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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
letty got the "grandma's table" outfit today
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Say what you want about Landon but this a massive win for him. Day 1 Landon would go into a nervous breakdown just thinking about cuddling with a girl
And when it doesn't work out with vimp he can literally ordered a new ukranian woman over the internet. Setting him up for success.
 
Burt's "just waiting for [his] psychostimulants to kick in" before he starts making goo.

Four of the ~45 medications Burt brought in:
  • testosterone, 120 mg: weekly
    • used to be 180 mg but came down on the dose due to "rage"
  • Vyvanse, 70 mg: "as needed"
    • maximum dose
  • Seroquel, 100 mg: nightly
  • Zenzedi (dextroamphetamine sulfate), 10 mg: up to 2 per day
Says he no longer takes Xanax.

Unfortunately, I missed the first part of his explanation because the cameras were down. A bunch of those bottles are probably just supplements, though.
 
Four of the ~45 medications Burt brought in:
  • testosterone, 120 mg: weekly
    • used to be 180 mg but came down on the dose due to "rage"
  • Vyvanse, 70 mg: "as needed"
    • maximum dose
  • Seroquel, 100 mg: nightly
  • Zenzedi (dextroamphetamine sulfate), 10 mg: up to 2 per day
Burt is fuckin geeked
 
Burt is fuckin geeked
In Season 3 he had at least 16 pill bottles. This is child's play in comparison to that.
Good for Burt, I still wouldn't touch him.
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We need to get monkey spit on the robot and force Landon to make a choice
YES PLEASE
>BPD with red colored hair who maybe wants your cock (and ruin your life)
>BPD with black hair who wants your cock (and ruin your life)

Choose wisely, hwite man.
 
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He made the move on his own. This is pretty big for the Tiger Landon. The Oxytocin of touching a girl for the first time. Smelling her hair. Feeling how soft women are. His testosterone boosted as he now has someone to protect.

Go get 'em Tiger.
 
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