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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
We've reached the fantasy fishtank debate part of the thread lifecycle.
Offseason, we are going to pick Fantasy Fishtank contestants for houses and play Fantasy Fishtank with our custom freeloaders and contests. It will be more interesting than slapfighting until S6.
 
Apparently the wiggers are back in the basement. Basement chat leaks are saying Bam didn’t relapse but won’t be hosting the show anymore. Wiggers won’t elaborate further than that.

So it was something significant if Bam is out. I would expect the wiggers to directly deny the relapsing either way so that really doesn't give us any info. I've always been on the theory of arrest/welfare check, and welfare check, at least a fake one, is pretty much out the window now. I'll keep an eye on Fulton county arrests.
 
Dunye fucking sucks.

There is some appeal to seeing the house turn into rubble but I miss the show about Ben and Jet unlocking the Twins psychic dragon powers. 'Hellhouse' is fine in so far as it helps us learn more about these strange people, but it creates a lot of boring stalemates and looping conversation. I don't really care about the Friendtank/Hellhouse divide besides that point about it standing in the way of what I find appealing about the show. The Hell environment can cause things to be revealed but like I said its mostly nothing.
 
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This is getting so boring. Bashirtank for like 20 days now, I'm starting to highkey hate him and everyone else. Duanye is like the hundredth freeloader in a row that sticks to him like a magnet for whatever reason.
 
This is why I didn't want Fort tank. Boring circular arguments. Okay, I suppose the Seige of Fort Drake was pretty funny but that's been the only notable happening since this begun. Also they are going to waste an entire day cleaning up when this is over.
 
I don't really care who wins, I like them all. But I do know that the funniest options for the ending are

1) Landon wins and reveals he's actually a normie who has been playing an Officer Doofy style character all season
2) James Drake wins after absolutely demolishing the Twins in the final challenge with zero remorse
 
I dont hate Bashir, but it doesnt surprise me that he studied psych. I have met a ton people, even those that only minored in psych, that think they are master manipulators. Yet their shtick becomes obvious once you realize it. Sometimes its one of those things that you felt but couldnt place what it was and then when you realize, you cant believe that you didnt know sooner.

The little smile he does after he asks a question or receives an answer is a good indicator. These people think they are smarter and are trying to extract information to confirm what clinical terms they diagnosed you with

Bashir might not be doing his thesis on fishtank, but he does treat everyone like they are his little test subjects. Maybe one of the reasons he always acts holier than thou and its okay when i do it because im rightous but not okay when you do the same thing. And so confident that his beliefs are right and finds it foolish to consider something that he doesnt believe.

Or hes just a narcissist and im a faggot
Not that I disagree with your points, but has he said he’s studying Psych?
 
I don't really care about the Friendtank/Hellhouse divide besides that point about it standing in the way of what I find appealing about the show, which is mostly learning about these strange people. The Hell environment can cause things to be revealed but like I said its mostly nothing.
I could've sworn they said they didn't want poophouse and this was going to be some sort of soft reboot, but today is the same boring bullshit as every other end of a season.
 
This is why I didn't want Fort tank. Boring circular arguments. Okay, I suppose the Seige of Fort Drake was pretty funny but that's been the only notable happening since this begun. Also they are going to waste an entire day cleaning up when this is over.
Yeah I think that's why they should have kept it at the rule of only being able to use body weight to "lock" your door. The reason S4's candy challenge was dynamic was from the constant agression.
 
Offseason, we are going to pick Fantasy Fishtank contestants for houses and play Fantasy Fishtank with our custom freeloaders and contests. It will be more interesting than slapfighting until S6.
This but unironically.
 
This is why I didn't want Fort tank. Boring circular arguments. Okay, I suppose the Seige of Fort Drake was pretty funny but that's been the only notable happening since this begun. Also they are going to waste an entire day cleaning up when this is over.
They should give the fish siege engines and make a competition for who can defend the longest. Then resume candy stealing once they're no longer fortified.
 
Apparently the wiggers are back in the basement. Basement chat leaks are saying Bam didn’t relapse but won’t be hosting the show anymore. Wiggers won’t elaborate further than that.
Any way to verify this is what they said?

I'm sympathetic to the idea that hoodie man was an off-duty cop hanging out to deal with swattings. If that's the case, I don't think he would have come inside to deal with a relapse. Maybe Bam got upset and took it out on equipment/Mints?

Still feels more likely he was fucked up.
 
Yeah I think that's why they should have kept it at the rule of only being able to use body weight to "lock" your door. The reason S4's candy challenge was dynamic was from the constant agression.
Daniel, Freddy, and Direnc drove that conflict forward in an entertaining way.

Seth, Angelina and Ellie were nontent slugs even as they got their candy.
 
This is why I didn't want Fort tank. Boring circular arguments. Okay, I suppose the Seige of Fort Drake was pretty funny but that's been the only notable happening since this begun. Also they are going to waste an entire day cleaning up when this is over.
Maybe just my own head cannon, but Im assuming the Wiggers are kinda crashing out right now. I dont think their intention was FortTank, The Bam situation (if hes really gone) is BAD regardless of his actual day to day impact, they have stopped all challenges and candy runs for like 12 hours now, and Mints has been running the show all morning. I think a lot of damage control is happening at the moment and theyre trying to land the plane on a pretty shit show of a Candy Challenge.
 
People think Vimp is being stoic for Bashir or being quiet because she's conflicted, I just think she doesn't have the brain power to follow any conversation that has more than one person involved.
 
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