🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[skrod]

As for Frank Hassle, what can he do anymore? Throw puke, piss, shit, pretending to be gay to trick a bisexual schizo black man to be his golem and ended up hanging in said black man discord server so he can act like a jilted ex-lover and accuse every man that collab with said black man to have anal sex with him? Bashir is right. After PeePeePooPoo Tank, what else can you do to the autist that stayed?

Was frank's thing really ever throwing piss, shit, or vomit? I'm sure there's been a couple of examples of this on the show but I nolifed every season since s1 and I don't recall. He doesn't really try to physically attack people either, he just throws people around if they attack him when he's trying to fuck with their stuff. I think the best example of what you're talking about was Frank vs Letty on s1 but he was a lot more chill last time we saw him on s3. Frank's thing has always been to verbally break down contestants or fuck with their belongings and they usually react by physically attacking him or throwing shit on him, like Tayleigh throwing her bulimia puke at him in s2 or Payton punching him for touching her suitcase in s3. I'm really not sure why everyone seems to have this impression that Frank's gimmick is to assault people unprompted or engage in bodily fluids play.

But otherwise I agree with you, it's far too late in the show to bring Frank on. It would have been best when JD and Emma were still there, around day 15.

 

[Cracked Aces]

I'm just catching up with the recap from last night but seeing how Bongo reacted to her being presumably eliminated during the first count of the candy made me tear up.

 

[Smoko Haram]

He's insanely interesting and person who sticks to his word unless they break it first. That's pretty rare these days. He's one of those people that's so authentic that you think he's lying.

He strikes me as that genre of sperg that has super rigid ideas about justice, morality, and right and wrong (in a good way). I think your read of him as a person is quite accurate. I don't know if he is the type of guy that would be fun to to interact with irl, but he is absolutely an extremely unique personality that almost feels like he is from a different era (in a way he is, with that medieval religion of his). He is also my favourite fish, just for that sheer uniqueness factor alone.

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

Was frank's thing really ever throwing piss, shit, or vomit?

No, and I think some people strawman everything that isn't wholesome friendtank as peepeepoopoo.

 

[Kitty Cat Man]

He strikes me as that genre of sperg that has super rigid ideas about justice, morality, and right and wrong (in a good way). I think your read of him as a person is quite accurate. I don't know if he is the type of guy that would be fun to to interact with irl, but he is absolutely an extremely unique personality that almost feels like he is from a different era (in a way he is, with that medieval religion of his). He is also my favourite fish, just for that sheer uniqueness factor alone.

I worry for bash's ability to judge people though. he seems to have really black and white thinking, and if someone says "I'm based and think just like you" he just believes them.

I do not like that he affiliates with remilia people online, and for that I hope he loses.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

if you want shit like that just watch Hostel or Saló or something, Fishtank wouldn't be special without Family House.

people tend to fail to realize that if they got tortured 24/7, they would’ve left a lot sooner, they would be lying around all day because of torturetank, and they don’t have energy because they aren’t fed actual food.

what does this remind me of? oh yeah, season 2. these telegram faggots want season 2 part 2

 

[BingBongDingDong]

Production absolutely set up the fake out elimination

You wrote up all that and already knew the answer to everything you asked. The numbers for the candy were fake and gay, if youve watched more than one season and think anything other than that you should apply to be on the show.
Landon had to have his hand held through almost the entire show. He showed some spine during the drunk pos challenge then went back to waffling about. Even in the final hours it took production prodding him to do literally anything to maybe try and save his own ass. It's why they asked if he felt he had done enough to secure his spot after spending days doing nothing but following others. His last stand would have been standing in the hallway waddling between the twins and Bashir accomplishing nothing if jdrake hadn't shown up to try and get Bashir out. I liked Landon but neither him nor the twins have actually done much to actually secure a spot in the final 3, hence the fake and gay elimination of the twins as an attempt at a wake up call.

 

[filthypenguin]

At this point, Drake has had a lot of shit done to him, and he pushed through it; it's not going to break him. Letty would need to do much more to be effective with James, and I think with Bashir as well. The two of them might team up one last time to remove the thots from the house because neither of them has much patience for it outside of 'detached space'.

A boxing match might work for the finals, or a wrestling match. Or maybe it's a competition to kick out as many thots down the basement door as possible. Now that would be kino.

Boxing final would be awful. Bashir isn't willing to fight, and even if he were he wouldn't be willing to box Drake, he'd just forfeit because "it's just math." They'd have to tie Drake's right hand behind his back or something, and at that point Bashir either gets humiliated by losing to a one-armed man or he gets humiliated by winning against a one-armed man. I don't think either would be willing to box the twins, and even if they were that'd be even worse, for a man to win by boxing a retarded little girl.

