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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
All every woman has done in this house is say Bashir is a manipulator while they manipulate Landon. The reason women are able to find manipulators so easily is because it is part of their genetic code.

TLDR; Bashir is a manipulator, Landon is a faggot, assault all women
 
Jackpot said:
Bashir saying his plan is still to just defend against James Drake
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Bashir and Landon are speedrunning the worst fish role. Landon by having no spine, and Bashir by having the worst possible focus for some autistic reason even after getting mogged day after day by James Drake.
 
I'm not really experienced at Public Records searching, but I have not found any records of Bam being booked yet. I would say it's inconclusive since I'm sure it takes a while into the day for records to be updated.


These are the resources I was going to check, second one states it's not been updated since Friday so no sense yet.

Sharing in case anyone else is curious and wants to keep an eye on it while I'm at work.
 
GaryGray said:
Imagine someone taking offensive military action against your country aka braking down the door then sitting around and taking it like a bitch. That was a clear act of aggression it is time for the nation of Islam to ally the rest of the house against the Dake waffen.
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This doesn't work because the tards have proven unreliable twice already and once already refused him.
His main thing now is to stall this shit out and hope he doesn't get his candy taken, because that means Landon is out.
 
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This is so ironic because at any time James Drake could have Lara hold down their highly defendable base and attack Bashir with no renforcements or pushback from the other teams and over power him to ensure he gets kicked out.
But instead he kicks a door in and goes back to letting Lara actually do all the agression while he sits around staring until he can try and get Landon to also attack Bashir.
 
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Team Mudslime is occupying the entire east wing of the second floor. Landon will stand there all week like a fag. Like Uncle Junior said "You gotta hold on to your cock when negotiating with these desert people"


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This is so ironic because at any time James Drake could have Lara hold down their highly defendable base and attack Bashir with no renforcements or pushback from the other teams and over power him to ensure he gets kicked out.
But instead he kicks a door in and goes back to letting Lara actually do all the agression while he sits around staring until he can try and get Landon to also attack Bashir.
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Realistically James Drake is easily first in this challenge and only kicked the door in to ensure Bashir gets no sleep. Also he didn't really pick the (indeed highly defensible) dorm, everyone else just picked the other rooms and he was left with it lol.
 
As a Blaniac I have no horse in this race but no matter the outcome in this bashir drake feud you'll always be a spiteful harpy mints
 
ElAbominacion said:
He really is Simbal #2. James is this season's Luke.
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This might be the most ass backwards comment anyone has ever made.

Luke acted agressive on pumpkins and got labelled "a weird woman beater" and got removed, until he came back and moralized on a pedophile all to the audience's acclaim. If anything Bashir is like a failed copy of Luke because Bashir lacks tactics and charisma, and is Muslim.

James is a failed actor premadonna who production built the show around to make sure he doesn't walk... so Simbal. And then he spent weeks "doing a big think" but did a few acts of agression in the last week of the show to completely rewrite people's memory of him basically being buff Emma for 20 days.
 
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Jackpot said:
This might be the most ass backwards commment anyone has every made.

Luke acted agressive on pumpkins and got labelled "a weird woman beater" and got removed, until he came back and moralized on a pedophile all to the audience's acclaim. If anything Bashir is like a failed copy of Luke because Bashir lacks tactics and charisma, and is Muslim.

James is a failed actor premadonna who production built the show around to make sure he doesn't walk... so Simbal. And then he spent weeks "doing a big think" but did a few acts of agression in the last week of the show to completely rewrite people's memory of him basically being buff Emma for 20 days.
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I think you're reading into it a bit too much.

Simbal: annoying brown clown
Luke: jacked chad
bashir: annoying brown clown
Drake: jacked chad
 
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