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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
Landon's departure is my finale. Best top 4, Landon had the funniest moments for me. But he absolutely didn't deserve top 3, so even if was rigged it was the right outcome.

I don't like the freeloader show, but the alternative is just two decent guys keeping their drunk sister from crashing out.
 
The Real Taylor Swift said:
Yeah wiggers suck etc etc but in no capacity in TYOOL 2026 does Fishtank rise beyond niche status. It is WAY too unfriendly to Zoomer sensibilities.
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26K across all platforms isn't that bad, especially in a post-sponsorship gold rush streaming environment. Streaming really did peak during COVID in terms of viewership/sponsors. Now a lot of sponsors know what streamers are (not even FT, but even tame ones like Esfand or Sodapoppin) and they just straight up will not sponsor. I think if Jet actually went against his own judgement and leaned into the friendtank and didn't listen to the faggots who constantly cry about there not being pootank/horrortank the whole run time then it could become something that pushes into normie-space like they want.
 
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“I’ve seen horrors… horrors that you’ve seen. But you have no right to call me cringe. You have a right to eliminate me. You have a right to do that… but you have no right to judge me. It’s impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. Horror. Horror has a face… and you must make a friend of horror. Horror and bodily fluids are your friends. If they are not then they are enemies to be feared. They are truly enemies. I remember when I was in the Cell. Seems a thousand centuries ago. We went in there to put on a show. I left because I had to shit, and this retard came after me crying. He couldn’t see. We went back there and they had shitted and pissed… everywhere. There they were in a pile. A pile of poopoo. And I remember… I… I… I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn’t know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized… like I was shot… like I was shot with a diamond… a diamond Fishbuck right through my forehead. And I thought: My God… the genius of that. The genius. The will to do that. Perfect, genuine, complete, crystalline, pure. And then I realized they were stronger than me. Because they could stand that these were not monsters. These were retards… trained retards. These retards who fought with their hearts, who had friends on discord, who had questionable internet histories, who were filled with chromosomes… but they had the strength… the strength… to do that. If I had ten of those Fish our troubles with Production would be over very quickly. You have to have men who are NEETs… and at the same time who are able to utilize their primordial retardation to fling poo without feeling… without passion… without judgment… without judgment. Because it’s judgment that defeats us.”
 
Mentos said:
One million IP2 retards you can pick from and you get Kimmie. That's extremely grim.
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If I had to guess, that was probably who responded to Letty the quickest, or just because they're friends. Which is... Understandable? But what happened to bumtank? Where are the really gross retards? Did they give up on that because of Mr. Naked? Sad! Is this really what their paypiggies want?
 
fatcock burgerking said:
If I had to guess, that was probably who responded to Letty the quickest, or just because they're friends. Which is... Understandable? But what happened to bumtank? Where are the really gross retards? Did they give up on that because of Mr. Naked? Sad! Is this really what their paypiggies want?
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Considering IP2 is for faggots and destroys lives I am actually glad they got a normal one and not someone who would sexually assault the twins in their sleep.
 
So like... for a final four elimination where the host actually has a tattoo of the guy who was inevitably sent home...kind of weird that there's zero mention of Bam or any sort of like explanation for what's happening huh?
 
cohle said:
I've been working on a little project on the side and since we're now about halfway through the season I think it's a good time to ask people for any favorite clips or moments that I could use for it.
Here's a preview
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The first half is more or less done but I can still swap out clips if I feel like they're better than the ones I have.
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After tonight, I can't tell you how excited I am to see the final product of this.
 
IFBB Pro Phil said:
For posterity, because I think this segment was too long to clip and upload here, the moments after time was called on the candy challenge wherein music was played and director cam created a bit of true dare I say... Neptunian kino?

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here ya go buddy made it less than 35mb
 
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