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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
ElAbominacion said:
Did anyone cry this hard when Daniel fought Aryeh and Freddy and Direnc for candy? None of them cried. Wrestling is part of Fishtank.
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A lot of people felt a sort of primal disgust watching the cavewoman and two retards basically gang rape Angelina but no one was complaining about it being unfair.
 
Why would they make Bongo go first? She is the most disadvantaged to begin with they could have at least done the guys first to see if she could get farther than them.
 
Jackpot said:
Why would they make Bongo go first? She is the most disadvantaged to begin with they could have at least done the guys first to see if she could get farther than them.
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You try to order it from the weakest to the strongest because if you have the strongest go first, they could potentially last 10+ minutes but then everyone after them may only reach 3 minutes, wasting a bunch of time.
 
Punished Borzoi said:
I'm just going to say its a bad precedent to set that there can just be a strong guy one season that can physically wrestle anyone weaker than him.

The boxing challenges were all done by people who didn't know shit about boxing. There is a reason why a boxing challenge wouldn't work against James Drake but you might as well just do one now.
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Then play the social game better! If you are physically weak, you have to be smarter, more cunning and more charismatic. Bashir doesn't have it.
 
Hypercop said:
This was cool but it doesn't really make sense. Does this mean future contestants have to take wrestling lessons or whatever if they don't want to get fucked out of competing in certain challenges?
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Everyone is forgetting the most meta build right now and that's the cute retard twins build.
 
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Punished Borzoi said:
I'm just going to say its a bad precedent to set that there can just be a strong guy one season that can physically wrestle anyone weaker than him.
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I dislike the people that whine about it but Bashir has been physical with women the most. So now it's bad that a male manhandled him? It wasn't even to hassle someone out of the house but just to win a challenge.
 
Punished Borzoi said:
I'm just going to say its a bad precedent to set that there can just be a strong guy one season that can physically wrestle anyone weaker than him.

The boxing challenges were all done by people who didn't know shit about boxing. There is a reason why a boxing challenge wouldn't work against James Drake but you might as well just do one now.
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I agree that it would totally defeat the purpose of Fishtank if it comes down to the most physically strong and aggresive person just steamrolling all the contestants in challenges, and in general in the tank.

I don't see why the fish can't band together if this is the case, Bashir has been trying to do this, but he is saddled with Landon.
 
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Hypercop said:
This was cool but it doesn't really make sense. Does this mean future contestants have to take wrestling lessons or whatever if they don't want to get fucked out of competing in certain challenges?
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Since season 1 some level of physical contact has been permitted between the fish. It may not be technically "legal" even if someone signs a contract, but the longstanding unspoken rules have always been that pretty much anything besides straight up punching is allowable, and even strikes will typically only get a warning (Tayleigh punching Trish, Jimmy almost (?) headbutting Taylor, Freddy slapping Direnc unprompted). It's sort of common sense, but the danger of punching is knocking someone out and giving them permanent brain damage. Two tards wrestling or throwing piss at each other is not really a threat to anyone's actual safety so I don't see why it shouldn't be permitted.
 
the guy who runs the show: if i get you my favorite food in atlanta, will you make the show really good?

jet, come on dude. this is horrible.

eta, this is how the director of the new ghostbusters flop operated. and look how that worked out for him.
 
SneakEnergy said:
Yesterday he kept saying he will not mess with Landon. When Vimp suggested, he told her Landon is off limits. I personally want them to go after Landon but let's see.
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I mean, since then Landon has thrown a bucket of e girl piss and rotten shrimp at him so.... (Prob still wont do it, but tensions have risen considerably)
 
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