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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764

Letty snuck into James Drakes bed and asked if he wanted to cuddle and a sleep drunk Drake (thinking it was Laura!) said sure. Letty tried her best to seduce him but it seems like her succubus powers only work on autists.

Women sneaking into his bed is a common occurrence for Chad Drake
 
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Letty snuck into James Drakes bed and asked if he wanted to cuddle and a sleep drunk Drake (thinking it was Laura!) said sure. Letty tried her best to seduce him but it seems like her succubus powers only work on autists.

Women sneaking into his bed is a common occurrence for Chad Drake
My man took those cuck insults about raising another man's kids to heart, and has decided to cuck their mom too.
 
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Letty snuck into James Drakes bed and asked if he wanted to cuddle and a sleep drunk Drake (thinking it was Laura!) said sure. Letty tried her best to seduce him but it seems like her succubus powers only work on autists.

Women sneaking into his bed is a common occurrence for Chad Drake
She must think she's a pro-level seductress or whatever. He literally didn't give a shit.

'I'm leaving'
'Okay, bye'

Hahahahaha.
 
I dont mean to moral fag too much but I really dont enjoy just seeing whores being whores. If they bring something interesting or funny to the show and contest than yeah cool they are here. But half the girls are basically "Look at my body. Im a sexual deviant with massive predator vibes teehee!". Its just the authors (Jets) barely disguised fetish.

Im dooming hard with how the rest of the week will go. I need copium
 
I dont mean to moral fag too much but I really dont enjoy just seeing whores being whores. If they bring something interesting or funny to the show and contest than yeah cool they are here. But half the girls are basically "Look at my body. Im a sexual deviant with massive predator vibes teehee!". Its just the authors (Jets) barely disguised fetish.

Im dooming hard with how the rest of the week will go. I need copium
Big agree. All these thots need to go yesterday. Even Letty.
 
Jet, we need Homeless people with schizophrenia en route now. Throw out K-Thot and Red Binx now and put Mints in the Uber with them.
 
I can't believe how many people are dropping the twins after last night, yeah it was a rough watch but unless you viewed them as literal cartoon characters it shouldn't come as a surprise, spergy autists have meltdowns and act like that from time to time, it comes with the package.
 
Big agree. All these thots need to go yesterday. Even Letty.
Yeah. Im sure letty had some good ideas and such but the entire bit now is just goon baiting. If the gooner bait fails, its just dead air and a nonsense person being around. I dont find entertainment value in "Woahhhh her boobs big!" Or the god awful qa with the new blonde girl "teehee how big is your bfs dick".

Like who finds this entertaining?
 
I can't believe how many people are dropping the twins after last night, yeah it was a rough watch but unless you viewed them as literal cartoon characters it shouldn't come as a surprise, spergy autists have meltdowns and act like that from time to time, it comes with the package.
Bongo was supposed to be the stable one, it's never been more over for Twin-Peakers
 
Just want to jot down this series of events in case it's missed in the recaps, didn't see it covered here but I didn't read everything. I think that the entire fakeout elimination of the twins was pretty obviously planned for entertainment value and suspense, but I won't make any comments on who would have won technically if the challenge was fair as it is entirely possible the twins were safe regardless and they just did this to have a dramatic ending.
  • Blane was in and out of the basement a good amount before the candy count went down
  • Blane offers to collect the candy for the twins and bring it down on their behalf
  • Wiggers finish the first count and bring all the fish down
  • Jet smugly tells Landon that if he got eliminated he thinks that Landon believes he did all he could, Jet allows Landon to *mog* him one last time while smiling
  • Wiggers say the count isn't what they expected
  • Bongo freaks out and asks blane if he's sure he grabbed all the bags from Jungle Room, Blane goes back upstairs to check again
  • Jet tells the twins that they were in last and someone must have stolen the candy, Landon is safe
  • Bongo has a tantrum and a few minutes later Blane screams from upstairs that he found the final bag of candy
  • Suzie immediately calls this out as suspicious and Blane screams at her to shut the fuck up
  • Ben and Jet fake (opinion) deliberate and say they will put it up to audience poll
  • Ben goes to the basement and then comes upstairs after a couple of minutes saying "The site is broken for me and I can't close the poll but I'm pretty sure they voted yes on the recount"
    • Opinion: Even if the poll did work, the audience obviously would have voted yes for a recount because the twins are fan favorites, but by doing it this way they were able to be 100% sure that they could just recount no matter what and their plans don't get fucked up while trying to make it seem like it was the audience's decision
  • Jet and Ben do the recount and the twins beat out landon by 26 pieces of candy, meaning that Blane's last minute discovery of a hidden final bag was the deciding factor
  • Blane is emotional after all of this and decides to leave
 
Yeah. Im sure letty had some good ideas and such but the entire bit now is just goon baiting. If the gooner bait fails, its just dead air and a nonsense person being around. I dont find entertainment value in "Woahhhh her boobs big!" Or the god awful qa with the new blonde girl "teehee how big is your bfs dick".

