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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
mer569 said:
CANDY STATUS RN (from paypigs only) from https://fish-dash.com/:
TWINS 460 (+ BLNE 46)
JDRA 465 (+ LARA 132)
BASH 419
LAND 194 (+ BINX 25)
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Daaaaamn it's way closer in the top 3 than I ever imagined (if you exclude the freeloaders). lol at how Jet only gave Bash 20 candies to make up for Vimp not being on there, she easily would have got more than Blaine.
 
mer569 said:
CANDY STATUS RN (from paypigs only) from https://fish-dash.com/:
TWINS 460 (+ BLNE 46)
JDRA 465 (+ LARA 132)
BASH 419
LAND 194 (+ BINX 25)


Tiger might be going home.
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If thats even kind of real, it would be crazy because James wouldnt even have enough to save Landon if he tried and might legit accidentally self eliminate. Im assuming thats just candy from fishtoys though, so it wouldnt count what James had at the start (a ton), or the challenge candy, which bashir has done super well in over all. Either way ROUGH look for Landfill.
 
crb said:
THIS NIGGER BETTER GET A JOB AND QUIT BEING A DEGENERATE IF HE WANTS TO BE THE ONLY COOL DUDE ON THE SHOW
FUCK
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They should hire this nigga if they can find a need for him for future seasons. He seems cool and reliable. Even if it's doing Letty type jobs.
 
ncarto23 said:
If thats even kind of real, it would be crazy because James wouldnt even have enough to save Landon if he tried and might legit accidentally self eliminate. Im assuming thats just candy from fishtoys though, so it wouldnt count what James had at the start (a ton), or the challenge candy, which bashir has done super well in over all. Either way ROUGH look for Landfill.
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These are just from the API, so its just fishtoys.
 
SneakEnergy said:
They should hire this nigga if they can find a need for him for future seasons. He seems cool and reliable. Even if it's doing Letty type jobs.
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He is the only freeloader this season that did anything and everything Production asked to the letter, even at his expense.
 
Landon falling so far is proof Binx literally ruins everything she gets close to. No I won't accept any other explanation, she physically can't help herself.
 
Smegward said:
I never know whether those letters are real or not.
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I believe the AI generated ones were a bit during like the first week. With a production gaslighting bit involving James Drake reading them and tearing up in a closet one time.
 
The fuck is this?
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BingBongDingDong said:
Dude if he was able to hit a takedown with the amount of control everybody is implying he had, he has enough skill to hold him down easily.
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You know those are two different things, in the early scramble while they were at the couch still, Drake went for (what seemed like) a body triangle but he is unable to get his leg across Bashir's torso either due to his flexibility or the couch being in the way, i dont remember exactly.
That is him trying to establish control but failing at it.
Similiar things happen in the scramble before that moment, he doesn't have the raw strength and skill to hold Bashir down without getting a more ''easily'' defended position like full mount, or even a simple body-lock in the standup.

BingBongDingDong said:
He was trying to fucking drive through with the takedown but slipped on the floor and they both fell over. This goes back to how James drake isnt actually all that skilled and was spazzing as much as bashir was. One of the first things you learn about takedowns is how to fall without getting hurt because its easy to spaz out and injure yourself which is exactly what was happening. When that was happening ben went to get between them and the dresser to the side of them, rather than the glass fucking doors behind bashir. This couldve gone way worse then it did, and thats my whole point lol.
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I really don't think James Drake was explicitly trying to hurt Bashir. I never overinflated James's grappling skills, I simply said he has atleast some knowledge of it because of some of the things he did. I do maintain he did that as safely (especially if he is as uncapable as you say) as he couldve vs. a guy that is actually resisting to be taken down.

Yes this could have gone way worse, but you can say that about almost every challenge at this point. If you think James Drake is that reckless then that is your belief, I see him waiting for production to give him the go signal as a decent indicator of how relatively well behaved he is for this show.

Love you though.
 
Minorityreport said:
If you think James Drake is that reckless then that is your belief, I see him waiting for production to give him the go signal as a decent indicator of how relatively well behaved he is for this show.
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I think hes a retarded TRT nigger, he didnt wait for the go ahead to push the monkey cobra king to the ground. The dude will lash out when hes mad enough, and it feels like were getting there.
Minorityreport said:
Love you though.
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Yeah Ill stop shitting up the thread trying to breakdown the grappling skill of a fishtank contestant lol.
 
"I dont feel like im being longhouse'd. I feel like this is one of those women in history who whipped great men into shape."
Bashir on being told to go harder by Vimp.
 
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