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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Kong Strong said:
Idk I think I've always seen Vimp as someone who is mostly interested in helping Bashir because he was being piled on the most kind of like Dumbgay to Tayleigh. So I would almost expect her to help the Twins and I could see Bashir respecting that.
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Yeah, but I don't see anything wrong with it. He needed a freeloader to add some tiny semblance of fairness to the challenge. If she had betrayed him in a big way, the elimination challenge would have felt rigged against Bashir.

I trust Production enough that I don't think they'll keep the Fish/Freeloader team thing up. It makes it too easy for a Fish to win or lose by proxy.
 
I'm sure it's been said already, but imagine the talk in the jungle room as the candy was being counted with JD there. That would have been nightmarish. I've also been laughing to myself at how inconsequential him leaving was and how none of the fish really cared or liked him at all. JD gay
 
People like to bring up that Bashir has endured the most, but he really invites all the bullying that he gets by acting like he’s better than everyone else lol. I didn’t like him at first either because of how smug he seems, but it’s just a crazy combo of Islam+autism.
 
Mörkö said:
but he really invites all the bullying that he gets by acting like he’s better than everyone else
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I liked him better when production played into the bit or did stuff like play music during his prayer sessions. But the longer he just talks without a charm to go along with it the more preachy it gets and I'm 100% against imprinting upon retards in the tank so it loses me.
 
Minorityreport said:
Is there any post that details the all evidence regarding Mints's alts that he uses to glaze Drake and shit on Bashir?
I've seen it come up multiple times now but all the info is scattered across 5 platforms lmao
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Blitzsneed said:
Holy shit that fat azn attention whore is pissing me off. If you're interested in the interview, put it on audio only.
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Wait, that wasn't Mauro?
 
Kimmee and Vimp are talking about also having (undiagnosed) autism/autism-like traits, which in Kimmee's case is objectively one of the funniest bullshit statements she could have made, seeing as Bingo is standing right next to her. Possibly one of the starkest examples of the difference between true female autism vs BPD attention-seeking fake female autism.

As for Vimp, I don't think it is impossible that she is slightly spergy.
 
DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK said:
The skanks seem to have infected Bingo and Bongo, the constant retard babbling mixed with skank babbling is really getting to me.
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I'm not watching SkankTank until I see the news in this thread that they kicked out at least 3 freeloaders.
itogi said:
You can't hate Mints enough
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Jet talks about trying to grow the show, but let's Mints do shit like this. Actual insanity to taunt your audience and purposely focus on shit content they don't wanna see.

Hey Jet, I've got a tip for you. Switching to Kick won't do you any fucking good if you let your mongoloid employee drive off the people watching.
 
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I'm just glad Binx is gone. She was so useless. I really think the Tiger would still be on the prowl if he had someone who actually helped him like Laura/Blaine/Vimp did for their fish.
 
Kitty Cat Man said:
my ideal ending to the season is them doing a fakeout vegas2.0 trip with the van, ditching mints in the hood, and returning to the house: but something's different.

It's Bam Goldstriker - the canonical host of s5, he's relapsed on every substance imaginable and he's got a series of fucked up challenges for the final 3.
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The finale is they go to space and we get a ground control to major tom cliffhanger and the site announces Fishtank All-Stars Pirate Spacegames
 
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