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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
So it this the content for the next few days? Watching Goo room shenanigans while Drake and Co. lounge around downstairs until impotently coming up in the middle of the night to throw something out the window?
Would be potentially funny if the wiggers ordered in a new security door for the goo room and gave Bashir a keycard.
 
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Bronze/Copper goo spotted


Edit: ...it became orange goo. Goo-d color, but I'm sad.
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Had a nightmare where the final 3 were JD, Bezo, and Emma.
When I woke up, I rushed to check the website and was relived when they were not brought back.
 
That would also be a funny as fuck reason to not give James Drake the money if he wins. He was the one who raided the market, take it out of his winnings along with the doors.
Them not giving the twins a job to draw each contestant and sell them as stickers or something is another missed opportunity.
That would be no problem at all. All the 3rd party dropship sites like Shopify have a large variety of products such as stickers, fridge magnets, fans, and myriad other crap you can adapt your designs to, from museum-quality canvases to cheap bottle openers. It starts with a main t-shirt design, and after that you can change the size, orientation, cropping, etc., to fit the same design on the other products. The only caution I would have is to order samples of the blanks of any product that they intend to use to check for quality before the season starts because there are hundreds and hundreds of vendors/printers who work with Shopify and other 3rd party dropship sites, and the quality of the blanks vary.
 
Bashir has been using DudeWipes to clean the work station
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He also just said in response to a negative Bongo TTS that ended with Bashir W “if you like Bashir then you will lay off Bingo and Bongo”
 
So far Bliccy:
-Is pregnant
-Is trans
-Has a gaping wide Vagina
-Played tickle weiner with her creepy uncle also called "Mr. Naked"
-Goes by Lockett Extravaganza
-Saw Frank cry because he's a sensative young man
-High on kratom
-Is Chinese
-Is Brazilian
-Is unrapeable (too strong)
-On Ozempic
-Frequently drives drunk
-Going gender neutral soon
-Drove into a tree in her car with bumper stickers such as "Kamala Harris" "Day Drinking" and "Down Syndrome Awareness"

More to follow as this story develops
Finally have enough for a part 2

Cont.

-Has a kid who she left for 3 weeks at a McDonalds
-Is a professional dancer
-Gave her cousin head
-Got her first blowjob at 14 (because she had a penis at the time)
-Has OCD, ODD, and "all the Ds"
-Has been raped before (unrapeable btw)
-Has a little brother like Landon
-Knows Portuguese (forgot all the words)
-Plans on taking the bus home
-Would be a "prolific rapist" if she were a man
-Has 17 year old Uggs that even a Fetishist on Twitter wouldn't buy for being too dirty
-On Fishtank to afford new Uggs.
-Is Iranian

More to follow as Bliccy lore flows
 
TTS telling Bashir the twins aren’t his, they’re ours
Bashir “twins you guys are mine right”
Twins “uhh…well we are friends…and its a competition…and we are here making goo together..just friendly competition”
 

Hard times create strong men.​

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Strong men create good times.​

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Good times create weak men.​

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And weak men create hard times​

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I think they need to lean into the crafting stuff more next season. It's really good for building relations between fish/vibe repairs and they could definitely build into it some kind of profit share for stuff sold. I'm so into the goo factory I'm starting to wonder if I'm autistic
 
LLLLLMAO they actually did it!


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It's split all the way up the hanging board, is split all far as we can see along the top board. Landon destroyed that door there is nothing but friction holding it in.

Just say you hate Drake, and violence against him is funny. This is fucking Fishtank nigga, no one's gonna moral fag you over it.
What is this kike shit trying to frame the conversation about whether the door was on the hinges or not, when it's irrelevant to the fact Drake still launched the door into Bashir who was right behind it?
 
I hate fishtank dreams. I get them every season.

I once dreamed I ran into the s3 crew in a parking lot during the road trip saga and they tried jumping me for stream-sniping

Bruuuuuuuh don't talk about cringe shit like that.

It's ok, I have them too.
 
>makes Friendtank
>Friendtank destroyed
>Just wants to make goo and do challenges, his shit is destroyed and is re-longhoused
>He just wants to goo.
>Fight breaks out. but he simply goes back to goo after instead of seething.
>Goo builds friendtank again.
>Gootank is friendtank.
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