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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
Well whether you're a Bash simp or Drake simp I think almost everyone can agree: fuck Landon.

"I WAS a GREAT fish! Now I-I'm a *hic* great FREELOADER!"

"P-producshun! Red light? green light?! Ben! Give me a green light. Where's my mixer???"
 
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What a great evening of Fishtank.
Good night to everyone out there in Farmland🌙🌠.​
 
Earlier in the day, after Landon tried to kick in the door and was told to stop but continued to batter the door constantly without kicking it in, Jet pulled Landon into the Confessional. Jet asked Landon to mog the lab a little less, because he really needed them to make the slime in time for the final challenge. They need 1,000 containers and it looks like they have less than 200 made so far. When Jet asked Landon to back off on mogging them, they'd only managed to make a single batch of 10 and managed to fuck up their second batch so badly they had to trash it, over a course of about 4 hours.
 
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Well whether you're a Bash simp or Drake simp I think almost everyone can agree: fuck Landon.

"I WAS a GREAT fish! Now I-I'm a *hic* great FREELOADER!"

"P-producshun! Red light? green light?! Ben! Give me a green light. Where's my mixer???"
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Honestly the entire freeloader stack but Bliccy right now is fucking terrible. (Except Goo GOAT Burt, he did goo-d today.)
 
You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!

The fish live in a tank that has goo quotas and those goo quotas have to be met in the Goo Room. Who's gonna do it? Burt? Laura? Landon?
Bashir has a greater responsibility than James Drake can possibly fathom. Ben weeps for James Drake and Mints curses Bashir. Prod has that luxury. They have that luxury of not knowing that James Drake's face being hit, while tragic, probably saved good goo..
Bashir's existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to everyone, makes goo! Production doesn't want the truth. They want Bashir in the Goo Room. They need Bashir in the Goo Room! Bashir uses words like inshallah, wallahi, ☝️ .... He uses these words as a backbone of a life spent producing goo. Haters use them as a punchline.

Bashir has neither the time nor the inclination to explain himself to wiggers who rise and sleep under a pile of goo Bashir provides and then questions the manner in which he provides it. He'd rather they just said "Thank you" and went on their way!
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The remaining fish have all had a moment where they were saved or literally brought back from elimination. I keep seeing the argument about Bashirs return. The twins with their recount and Anissa taking Drakes bullet, are instances where they had one foot out the door and were saved from elimination. The I Hate Bashir show that this has evolved into is not a good show. The funny moments that occur throughout barely make up for the absolute mismanagement of this season. Ive still watched since day one and will continue to watch. But the basement is watching a different show, and they hold the reigns.
 
Bashir owning it and self reflecting.
Also Jet admits they were just fucking with Alex when they said he won season 3.
 
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