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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Penguin Soldier said:
But everyone else was able to open and shut it fine before Drake interacted with it, right as Bashir was closing it preventing him from entering? It just magically fell off at that exact moment onto Bashir while Drake just so happened to be standing there? Ya know, James Drake, the guy who had broken multiple doors before this? Get real.

Even if you want to pretend that he wasn't being aggressive and it was a complete accident that the door fell onto Bashir, it doesn't negate the fact he was told to stop fucking with the door before hand and told by Bashir he couldn't come in. No matter what way you slice it, the thing that causes the whole incident is *Drake doing something he's not supposed to because he was butthurt Bashir told him no*.
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Kong Strong said:
This was 6 hours prior and the door continued to work fine

Yeah other than the screws holding the hinges to the door, the screws holding the hinges to the door frame and then hinges themselves you're right.
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Complete fucking cope. There is only a bit of tension holding that mounting board in.

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Zvantastika said:
Goo factory siege, second round:

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Hope you stretched for fucking calves for the inevitable goal post moving.

"That door frame is still 2% connected, Drake still broke it off dude"

You fuckers are so insufferable, so full of shit you're making me want Drake to win it now.
 
Speaking of Carolina, she's busy defending her man on X.
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Potatoherder said:
The funny part of all this is if they hasn't gotten this to happen Burt and Bashir would have gotten to the 1000 quota. They will sell those for $50+ and could have made tons of money.
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I highly doubt they could actually sell that many, even for 25 dollars. The show just isn't that popular. You need to be a pretty big fan to spend a decent dinner's worth on something that is effectively a useless trinket that is visually uninteresting.

Do we know how many of the mystery boxes from S2 went unsold? I could be wrong but I don't think goo will pull in that much. It's a great bit though and I'm intrigued to see how it plays out.

It's a good cast. I like all of the final four. Landon has had his (metaphorical) stock fall the hardest, but Twin, Bashir and James Drake have all had moments that made me lose esteem in them this past week.

That's okay. Their flaws come out due to tension, which is compelling viewing. I think Bashir deserves it most, but it would be very funny for the normie to win, so I was ambivalently for Drake a while back. Twins deserve it least, but they're a great Fish and if they compete hard in whatever the final is, I wouldn't be dissatisfied.

I wonder what the final will be. Balancing it will be super tricky. I like the idea of a three-way finish, but then you have to account for both the Twins being two people (arguably an advantage in most cases) and their being physically weak and kinda retarded. James Drake and Bashir would probably be easier to design challenges around.

Of course the final doesn't really need to be fair, but all three Fish have a decent claim to having 'earned' the prize. For that reason I don't want to just see them hand it to someone or do blatant rigging.
 
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I like how they don't understand why people like the goo room. It's an escape from their retarded asses. Bongo is exempt as she only wants to make goo.
 
A kind of aside from the door wars, I wanna gripe about the wiggers fuckin again

They introduce these secret unlockable rooms with countdowns on them (goo room postponed like a week but that is a whole separate thing) and then get 1 day of content out of it. The challenges this season were all recycled so these new rooms should have been something remarkable and unique to this season but they were squandered.

Computer lab could be boiled down to lack of forethought regarding the reason they took it away but how can you expect the fanbase not to be total fags who will straight ruin anything they can? Really? Should have just had OG Xbox with Lan connection. Arena got NOTHING it was a retarded idea - no beef bell, no physical challenges, just a room where random boxing happened, and have you seen this cast? Not very physically disciplined. Now my beloved goo factory, the idea of locking Burt in there is hilarious, they should have at least waited a day or two to let anyone bust the door down. Not allowing the twins in was actually making them upset and could have been a good motivation for them to do something. - I almost forgot about jungle room cause its pretty much the same thing, but they did introduce the plant challenge there and had Never die living happen.

