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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
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Drake claiming he is "not upset" about production's decision to do a candy recount during last night's elimination challenge, in a tone that definitely does not sound like he is upset about it at all.
 
You can argue it was because no one truly knew how much everyone had. But I do find it funny that most of Landon's issues during that challenge were just choosing a dad to cling on to. And the one he chose had comfortably enough that 30 pieces of candy would have saved his ass but they banked on the Bashir raid being enough.
 
Been a great season, but I'm not yet sure if it'll top S3 for me. Will need time to reflect once it's over. It's definitely been the most consistent season and it's not even close. I haven't doomed at all. There were some low days after the Drunk Piece of Shit climax and again last week, but it hasn't been too bad. Production has made bad decisions, but nothing terrible.

The one exception is that I think S5 is the worst season of all in terms of freeloaders. Alex B was great for a night but he got old fast. Binx was fine for a bit with Alex B but served no other purpose. Laura and Blane are both very good, but Laura has been somewhat inconsistent and probably stayed too long. Blane left before he could run out of steam. Head was good but not great in my view.

Everyone else was just bad. For the most part they didn't hurt the show, but they haven't added to it. I actually really liked Dunye in S2 but he hasn't done much for me this time.
 
Jackpot said:
You can argue it was because no one truly knew how much everyone had. But I do find it funny that most of Landon's issues during that challenge were just choosing a dad to cling on to. And the one he chose had comfortably enough that 30 pieces of candy would have saved his ass but they banked on the Bashir raid being enough.
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For James Drake, the strategy seemed pretty clear: he needed Bashir out; the raid was more effective. Drake did the heavy lifting of the raid; all Landon had to do was fulfill a greater steal than he had done and worry about washing his face later. If Production wanted Landon out regardless, no amount of candy would have mattered.
 
The Real Taylor Swift said:
Not knowing who this guy even is, the real problem is you can copy Fishtank down to the last detail, but what makes Fishtank is the cast, and I really doubt some faggot retard streamer can cast like the wiggers can
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It’s absolutely the casting plus some undefinable thing which comes from the mix of editing on director mode, look of the rooms/camera placement, and the sense of humor of TTS/fanbase mixed with production, etc. I don’t like or watch any other reality tv or streamers and while I have an appreciation for Jet and Sam etc I get tired of their schtick on its own. And yet I’ve watched Fishtank since it began and find it utterly compelling and genius for this undefinable thing which happens and builds over the course of every season without fail. It’s a lot like golden era Stern in that some magic is created far beyond the sum of its parts. To me Fishtank is a sort of busted constantly collapsing Gesamtkunswerk and some of the great contemporary entertainment and art of the last 20 years, in large part because it doesn’t strive to be the latter. I’m ambivalent towards Jet, but Neptunian Kino is real and unique.

Also, did the Blaine/discovered candy bit from last night remind anyone else of the Willy Wonka ending of S1? When Bongo began melting down in the Jungle Room pre-elimination, director mode cut to the freeloaders in the dorm and perfectly captured Blaine leaving to go upstairs and comfort her. It felt staged and gave me the feeling production was going to orchestrate something during elimination.
 
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SneakEnergy said:
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So this is why Jet brought the blonde whore on, so he can just goon whilst controlling the cameras.

This goes on a lot longer btw but you get the idea.
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Kimmee asking Bingo why she’s never been in a relationship like the mean girls have invited the weird girl to sit at their table activated my kill protocol. Get this bitch out NOW NOW NOW
 
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