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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
John Kiwi said:
They fucked up the die cut BINGO BONGO sticker design too on stickermule. Just alot of sloppiness on their part. They really badly need someone with attention to detail on the team to just audit shit.
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They need a single person to manage their merch, from design to QC, and to stop pre-printing merch that may not sell. They also need to diversify the sites they sell it on. They're way behind on the merch game.

Idk why they haven't bought dozens of copies of each plushy and then auctioned them off to the highest bidder on Whatnot after the first copy of the plushy is awarded to a contestant. People would buy them just because they're associated with their favorite fish, even though they're Alibaba/Oriental Traders cheap crap. "Ooo, I want the same plushy the Twins have," etc. And if nobody buys it, throw it back in the plushy stack and move on to the next one. It costs them the same whether people buy it as a fish toy or buy it for themselves.

It would be very easy for them to put up a little window in the corner of the screen so people could watch the Whatnot auction at the same time during the stream, or pop one up when a new design hits Shopify letting people know it's available. QR codes are your friends wiggers.
 
Twins, Landon and Based'gay discuss the Doorgate footage.

Bongo: He did hit him in the head with the door. They are both wrong. Bashir tried to close the door, but then he hit him with the corner of the door in his face. But James Drake got aggressive first when he pushed the door like that. So it could have been a reactive thing.

Landon: The door was pushed open. James pushed the door. I stood in the middle of them. Then it collapsed. Bashir did kind of shut the door on him.

Based'gay: So who hit first?

Landon: James landed the first blow.

Bongo: Yep.

Based'gay: I'd say James is in the wrong then. Yeah, James was in the wrong.
 
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James Drake beholds his fort being demolished.
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CoolSixtyNiner said:
I wonder what his username is in this thread? :story:

My dad would kill himself if he saw me on this show. Would you rather have a thot daughter or a fishtank contestant son?
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My father would disown me if I went on this shitshow, there is now way to act in a respectable way on fishtank.
 
Raskolnikov's Pillow said:
Bingo always looking like she's ready to kill herself *sigh*
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I think she's had a very Shinji-esque arc. She does well in challenges and seems to really like the fun stuff and playing characters. But now that stuff has gotten intense and agressive she seems a little overwhelmed. I don't think she's given up, but I do think she is ready for the 30 days to be up.

She deserves a Blood Games return.
 
if it's Clav it either goes two ways:
  1. Free Drake immunity for frame mogging/looksmaxxing
  2. They coached him to just troll the fuck out of Drake and see him crash out
 
Dorm almost fully empty



EDIT: where will Landon and Vimp snuggle now?
 
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