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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
frogzard said:
I think so many guys genuinely dont understand what women what. Especially men on kiwifarms/4chan. Women can work and provide for themselves and as more women enter the workforce, the "traditional" value of men as a breadwinner has degraded significantly. Women want an emotionally mature man who can support them, not some dude eqho works a decent 9-5 and comes home and crushes 8 beers and passes put on the couch
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bro this is fishtank, not emotionally mature tank
 
Tap Water Enjoyer said:
Are they wrong though? Twins are basically just simp bait and feeling sorry for their situation IRL isn't a valid reason to want them to win. This is an entertainment product, not Make a Wish. The best content from them was the autistic spergout during candy elimination. Dressing them up as ketchup and mustard is funny for a minute, but then they're just back to being forgotten in background like for 99% of the show.
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I think if you are stuck on director mode, the twins are barely around for large parts of the show. But if you have a season pass, and follow them around a little, they are quite funny and entertaining, sob story aside.

So, I think only poor people don't like them. Poor people have no right to any opinion. Stop being poor.
 
Meiwaku said:
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Bashir comforts Landon the RAPED for an hour before being convinced he's being manipulated because Landon is retarted.
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Even after all the backstabbing Landon has done he was still willing to go in there and try to comfort Landon about this Vimp shit. I genuinely have huge respect for him for that because I would have just told Landon to fuck off long ago.
 
frogzard said:
Women can work and provide for themselves and as more women enter the workforce, the "traditional" value of men as a breadwinner has degraded significantly. Women want an emotionally mature man who can support them, not some dude eqho works a decent 9-5 and comes home and crushes 8 beers and passes put on the couch
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In Fishtank terms:
In the world of autists, women want guys like Bashir, who have higher-aspirations than gooning and simping and put all their points into Aura Farming.
In the world of normies, women want guys like Brian or James Drake, who can put on a facade of being chill guys and just coast by on low-inhib behavior and not looking like total shit.
 
The twins are bring propped up by the same people that propped up Josie lol. Not surprising, but definitely disappointing. Are we forever doomed to a revolving door of ugly autistic females that a large portion of the fan base will simp for, one after another cannibalizing their predecessors audience?
Probably yeah, this is a show about retards for retards and nobody ever learns anything. Were all stuck in samsara together.
 
BingBongDingDong said:
The twins are bring propped up by the same people that propped up Josie lol. Not surprising, but definitely disappointing. Are we forever doomed to a revolving door of ugly autistic females that a large portion of the fan base will simp for, one after another cannibalizing their predecessors audience?
Probably yeah, this is a show about retards for retards and nobody ever learns anything. Were all stuck in samsara together.
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or maybe because theyre actually entertaining?
vance day 1 said that it's hard not to follow them around with the camera
the alien arc was funny
the dragon arc was funny
james drake being their babysitter was cute as fuck
and it's not like they coasted through the whole season, because of the meat olympics, both of them did better than laura or landon COMBINED
 
Rango Dango said:
Because of the meat olympics, both of them did better than laura or landon COMBINED
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In hindsight, it's kinda crazy how the triathlon foreshadowed a lot of what was to come. If it comes down to Bashir vs Twins, even more so.
frogzard said:
I think so many guys genuinely dont understand what women what.
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I've helped enough of my female friends through break ups to know what women say they want vs what they actually practice, are two very different things.
 
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frogzard said:
I think so many guys genuinely dont understand what women what. Especially men on kiwifarms/4chan. Women can work and provide for themselves and as more women enter the workforce, the "traditional" value of men as a breadwinner has degraded significantly. Women want an emotionally mature man who can support them, not some dude eqho works a decent 9-5 and comes home and crushes 8 beers and passes put on the couch
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Women can't even figure out what they want for lunch how the hell is an autist like Landon supposed to know what they want?
 
Minorityreport said:
We're actually going to your favourite lunch-spot
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The Tiger knows what he wants. Hoes like Vimp just can't appreciate the sophistication of such delights.
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Penguin Soldier said:
I've helped enough of my female friends through break ups to know what women say they want vs what they actually practice, are two very different things.
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Nobody knows what they want man. How many times have you seen guys chase a girl just because they're hot and then they end up hurt because said woman is crazy/abusive/cheater
 
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