Wrestling might be okay if it's Drake vs Bashir, but we already had that and Drake has the win easily, so there's a good chance Bashir might just immediately forfeit that as well for math reasons.

Thot kicking contest might be alright, twins can make up for lack of strength by being two people, and it'd be fitting for friend tank.

I'm thinking that the finale could be a goo based challenge: Contestants have to make their own slime to throw at each other, least slimed person wins. Drake is probably best at throwing, Bashir is probably best at dodging, and Twins are probably bad at both but they have two bodies (one of which could just try to hide), and are least likely to be targeted. We'd get a big messy silly fight between Drake, Bashir, and Bongo, and then Bingo would pop out at the end and win by sitting in a corner, shitting herself and doing nothing, as is Fishtank tradition. Also gives an opportunity to Bashir to try to force the win for the twins, and gives both Drake and Bashir an opportunity to finally attack them.

 

[SneakEnergy]

As for Frank Hassle, what can he do anymore? Throw puke, piss, shit, pretending to be gay to trick a bisexual schizo black man to be his golem and ended up hanging in said black man discord server so he can act like a jilted ex-lover and accuse every man that collab with said black man to have anal sex with him? Bashir is right. After PeePeePooPoo Tank, what else can you do to the autist that stayed?

Only reason I'd want to see him is to see if the Fish could bully him out of the house, but that ship already sailed really.

 

[Smoko Haram]

I do not like that he affiliates with remilia people online

Can you elaborate? I am not familiar with who or what Remilia people are, or that part of Bashir's online footprint in general.

 

[Minorityreport]

Is there any post that details the all evidence regarding Mints's alts that he uses to glaze Drake and shit on Bashir?
I've seen it come up multiple times now but all the info is scattered across 5 platforms lmao

 

[SneakEnergy]

Even in the final hours it took production prodding him to do literally anything to maybe try and save his own ass. It's why they asked if he felt he had done enough to secure his spot after spending days doing nothing but following others. His last stand would have been standing in the hallway waddling between the twins and Bashir accomplishing nothing if jdrake hadn't shown up to try and get Bashir out.

Pretty much. It wasn't a Landon W, it was a Drake W.

 

[Meiwaku]

I don't know if he is the type of guy that would be fun to to interact with irl

I disagree. He seems to be genuine and always wants to do better. He's never afraid to say he fucked up after the fact. If anything, he's a little too paranoid /anxious about always doing the right instead of realizing to be human is to be wrong, but to be a good human is to learn when you are wrong and change it. His drive to never stop improving himself is something I think everyone should have. He is a gracious individual who is whitepilled on humanity. He will never be perfect but he wants to be, which is what makes him "perfect".

I love hearing him talk about movies or music. I like hearing his stories and historical autism. Maybe it's because I'm the same way with my loquacious nature and always having an anecdote for things, but it's very charming to me to see someone so intelligent and kind. I don't care if his opinion is "correct" or if his faith is "correct" I enjoy seeing someone who sticks to their guns and is passionate about what they do. People with passion will always be interesting.

I will genuinely miss him just talking to the camera and seeing his braids fly around as he prays. I hope he at least decides to have somewhat of a social media presence because of the impact he's had on me and many other Bashtards.

 

[Smoko Haram]

Please tell me someone has a clip of Bongo shifting into a very Chinese time in her life in confessional just now

 

[mer569]

Is there any post that details the all evidence regarding Mints's alts that he uses to glaze Drake and shit on Bashir?
I've seen it come up multiple times now but all the info is scattered across 5 platforms lmao

It's mostly schizophrenia because there was CAWWW included as well who's just an og viewer afaik

 

[GZX_ULTRA]

This is exactly what they were doing in Season 1. If Dumbgay is right about a female S2 freeloader being on the way its a toss up between Abi and Nifty. I don't see Delaney or Taylor being viable options. Jet has no clue what to do at this point in the season so he is just hurling bodies and hoping anything sticks to the wall, he literally said as much.

Also hasn’t Taylor fully cut all ties with Fishtank ?. Iirc you can get banned for mentioning it in her chat even

 

[SneakEnergy]

 

[Meiwaku]

Bongo getting her hands slapped for being overly drunk and rude to her sister. (Deservedly)

A reason that I very much so enjoy the twins is the same reason that I like Bashir. They want to be better people and Bongo admits that she makes mistakes and that she's going to go make breakfast for her sister to cheer her up and apologize to everyone.

 

[Smoko Haram]

clip

This is such a simple moment, but it is probably the hardest I have laughed at something all season

 

[Blackstar]

Bongo was so drunk that she told Bingo she was so important to her that she would suck her vagina