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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    763
"Okay, James pushes the door, loses his cool. Does anything hit Bashir in the head? Let's watch it frame by frame, the top trim piece comes at a mile an hour, misses his head. The door falls and hits his shoulder. Hanging on his shoulder, he's not hurt, There's nails in the door by the way."
"James pushes the door, loses his cool"
"The door falls and hits his shoulder."

But Bashir made the first aggression :^)
You forgot the part where jet says that they've been wrestling and shoving all season and that's clearly acceptable conduct so far. The assault/defense on fort drake was significantly more aggressive, from both sides, than James pushing down the goo door.
 
I generally agree but not on the dye. People have been squirting all sorts of shit in people's eyes and faces all season including piss. Food safe dye is probably the least dangerous thing going into anyone's eyes this whole season
Bashir got some mexicans' shit in his eyes but they are crying about food dye. I love Bliccy but she knows the dangers and food dye isn't close to the worst substance she has had in her face. Isn't the rumor she did the dubai tour?
 
Bashir got some mexicans' shit in his eyes but they are crying about food dye. I love Bliccy but she knows the dangers and food dye isn't close to the worst substance she has had in her face. Isn't the rumor she did the dubai tour?
Plus, the first thing Bliccy did as soon as she got into the room was to throw the same shit at Bashir, but let's skip that part
 
You forgot the part where jet says that they've been wrestling and shoving all season and that's clearly acceptable conduct so far. The assault/defense on fort drake was significantly more aggressive, from both sides, than James pushing down the goo door.
Well you can use the same argument with Bashir pushing the door back. Just Drake missed and Bashir didn't. The door very easily could have done the exact same to Bashir. Just RNG.
 
Re-iterating on this one again: everyone feels burned when they rallied to try and get Drake out during the first siege and all came out of it looking like idiots. He lost all face when Drake mogged them standing in the hallway covered in shit while Bashir rambled about how the game was rigged because he lost an 8v2.
This doesn't make it so that Bashir hasn't been messed with the most. Someone can argue it's well earned. My point is that from his perspective he's constantly fucked with more than anyone else and it's condoned by production no matter who does it.
Well you can use the same argument with Bashir pushing the door back. Just Drake missed and Bashir didn't. The door very easily could have done the exact same to Bashir. Just RNG.
People act like Bashir should know James Drakes' intentions, assuming James Drake was surgical.
 
It was everyone vs Drake at one point but Bashir is so naturally annoying that everyone he comes in contact with ends up disliking him. People act like they've been specifically sending in people to fuck with Bashir when in reality he only ends up getting fucked with because he can't stop himself from calling the e-girls whores and telling Laura he thinks she's a disgusting creature.
 
I had a pretty positive view of Landon but now I fucking hate him. He should have just cleaned it up and left
They should have kept him as the actual Janitor. As in keep him in the production room until he's needed to go up and clean shit then go back down.
 
Well you can use the same argument with Bashir pushing the door back. Just Drake missed and Bashir didn't. The door very easily could have done the exact same to Bashir. Just RNG.
Yeah but it didn't, it his him in the face and cut him. So that's the situation we're discussing. If the door gouged out his eye then Bashir would be kicked. If James cracked Bashirs skull open then James would be kicked.
 
It was everyone vs Drake at one point but Bashir is so naturally annoying that everyone he comes in contact with ends up disliking him. People act like they've been specifically sending in people to fuck with Bashir when in reality he only ends up getting fucked with because he can't stop himself from calling the e-girls whores and telling Laura he thinks she's a disgusting creature.
Yep. Hey its cool Bashir is a based thot patroller and Drake is reddit furfag actor.

Bashir has watched FT. He probably can guess the caliber of freeloaders. Guy should have had a better strategy for diplomacy rather than "keeping it real"
 
Yeah but it didn't, it his him in the face and cut him. So that's the situation we're discussing. If the door gouged out his eye then Bashir would be kicked. If James cracked Bashirs skull open then James would be kicked.
The situation is James pushed the door into Bashir's direction and made contact, and Bashir pushed the door back into James. Good on him, Bashir is in the right.
 
Not a bash guy but in his defense, these things ARE true.
Exactly, look at the leak of Laura without the bindings
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