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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Jackpot said:
This just confirms Bash, Drake and Twins in the final three. Landon has been religated to a Binx gimped freeloader in his own competition.
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Final 3 coming down to who will betray the Twins first is absolute kino. But at this point its almost deserved. I like Bongo but shes such a bitch to her sister.
 
Attacking at that time was 100% the right call, Bashir's worst case scenario was winning the challenge and best case was actually finding the DrakeCache. Immediately fucked his optics by begging Bongo to give him candy though, it's probably a lot closer than it seems.
 
Minorityreport said:
Once again he charges into Laura, Bashsisters what's the response?
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Jackpot said:
This just confirms Bash, Drake and Twins in the final three. Landon has been religated to a Binx gimped freeloader in his own competition.
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It sucks but you never know. I don't think anyone in this cast will go full Angie 11th hour almost-rape but we can hope.
 
THA PYONGYANG DADDY said:
Just dug into jets thread to get a sense of his backround to see if hes going to pull this shit together. Wow. Very enlightening, now know why he despises the farms so deeply. If i was a literal methbaby and pics of my moms blown out whore holes were on here i would probably be seething too. Does not look good for the stability of the show though. I get the feeling jet has a great deal of envy and resentment ingrained in his personality, which is probably one of the reasons frank wont be back. Ive met guys like him before and if they discover you have a more stable and loving family than they had, it really digs deep. I sincerely believe that if jet had little to no involvement and ben were to lead production the show would be in a much better state than it is now. This shit reeks of a damaged, fragile, and volatile personality.
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Not to mention his sugarglass fragile ego. He booted Jin from season 4 cause Jin humiliated him talking about his 4chan days.
 
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Someone leave and take that midget with them, not a place in the house you cannot hear her third world babble
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Bring in a new e girl freeloader that throws piss on muslims
 
BingBongDingDong said:
all it takes is an uncoordinated sped falling and hitting the back of their head on something. Half of season 2 was triyng to make sure nobody fell and cracked their head on the side of something. Sam understood that, the wiggers dont because theyre retarded.
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Yes hitting your head on something is almost always bad, I don't think this is new to even Ben or Jet.

The takedown that Drake went for was about as safe as you can make it, he didn't scoop Bashir's legs too far up, nor did he really walk through after securing the legs. I understand the worries about this becoming the meta, but this wasn't even the most dangerous thing that happened in the last 24 hours.
 
BingBongDingDong said:
all it takes is an uncoordinated sped falling and hitting the back of their head on something. Half of season 2 was triyng to make sure nobody fell and cracked their head on the side of something. Sam understood that, the wiggers dont because theyre retarded.
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Like others said, Drake did that super safely, he even took time to drag Bashir out of the corner when it got too dicey lol. He's pretty clearly trained and isn't tardfighting like most Fish would, he's probably the first Fish qualified to do this shit.
 
Bingo being sick and bedridden, and throwing out good advice to her sister is such a funny image. Like a frail dying queen sharing her wisdom as she passes on.
 
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