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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Rache Bartmoss said:
Speaking of Kicktank, this tweet must have aged very well :biggrin:.

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I can feel the culture advancing every time someone throws pee pee

Plasticise said:
This post seems to be a deliberate attempt to illicit this image but I'm still going to fall for it
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And more on topic: No growth is death. The show needs to grow to be viable. More niche means smaller in every way. Im a season 1 watcher but something like 80-90% of current fishtank watchers didnt start with season one, probably season 2 or 3 was their first. Does that mean they should be cast out or not allowed to watch?
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When a bunch of retards suddenly "enjoy it in the wrong way for the wrong reasons", there is a sudden commercial motivation to change everything to accommodate them.
It's not about their enjoyment itself, but about their influence ruining everything for everyone else.
 
Havent watched in almost 2 days and come back to 100 pages. Fuck dat.

There's a silver lining to Landon being kicked out. No more Binx.
In b4 shes still on when I look again.

Also is that Kim? Ice Poseidon's on again off again gf?
The one who fucked Burger Planet first.
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FaggotWithAids said:
Bingo late night confessional notes:
-Wants to clear up that she did want to be on the show. She wasn't just dragged into it by Bongo, and doesn't know where that narrative came from.
-A tts tells her that Bongo is the one who said Bingo didn't want to come on the show. She responds that Bongo often misrepresents what she is actually thinking.
-She didn't watch the show as much as Bongo, but she is a fan.
-Doesn't want to leave. Wasn't relieved when she thought they were going home, she was just trying to keep it together for Bongo.
-Bongo was living with their dad for a year but moved back in with Bingo and their mom, worked two jobs to prevent them from being evicted.
-This caused Bongo to drink a lot and have frequent crashouts because she didn't have time to work on her art.
-The incest stuff is just a joke!
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Thank you for the info dump, Faggot With Aids.
 
Plasticise said:
And more on topic: No growth is death. The show needs to grow to be viable. More niche means smaller in every way. Im a season 1 watcher but something like 80-90% of current fishtank watchers didnt start with season one, probably season 2 or 3 was their first. Does that mean they should be cast out or not allowed to watch?
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What growth? The top english streamers on kick are literal nobodies. More people know who Sam Hyde is than clav, or train - n3on and adin are legitimately famous, but their whole audience is zoomers that wouldn't be able to get into something that requires an attention-span like fishtank. They can barely get into IRL streams and adin and n3on mostly do desktop.

Their stats are massively inflated and all of them have gambling contracts too. Kick is false growth and makes you beholden to a shady billionaire laundering his shabbos goy father's stolen money.

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i was rewatching landon's candy siege on bashir and noticed something
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he pulled a single blue bag out of the suitcase, which likely contained many more candy sacks. if he would have taken the whole thing it was probably bashir's motherload. his own retardation is the reason he was eliminated. i liked him at first but shit like this got so tiresome, especially towards the end.

Also, remember when bashir bugged the twins to give him their winnings they got from jet tossing candy around the house and they almost agreed to it?
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if they had given him any, they likely would have went home since they only beat landon by 26 pieces. crazy to think about.
 
Kitty Cat Man said:
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ice bachelor downtime vs fishtank downtime viewers on kick.
main site says about 1700 viewers, ppv chat has about 500.

also josh gets away with streaming on kick and saying nigger and faggot because the mods who are online when he streams don't speak english.
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Ice bots his views and most fishtank views come from its own site. Even at peak on both fishtank bodies Ice.
Even by Kick standards Ice isnt that top of views, lots of non English pull his numbers and all his CX leeches get way way less.

There isnt really any direction fishtank can go that would pander to CX viewers that would result in any major gain.
Ip2 has been posting about Fishtank since S1 and Ice/CX people have been shitting on it since S1. Getting someone like Goocheese or Blade would bring in far far far far more views than any CX leech.
 
Marche said:
Ice bots his views and most fishtank views come from its own site. Even at peak on both fishtank bodies Ice.
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Ip2 has been posting about Fishtank since S1 and Ice/CX people have been shitting on it since S1. Getting someone like Goocheese or Blade would bring in far far far far more views than any CX leech.
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I'm only comparing them because jet was talking about how kimmee has a "good audience on kick" as a way to justify her presence to the telegram.

any IP2 weirdo would pull more viewers on fishtank just by dialing up the freakshow aspect.
 
Can someone tell me what happened to cause Blane's back wound? I saw it a while back and kind of figured it was just one of his deformities as I don't recall anything causing it in the house. But saw some posts in here suggesting it was something that happened to him on Fishtank
 
VanyaMotorbike said:
Can someone tell me what happened to cause Blane's back wound? I saw it a while back and kind of figured it was just one of his deformities as I don't recall anything causing it in the house. But saw some posts in here suggesting it was something that happened to him on Fishtank
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During the triathlon he got brushburn from doing sit-ups on the jungle room floor.
 
Made a cut of the best Blane clips from last night. No fancy editing or anything, just the raw clips back to back. S+ freeloader. And he knew when to call it quits unlike fucking Laura. Hope we see him again.


Edit: added the clip when they announced Twins were safe.
 
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