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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
Steven Chapman said:
Bashir wearing Alex B’s clothes is fucking hilarious.
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Bashir's special needs brother....
 
If that fucking grouphome crackchild jet dosent bring frank on im going to find jets schizo tweaker homeless criminal dad and his fent junkie prostitute mom and drag them through the fucking front door of the house. Now that shit would be funny, especially since his dad has a habit of viciously mogging and verbally abusing jet in a similar fashion to the scene in there will be blood where the deaf "son" gets verbally dismantled by the oilman he thought was his father.
 
Twins are extra screwed now that their only attack dog(lover) is gone.
Either they need to bring an extra freeloader to fill Blane's void, or get rid of almost all the freeloaders. (they wont do this)
 
An interesting interaction I didn't see anybody talking about anywhere. Maejok asks Grok how expensive a warehouse would be, possibly to shut up the "just get a warehouse!" guys:
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Someone weighs in who claims to work for a company that builds sets in warehouses for film production, says he can send Maejok proof.
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Maejok's tweet there is because he at first rebuked that guy, due to misreading the tweet. L | A

I don't know where this will go, if anywhere, but it was an interaction between production and someone supposedly in a position to know who says a house-inside-a-warehouse is possible within their budget with the right hookup.
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House in a warehouse would be awesome if they could pull it off, it would reduce or eliminate many problems that typically plague their residential house seasons and it would allow for some really creative stuff re: set design and environmental destruction. It could also come with its whole host of new problems unique to the environment which could be content in their own right.
 
Jackpot said:
Lower case teeth seems to be none too happy about Letty's cuddle session last night.
A sample of her arguing in the trenches.
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Edit: I hate that I didn't archive what she is responding to before it got deleted, but it was in response to a screenshot of Letty saying in the Telegram that it's crazy that Caroline wanted to go "caveman brain" on her
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Jet, there's not much time and a last minute ticket will cost a ton, but you know what you have to do. The kino will be glorious.
 
Roak said:
It's the last week and Landon said he needs help cleaning because production told him a special guest is coming. What are the odds Sam hosts the show for the final week? Especially now that Bam is gone
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It's Tuesday so I'm assuming the special guest is just Dinner and a Show, but I hope it's something more special than that. :optimistic:
 
Smoko Haram said:
The Georgia song segment while the fish and freeloaders were cleaning was kinda kino. I was dooming a bit halfway through the season (as is tradition), but it is shaping up to be another very enjoyable season.
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FH2 was hit and miss but the two days they just cleaned to good music choices was pretty comfy at times, its one of the parts Jet really nails.
 
I think production should introduce a freeloader that is able to pressure Drake in some type of way, to make the finale more interesting. He is a very strong fish, but he also hasn't had too many real challenges yet, especially not from freeloaders. None of the freeloaders have really targeted him as far as I can remember, and I don't think any of them really had it in them to target him even if they wanted to. If they can find some physically imposing semi-normie to shadow Drake and have the wiggers instruct them to kinda hone in on him, it might rattle him enough to make things interesting. Or alternatively, someone who is unhinged in that Laura-like way towards JD.
 
Smoko Haram said:
I think production should introduce a freeloader that is able to pressure Drake in some type of way, to make the finale more interesting. He is a very strong fish, but he also hasn't had too many real challenges yet, especially not from freeloaders. None of the freeloaders have really targeted him as far as I can remember, and I don't think any of them really had it in them to target him even if they wanted to. If they can find some physically imposing semi-normie to shadow Drake and have the wiggers instruct them to kinda hone in on him, it might rattle him enough to make things interesting. Or alternatively, someone who is unhinged in that Laura-like way towards JD.
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It needs to be someone to target both Bashir and Drake in that way, in this case. They'll both physically dominate the twins.
 
ElAbominacion said:
It needs to be someone to target both Bashir and Drake in that way, in this case. They'll both physically dominate the twins.
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Bashir has had quite a bit of pressure already (especially compared to Drake), but if they can find someone that can pressure both of them at the same time, it'd be ideal.

As for the twins, it's been mostly coddletank for them, but they are also by far the underdogs at this point, so I don't think it is really needed to have a freeloader target them specifically.
 
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