Like who finds this entertaining?
Indians, probably. Jet did say last night he was trying to reach the Kick audience, didn’t he?
 
I can't believe how many people are dropping the twins after last night, yeah it was a rough watch but unless you viewed them as literal cartoon characters it shouldn't come as a surprise, spergy autists have meltdowns and act like that from time to time, it comes with the package.
IMHO at lot of people are just infantilizing them by going "wow silly girls with their autism!" When in reality without the wiggers and fan support they probably would have lot lol. That recount we such bullshit imo.
 
if they had given him any, they likely would have went home since they only beat landon by 26 pieces. crazy to think about.
I hope this was the right wake up call, especially for Bongo, though I'm not sure yet if she even realized the gravity of the situation as she got drunk again or was drunk already. I do like the twins, but they need to seriously wake up to have a chance of winning (or they really win with nontent, hopefully not).
Bingo seems to understand the situation much better, but they can only pull through this together, they seem to affect each other a lot.

Looking at some of the mood-swings of Bongo and her mentioning of killing herself to Bashir if she loses(?), that doesn't sit well with me at all.
 
I dont mean to moral fag too much but I really dont enjoy just seeing whores being whores. If they bring something interesting or funny to the show and contest than yeah cool they are here. But half the girls are basically "Look at my body. Im a sexual deviant with massive predator vibes teehee!". Its just the authors (Jets) barely disguised fetish.

Im dooming hard with how the rest of the week will go. I need copium
While last night was truly kino, in the long run it was a mistake to eliminate any of them right now imo. They should have just let it be a final 4 till the end if their master plan was to pump the house full of freeloaders, even if they were good ones (which they aren't). Bringing in MORE freeloaders doesn't solve the issue either and just dilutes things even worse.

It's FISHtank not FreeloaderTank. Kick out all the freeloaders except Vimp and Laura. Bring in a male freeloader so the show isn't dominated by women who want to be the center of attention despite not actually mattering at all. Put the focus back on the players that actually matter.
 
just "haha dude look we brought in some guy you know!"
This is exactly what they were doing in Season 1. If Dumbgay is right about a female S2 freeloader being on the way its a toss up between Abi and Nifty. I don't see Delaney or Taylor being viable options. Jet has no clue what to do at this point in the season so he is just hurling bodies and hoping anything sticks to the wall, he literally said as much.
 
Indians, probably. Jet did say last night he was trying to reach the Kick audience, didn’t he?
third worlders and zoomers love this shit. for a lot of zoomers, they just have no lives and are coddled irl. iPad kid shit. they live vicariously through guys like Clav and Jack Doherty instead of going outside and chasing tail irl.
all the post-twitch thottery is downstream of guys who manage onlyfans girls and make "lifestyle brands" based off that.

it's incredibly boring to anyone who's ever so much as talked to a foid because of how obviously pornsick it all is, and third worlders love it too because it lets them experience a pornified version of white women that feigns interest in them.
 
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I hope this was the right wake up call, especially for Bongo, though I'm not sure yet if she even realized the gravity of the situation as she got drunk again or was drunk already. I do like the twins, but they need to seriously wake up to have a chance of winning (or they really win with nontent, hopefully not).
Bingo seems to understand the situation much better, but they can only pull through this together, they seem to affect each other a lot.

Looking at some of the mood-swings of Bongo and her mentioning of killing herself to Bashir if she loses(?), that doesn't sit well with me at all.
They unironically need to be taken aside into the closet and have a pep talk with Ben. It's pretty likely they both have ADHD and struggle to focus in on stuff, along with getting big heads from all the early season popularity they had (Their candy challenge plan was literally just to have simps win it for them) but now they just need some water splashed in their faces to realize things have changed. Bongo seems insanely stressed and exhausted with being the breadwinner of the house and sees this as a way to escape or relieve the pressure from that which is why she's so scared of being sent home. I don't know if they've even noticed their stocks situation has crashed hard.
 
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