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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
Tfw when I know the story Saiyou's horse that Bashir is talking about. :lossmanjack:

It's actually Japanese and based on a proverb.

人間万事塞翁が馬
Ninngen banji saiyou ga uma

"Everything is Saiyou's Horse" or "The ways of heaven are interchangeable"

It got interrupted but here's the end of it.

Saiyou's Horse

Once upon a time, there was a farmer named Saiou. He wasn’t especially well-off, but he wasn’t poor either. In fact, he had one horse, a thing to be very proud of. Back then, and to him, that horse meant a lot. It was not only a sign of how hard he’d worked to be able to buy it and to take care of it, but it helped him with farming and was used to get around, not to mention a beloved member of the family. Well, one day that horse got loose and ran away. After they heard the news, all the villagers visited Saiou and offered their condolences. Oh, what an unlucky thing to have happened, Saiou!

What a shame. Poor Saiu. But Saiu didn’t seem very upset about the whole matter.

Instead, he said, “Who’s to say what is good and what is bad? How do you know this isn’t a blessing?”

A few days passed, and out of the blue, his horse returned. But it wasn’t alone.

It brought along another horse, a gorgeous, wild stallion. This new horse was very strong and very fast. Now, he had two horses. The villagers got wind of the news and gathered again in his garden and congratulated him. “Oh, Saiou, what a lucky man you are. What an incredibly fortunate thing to have happened to you.” But Saiou, always cool and collected, answered, “Who’s to say what is good and what is bad? How do you know this is not a disaster?” Not long after that, Saiou's son decided to try and ride this new steed. He climbed on, but being a wild horse, it did what wild horses do, and promptly bucked him off. The young man was thrown to the ground and broke his leg.

The villagers rushed back to his house, quick to add their commentary on events. “Oh, Saiou, what terrible luck you had. We are so sorry. Such an awful misfortune.” Saiou, not getting sick of them yet, answered, “Who’s to say what’s good and what is bad? How do you know this isn’t a blessing?”

The neighbors probably thought Saiou was a little bit off at this point. How can your son falling from a horse and breaking his leg possibly be any kind of good luck? A little while after that, a terrible war broke out on the border. The Emperor called on all the able-bodied young men to be conscripted and to go and fight. It was a furious battle, and most of the men died.

But because Saiou's son’s leg was broken, he was spared.

The end.
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why are they bringing up the confiscated items? dont tell me this is it bros

edit: nah im just a retard. happy they are finally gaslighting for the first time this season
 
They better not cockblock muh boy, we still got time for-
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Production gaslights the fish telling them that they might have to end the show early because of a "serious world event"
The fish are not pleased
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They took out their stuff and tells them to charge their phones. Landon and James Drake seem to know that they are getting fucked with.
 
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST! said:
Production gaslights the fish telling them that they might have to end the show early because of a "serious world event"
The fish are not pleased
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They took out their stuff and tells them to charge their phones. Landon and James Drake seem to know that they are getting fucked with.
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Best gaslight of the season for the fish and a subtle nod at S4 ending early for the audience. Guess I'm losing another hour of sleep tonight to these pristine theatrics, man.

EDIT: Never mind, Ben siked them.
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Agares said:
Best gaslight of the season for the fish and a subtle nod at S4 ending early for the audience. Guess I'm losing another hour of sleep tonight to these pristine theatrics, man.
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Meh, they ended it already.
They could have kept the bit going for an hour saying shit like "We can't tell you anything about the outside as per the rules, but we thought that some of you should know and might want to leave" and give them like half hour to decide before telling them they got punked.
 
Testicular Torsion TTS

side note Bashir took a cigarillo, or maybe a pack from his contraband earlier.
 
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