I am a goo man, Its a satisfying and chill aside from the normal spergathon, clearly a good amount of thought went into it. Why squander it in less than 24 hours . 'We have a plan' mog the door, siegetank, breaking and entering house, I don't have any hope going forward with this show they have shown they are creatively bankrupt and are really incapable of deciding what kind of entertainment they want to provide.
 
Polyboros2 said:
Are you really this fucking retarded, the wood that hardware is connected to is detached from the wall.
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No. It is slightly attached to the wall at the top and continued to be so and function as a door for hours before Drake pulled the door frame off of the wall, hitting bashir which sparked this whole thing
 
gickygackerz said:
A kind of aside from the door wars, I wanna gripe about the wiggers fuckin again

They introduce these secret unlockable rooms with countdowns on them (goo room postponed like a week but that is a whole separate thing) and then get 1 day of content out of it. The challenges this season were all recycled so these new rooms should have been something remarkable and unique to this season but they were squandered.
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I think the rooms were going to be tied to certain jobs like how people were gonna be able to make extra cash with En.Slave in the computer room. I assume there would have been a goo making job, personal trainer in the gym, and idk what they'd do with the jungle room. Then it all went out the window when jobs stopped mattering and the market was destroyed.

That one other comment was right. They need an enforcer of some sort to keep the fish in line next time. They should have never allowed for the market to be raided like it was. But that was also a consequence of the dumb ass "no friendtank" decree and subsequent fort wars.
 
The jungle room was giving them fresh fruit every morning for a bit but I think that bit stopped when Kody left since nobody else seems to wake up early enough to do it.
 
The final challenge at this point needs to be James and Bashir being forced to compete to make the most (and best quality) goo with the twins as highly qualified autistic judges and commentators. Maybe fly in Jason Goostriker to be the final quality assessor. Then the winner that they will only be paid out if it all sells,
 
Rolex said:
Drake was chimping a bit when he pushed on the door, Bashir pushed the door back out of frustration and semi-intentionally hit Drake in the head, Drake was at least somewhat rightfully pissed about being hit in the head hard enough to bleed with said door and swung
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What do you mean "rightfully"? I understand the reaction of "I got hit by the door, i'm angry" but it was not "rightful" anger. He pushed the door on Bash and Bashir pushed it back, he just happened to get hit by the corner of it but you do not get to chimp out after you pushed a door onto someone when they push it back.
 
John Kiwi said:
The final challenge at this point needs to be James and Bashir being forced to compete to make the most (and best quality) goo with the twins as highly qualified autistic judges and commentators. Maybe fly in Jason Goostriker to be the final quality assessor. Then the winner that they will only be paid out if it all sells,
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Actually it would have been a good challenge to make them all make their own goo, then put them up for sale immediately and the winner is who makes the most money. Let the fish set/adjust their prices and have to shill it all day long.
 
Interesting idea i kinda had:

What if Frank comes into the house with 1-2 other people, allies himself with bashir, and they go roughshod on the tank?
 
Penguin Soldier said:
Actually it would have been a good challenge to make them all make their own goo, then put them up for sale immediately and the winner is who makes the most money. Let the fish set/adjust their prices and have to shill it all day long.
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I like that. With so little time left too it could be a good 3 way challenge. Wouldnt even have to eliminate anyone and get a final two. Frankly I love/hate all 3 that are remaining so it's hard to know who I even want to win anymore
 
The wiggers have this fascination with their gay ideas having layers to them and it's completely pointless for a stream like Fishtank.
Instead of shitting out a list of 800 small challenges they can run in any order at any time with any contestants they figure out like 5 bits that require contestants to behave in a hyper specific way or it is nontent, and then when its inevitably nontent the production get mad at the fish instead of themselves.
They should be running 10-20 challenges a day, its a fucking 24/7 live show.
Run a weekly immunity challenge where the fish have to collect immunity points that are handed out for winning the small challenges so they are motivated to try, then you always have something to do during downtime between the wigger challenges.
 
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