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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Anyone know what type of camouflage Landon is wearing?
Can't tell if this is a joke, but that appears the be a small print floral pattern shirt similar to this: 1775670275935.png
 
He’s wearing a golfing polo. I have one similar, probably a Ben Hogan. They have garish colors and patterns like that, why? I could not tell you, but they’re comfy as fuck.
Guess it reminds of a type of camo that I've seen that has red and off-white in it.

Vimp talking about Bashir cleaning himself, while Burt sullies his underwear.

 
I genuinely think the Burt bit is way funnier if they just leave him in there. Him being this weird degenerate imaginary friend who mumbles to himself is so much better than him roaming.
 
I mean we kind of do know this in so far as he is clearly cranking shit up to 1000% you can see him trying his hardest not to corpse several times during the last days of s3 when we finally get the camera up close.
He's also broken character a few times on his stream too. This is why I didnt believe any of the "Burt vs. Wigger" stuff. It's all kayfabe, they're all characters. (most the time)
 
"I haven't fucked any of my family members... well... at least not in awhile"
-Burt

:cryblood:

Are we 100% Burt isn't partially a Bliccy style character? Please for the love everything holy.
During the RV trip, Burt smirked after making lewd comments about Jet's feet and someone caught it close up.

Supposedly, he really is skitzo, and really is bisexual, and actually is 160 IQ. He immediately understood that Famous House was some sort of prankshow and almost perfectly described Fishtank when he was theorizing what the show was on the first night they turned on the computer TTS, but couldn't figure out why Ben was pretending to be gay. TTS was trying to convince him it was a gay show based on him rambling about Ben. When he realized the TTS were viewers, he decided that whatever the actual point of the show was that doing whatever the viewers told him to do would probably be most entertaining to the viewers, and when production told him to stop medicating Alex he realized that they wanted crazy people to act crazy and started taking his meds incorrectly on purpose to make himself crazier than Alex. Wanting to play a deranged gay rapist in a movie is also real, because it's the most entertaining character to him, and it informs his persona. The twitter beef with the gay wrestler was him playing that character, but I don't think the wrestler was in on the joke, so it wasn't "fake" or "real" as much as it was just trolling. IIRC the cork board stuff didn't actually make any sense to him because he was unfamiliar with the cliche, and was just trying to play along.

So he is actually a gay skitzo, but he's also playing one. So partially a character, partially legit, locked into method acting as himself turned to 11.
 
During the RV trip, Burt smirked after making lewd comments about Jet's feet and someone caught it close up.

Supposedly, he really is skitzo, and really is bisexual, and actually is 160 IQ.
He was Mister Mensa at one point, not sure if he's actually 160 IQ. That being said the requirement to join is around 130-135 from what i've gathered, there's also different tests they accept not just IQ ones.
 
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