🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[EmoMom]

Landon is that gorilla dick nigga, he makes dyke pussy wet

Gorillas have small penises in proportion to their large bodies. Humans are actually the primates with the largest donger relative to body size

 

[Aidan]

Bongo no! No Bongo!!!

 

[Hoi Polloi]

Gorillas have small penises in proportion to their large bodies. Humans are actually the primates with the largest donger relative to body size

Barnacles have the biggest relative to body of all animals, since they are immobile they just reach around with it to find other barnacles.

Landons that barnacle dick nigga.

 

[Meiwaku]

Bongo: wanna go watch Landon and Vimp from the closet?
Bingo: NO!!!

 

[EmoMom]

Barnacles have the biggest relative to body of all animals, since they are immobile they just reach around with it to find other barnacles.

Landons that barnacle dick nigga.

Gotta remember to tell my man he’s hung like a barnacle then. I’m sure he’d love that

 

[Meiwaku]

BEN NOOO terrible bit...

Bongo: I should tell Bashir about this

 

[John Egbert BD]

“His name is John Egbert”
“Yeah John Egbert.”

“Egberg. Jewish?”

It's a jewish comic.

 

[else_letter]

How to survive nuclear war with Bongo.

 

[Meiwaku]

*statue of Ganesh*
Biccy: oh it's the Muslim thing for that Syrian guy... I love that for him
Bongo: that's Buddha

 

[Bingo Bongo 24]

Mints you arent funny. stop spamming tts

 

[SenorKrinkle]

"Fuck you Ghost Grandpa!"
-Hopefully Landon soon

 

[Meiwaku]

I love this show

Bashir is upstairs talking about an esoteric book to the Bashtards.

There's a superbed in a Drakefort with a retarded Janitor and an Autistic Redhead.
Autistic twins in ketchup and mustard costumes watching. Tts is trolling about nukes going off.

Bliccy is talking about detrans boobjobs and getting some gender affirming scoliosis care.

 

[Bingo Enjoyer]

Here’s her LinkedIn

https://www.linkedin.com/in/alessandranie

I’ll see what else I can find

Search bar, dumbass https://kiwifarms.st/threads/fishtank-live-general.164029/page-1715

 

[anliteralidiot]

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I had "cheese fries" in honor of Landon today. It's good, nothing special but quite yummy for what it is.

I also made cheese fries in honor of our Janny, but I didn't put enough cheese on them.

best focaccia I've made tho, so that's a win

 

[Rache Bartmoss]

Day 24 recap:

• Blane chose to leave the tank after Landon was eliminated.
• Bingo and Bongo were fighting with each other in the Jungle Room due to heavy drinking. Bingo would also come to the confessional to clear things up about her relationship with Bongo.
• For a night, Kimme was constantly hassled by TTS and production, such as Vance playing as "Chicken Vance", thus making it hard for her to sleep after being welcomed on the show.
• LANDON IS BACK!!! Despite being eliminated last night, Landon was allowed to stay at the house. However, he will be employed as the house janitor for the rest of the show.
• James Drake's girlfriend, Carolina, was sperging on Twitter over Letty cuddling with his boyfriend. Carolina said she was not mad at James because she believes that he is loyal. However, she would be mad at Letty and even consider coming back to the tank to beat her. In the morning, Letty learned what Carolina had said about her and James, and would use it against him. James didn't take her bait because he didn't consider Letty a threat to his girlfriend.
• Bam returned to the house with his parents. April & Phil.
• Bashir did an impression of Alex B by wearing the clothes that he wore and left on the show.
• Jet revealed today is Suzie's last day, and got her a send-off cake. Suzie would leave the tank.
• Letty announced a challenge: Phil & April Talent Show. Everyone had to showcase their talent, and Bam's parent will decide who the winner is.
  • List of all participants' talents:
    • Duanyay: twerking
    • Twins: speed drawing animals
    • Kimmee: bird calls (it was fairly impressive)
    • Vimp: She composed an original song for them with lyrics
    • James Drake: Breakdancing that was admittedly sloppy and 50 pushups in rapid succession in honor of Phil and April's 50th anniversary. (He mentioned that he used to be in a boy band in middle school)
    • Bashir: Mongolian Throat singing. (He does this poorly, but he does seem to be speaking Mongolian)
    • Laura: She sings in Spanish Teresa opening theme (she was fairly good at singing)
    • Landon: being un-ticklish while also mopping at the same time (he prompts everyone watching to try to tickle him, and the mop water is dirty, causing a smell)
  • Phil and Laura settled that the most talented was Laura, and she got $500
• Letty gave a secret mission to multiple people in the house:
  • Bashir: Prank the twins. If he does this to her satisfaction, she will get Bashir's laundry downstairs in the basement and wash them so he can have his clothes back.
  • James Drake: Tell Duany'ay in the confessional that he's gay and to suggest that conversion therapy is something he should try.
  • Landon: Bag Kimmee. If he does so, he'll be a king in Fishtank.
• Bliccy, freeloader from season 2 and Bitchtank, best known for showing her pussy on camera, returned to the tank.

 

[EmoMom]

Lowkey just searched if the US nuked Iran. Might be the most stressful TTS gaslight yet

 

[pacha]

landon cockblocked by netanyahu

 

[else_letter]

 

[Agares]

The TTS's sound like an intro scene for a post apocalyptic movie tonight. Reminds of of Mad Max Fury Road where the radio talks about how people are killing for water.

 

[EmoMom]

@BlueWave1919, you’re doing a poor job proving you’re not Mints