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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
James Drake to be eliminated next? One can only hope. If I wanted to watch a normie failed aspiring actor win a reality show, I'd watch Big Brother.

For an actor, you typically would want more time in scenes/on camera, yet he's been filmed so little compared to the twins, landon or bashir. Sounds like Nontent that can only entertain by sulking and/or choking out Bashir :story:
 
wait arent those rings where the filters attach?

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Vimp wanted to make slime in the slime room so twins take her up to apologize talk about the Slenderman vs Minecraft Steve rap battle youtube video and recite rap god
 
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Bashir won the flag football challenge. Isn't that the reason why he's in charge of the goo room?

Yes, but I'm more taking a shot at production while people bitch about Landon and Drake doing nothing, that there is essentially one thing to do in the house right now while they tell the two hot heads to remain separate.

Either their needs to be shifts or something else going on but it's probably just Mints awake right now.
 
There are two types of fishtank fans; the kind who for some reason enjoy watchin goo be made, and the kind who are impatiently waiting for the tiger to attack the goo room.
 
Bashir seems to subscribe to the altaic language theory, or it's just what I got from his rant about prehistoric asia. It's from like ww2 times and debunked. Something about tying the Navajo in really reminded me of that.
While the proposed Altaic language family is mostly debunked (it still has some adherents in Russia and Eastern Europe), The link between the Dene language families (of which Navajo is most most well known) and the Yeneseian language family (of which Ket in Siberia is the sole remaining living if highly endangered language) is still being actively debated and is considered separate from the Altaic debate.

This has been your linguistic autism diversion in the Fishtank thread. Hit me with autism stickers.

As a side note, I kind of wonder if Bashir is a Hakan Rotmwrt fan like myself. His section of the insult bit with very specific racial phenotype insults seemed to come straight out of Hakan's playbook. I'd ask him myself if I was willing to pay for TTS.
 
Yes, but I'm more taking a shot at production while people bitch about Landon and Drake doing nothing, that there is essentially one thing to do in the house right now while they tell the two hot heads to remain separate.

Either their needs to be shifts or something else going on but it's probably just Mints awake right now.
PRODUCTION SAMA, YOURE NOT TELLING ME WHAT TO DO!! WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME!!!!
 
Yes, but I'm more taking a shot at production while people bitch about Landon and Drake doing nothing, that there is essentially one thing to do in the house right now while they tell the two hot heads to remain separate.

Either their needs to be shifts or something else going on but it's probably just Mints awake right now.
I mean, James and Landon could try to be interesting enough on their own without being told what to do in order to steal camera viewers. Seething doesn't seem to be doing the trick though.
 
wait arent those rings where the filters attach?

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Yeah, they made them take the filters off the respirators because they couldn't hear them talking.

Almost all of the PPE is just for show. 10 year old girls make slime all the time with just gloves and an apron. Borax is a little toxic, but not more than laundry detergent or other cleaning supplies, and it's often an ingredient in laundry detergent.
 
I can’t imagine being cast for a show and then not using all of my free time to learn literally everything about the show I’m being cast for.
It’s honestly a reason why he’s still a failed actor.
Even your small, local theater actors learn about the show that they’re doing before hand.
 
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