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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    763
Realistically James Drake is easily first in this challenge and only kicked the door in to ensure Bashir gets no sleep. Also he didn't really pick the (indeed highly defensible) dorm, everyone else just picked the other rooms and he was left with it lol.
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To Ensure Lasting Peace

Wage Endless War
 
This might be the most ass backwards commment anyone has ever made.

Luke acted agressive on pumpkins and got labelled "a weird woman beater" and got removed, until he came back and moralized on a pedophile all to the audience's acclaim. If anything Bashir is like a failed copy of Luke because Bashir lacks tactics and charisma, and is Muslim.

James is a failed actor premadonna who production built the show around to make sure he doesn't walk... so Simbal. And then he spent weeks "doing a big think" but did a few acts of agression in the last week of the show to completely rewrite people's memory of him basically being buff Emma for 20 days.
James so far hasn't blamed others for their issues (like Bashir and Simbal do), and instead plays with whatever cards he's dealt. He doesn't take loss well, but that's fine, most competitive people don't, and if they claim they do, they are lying.
Bashir hides behind others and tries to manipulate them into doing his bidding, being hypocritical every step of the way, just like Simbal. The only backwards thing here is your analysis, sadly.
 
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>Strongest fish in the tank
>Could jump in on the moment to completely finish off Bashir
>Standing by watching his noncomittal cheese fry minion flail against Bashir

Don't worry guys, he's just charging up in case Bashir conjurs some doors to kick
 
James so far hasn't blamed others for their issues (like Bashir and Simbal do), and instead plays with whatever cards he's dealt. He doesn't take loss well, but that's fine, most competitive people don't, and if they claim they do, they are lying.
Bashir hides behind others and tries to manipulate them into doing his bidding, being hypocritical every step of the way, just like Simbal. The only backwards thing here is your analysis, sadly.
He blamed the Room challenge loss on JD and Emma. The two people he was hiding behind for weeks until they crumbled from his own inaction. Bashir had no allies until very recently and now it's only not okay because Bashir is doing it, doing it poorly mind you.
Did you just start watching the show this week or are you just trying to ignore the rest of the season to make your argument sound better?
 
Landon backstabbed James Drake like 3 times in the last 3 days, like Peter denying Jesus. To even be there in a show of support is way more than Landon deserves
The point is not Landon. The point is Bashir is weak right now and he is standing by letting the weakest fish in the house do absolutely nothing in the moment.
 
Drake grab her by the foot and the hoodie that bitch is on the floor before she knows what happened
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Landon goes in his room and thru the bathroom and Drake goes in the arena door. Bashir can't defend two places at once. Red Binx will be crying on the floor
 
Did you just start watching the show this week or are you just trying to ignore the rest of the season to make your argument sound better?
What I saw was a manipulative snake of a man who was working his way through the brains of less smart individuals to do his bidding and now capitalized on it after the two annoying and unpopular normies got ousted. He was waiting the entire time for this moment and he failed.

I understand that for most people, big picture thinking isn't a thing. It's all good.
 
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