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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    763
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Reddit (massive Drake stans) are melting down about the Twins winning immunity.
 
Twin Confessional, Letters
"If I were vegan I'd be dead right now"

I recorded a while as they waited for Bashir to get out of confessional, some of that idle stuff is interesting and people probably missed some of that because this was during the Drake Burt date.

Before confessional;
Bingo would like some weed. Bongo thinks she may as well quit weed when she is out of the tank since she has been off of it anyway. Generally they don't want to be wasting money on it.

Long clip. Actual confessional at 7:20

At the end Vimp notices the door clip.
 
Someone made a Drake vs. Bashir music video.

Soon....
 
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Reddit (massive Drake stans) are melting down about the Twins winning immunity.
Are they wrong though? Twins are basically just simp bait and feeling sorry for their situation IRL isn't a valid reason to want them to win. This is an entertainment product, not Make a Wish. The best content from them was the autistic spergout during candy elimination. Dressing them up as ketchup and mustard is funny for a minute, but then they're just back to being forgotten in background like for 99% of the show.
 
Are they wrong though? Twins are basically just simp bait and feeling sorry for their situation IRL isn't a valid reason to want them to win. This is an entertainment product, not Make a Wish. The best content from them was the autistic spergout during candy elimination. Dressing them up as ketchup and mustard is funny for a minute, but then they're just back to being forgotten in background like for 99% of the show.
I just think the twins are neat.
 
Are they wrong though? Twins are basically just simp bait and feeling sorry for their situation IRL isn't a valid reason to want them to win. This is an entertainment product, not Make a Wish. The best content from them was the autistic spergout during candy elimination. Dressing them up as ketchup and mustard is funny for a minute, but then they're just back to being forgotten in background like for 99% of the show.
They dominated in the Triathalon so I still dont get the coddled/nontent arguments lll
 
Someone made a Drake vs. Bashir music video.

Soon....
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A fun but definitely unintended parallel here is that this is a reference to Wrestlemania 17 (as seen on the meme board in the dining room earlier) which featured The Rock (company approved more family friendly nepo baby) vs Stone Cold Steve Austin (Fan favorite bad boy who was constantly going against the company) that ended with Austin actually aligning with Mr. McMahon (production).

100% unintended, but funny regardless. Jet should come out during the elimination and hand Bashir a steel chair though.

e: I tabbed back to the stream and Bash is sitting on a steel folding chair...
 
Are they wrong though? Twins are basically just simp bait and feeling sorry for their situation IRL isn't a valid reason to want them to win. This is an entertainment product, not Make a Wish. The best content from them was the autistic spergout during candy elimination. Dressing them up as ketchup and mustard is funny for a minute, but then they're just back to being forgotten in background like for 99% of the show.
There is more to content than crash outs, they have been the most consistent content of any fish, they just don't have a lot of big dramatic moments like fighting with other fish but they have the most little moments by far.
 
Jet just said the ultimate goal right now is to get enough money to get a warehouse and build a house set inside of it.
Again hes harping on the "We dont want your TTS money (30$) we just want your 10$ per month subscription"
Most likely because the constant income from the subscription is needed to get a loan from a bank, VS the one time payment people make for a TTS.
 
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