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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Vimp lied and said she had a boyfriend to but Bashir off.... Bruh
The Cunting Death said:
Counter-Counterpoint: I wish him well in life.
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Bashir with a Counter:
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Meiwaku said:
This is why he's funny. He's funny when he doesn't mean to be funny. These people are always the funniest. It's why Landon is amazingly funny. He tries to be funny but is always effortlessly funny. Bashir is the same way.



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>She said she barely likes him.
>She started a story about her pills and something he did and then stopped and I couldn't hear. Basically she thinks he dumped her meds out which more likely is because of the stupid Total Retard Candy War with Landon flailing around on the counter.
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You're Bashir's real Japanese wife that he doesn't know about yet. Inshallah.
 
ElAbominacion said:
You're Bashir's real Japanese wife that he doesn't know about yet. Inshallah.
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Since he doesn't actually have 4 wives she's definitely gunning to be his first.

Most guys would have been yelled down by now if they showed this level of simpery. :story:
 
malt ipecac said:
Bam is scheduled to appear at the Fulton County courthouse tomorrow (April 7, 2026) at 9:00 a.m. Docket number is CP-29-CR-0000002-2026. Looks like this is when his team will enter a plea. Sounds stressful.
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DUI charge, 5-8 drinks in blood (0.10-0.16 BAC) while on alcohol restrictions, also it's his 2nd offense for "high alc content" DUI in PA? Oh, Bam!
 

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DUI charge, 5-8 drinks in blood (0.10-0.16 BAC) while on alcohol restrictions, also it's his 2nd offense for "high alc content" DUI in PA? Oh, Bam!
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Ah. He did relapse, awesome. Fishtank caused a Bam shitstorm lol, what fucking world we live in, man.

Nevermind I’m retarded, I’ve been informed that’s a charge from 2024.
 
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Production should tell Bashir that nuclear war has been declared on all muslim countries and that by the time the show ends, he may be the last muslim in existence.

Also fucking-A Bam, I hope it didn't have anything to do with Fishtank. Not that it's their fault in any way, but the show doesn't need that kind of publicity.
 
Steven Chapman said:
Ah. He did relapse, awesome. Fishtank caused a Bam shitstorm lol, what fucking world we live in, man.
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Ah, no I don't think so. The docket pdf says date of offense was in Sep 2024. So this is an old case. But court can be very stressful and it's likely he just wants to fuck off from Fishtank instead of dealing with this horseshit (and presumably the wiggers want to keep him around for fear of either lost TTS or losing Bam entirely or whatever).
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The reason people think these accounts are production related are because of their large amounts of fishbucks spent.

People seem very convinced production is atleast the following users this is the site i used

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If you use this site you can enter the usernames to see their TTS/SFX history.
Also it seems like the Mints account was previously in Bex's (former production member) possession.
 
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Bashir is losing his mind. He spent 3 min in confessional before running back to his room because he's paranoid people will fuck with him.

He said that Laura threatened him with a knife and I have no memory of that happening
 
It is kind of funny just how likable and sympathetic Antara is, considering she was probably recruited through some random gig-jeet type website/agency. Simply fascinating how much more palatable the women are in that country, personality-wise, compared to the men.

By the way, she gave out her socials on request from TTS (?) a couple of minutes ago. Did anyone catch that?
 
Mr.Bucket said:
Most guys would have been yelled down by now if they showed this level of simpery
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I'm not here gooning to him is why. I'm here defending his beliefs and character. I judge him on his actions. He's not simp bait and I can guarentee you I'd withdraw my loyalty if he turned out to be like Mints at heart. I'm not just enjoying him because he's hot or has nice tits braids. You would have lambasted me if I had just thirst posted like a fucking retard because that's not a constructive way to think of people you admire. It's dishonorable. People who are only good at being attractive have nothing I want to look at. It's vapid. It's artifice. I enjoy interesting people.

I think he is a genuine person and even if I was a straight male, I'd feel the same way.

Total Bashir Love.
 
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Bashir is losing his mind. He spent 3 min in confessional before running back to his room because he's paranoid people will fuck with him.

He said that Laura threatened him with a knife and I have no memory of that happening
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She didn’t, he’s being extra schizo today. But that’s fine, the nigga has been through a bit, I’ll give it to him. The Vimp betrayal reveal might kill him.
 
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