
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Bashir told Landon if he used his religion against him he would have a very bad time. Bashir uses his religion against production, the fish and the freeloaders.
 
Meanwhile the four are arguing about doors and the damage Drake has caused he has begun to let his guard down. Not bothering to lock or monitor the second entrance to Fort Drake which has no barricade. All it would take is for them to be mad at Drake rather than each other. If the four of them ran Drake could not get up from his chair in the bar fast enough to stop them all. Absolute Drake W, he brakes a door and they all yell at each other instead of him.


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