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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
BingBongDingDong said:
I thought it was hilarious, I watch the show for moments like that. Not sure how disliking the twins means I'm a Landon fan lol.

This did remind me a read a funny message earlier: how do you think James Drake feels competing for the prize against two people who have been eliminated once already.
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I think they're setting him up for hardcore crashout in case he loses
 
PhoneCharger said:
Yeah I don't know about that champ, those types tend to be seen as boring and safe. Women want men who are status symbols, women want men who act like crazy animals to everyone but themselves. They are addicted to the high of "He's a danger to everyone but me, I'm special." You have to remember a key difference between male and female ego is the male ego thinks it can beat up a bear, the female ego thinks it can befriend the bear.
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women just want an 18-21 year old girlfriend-free boy with average to slender bodyweight who does NOT smoke or drink alcohol and drives a car.
 
Dum faggy effort post recap of last night.

It's 12pm Fishtime. The fish of the night have been asleep for about two hours now focusing on Landon, Dumgay, and Vimp but the whole cast at one point or another comes in excluding Bliccy in the Kiss Drama. The night was like watching a 12 year old boy get rejected for the first time. The Tiger is a faggot. Landon at about 4AM Fishtime tried to MOG Burt. Burt kept being a homosexual sexfiend and The Drunk Tiger wouldn't take it and kept getting in his face, after about an hour of being pressed about it Landon at the behest of TTS, Dumgay, and Burt dragged Vimp up to kiss so he could prove he wasn't a faggot, all while burt was offering to take him to the bathroom and kiss him and suck his cock. Once brought up, she immediately looked defeated and withdrawn while TTS and Dumgay pressed her to kiss the tiger. The Tiger however, seemed to be waiting for someone to make him kiss her and then it became about how Vimp explaining how she wouldn't kiss him for multiple reasons, mostly being the fact of his soy antics saying he wants his first kiss to mean something.

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Vimp pressed on that and a few other points about it, the point that stuck to Landons side was her saying "he doesn't really want it" with her talking for him. James Drake comes in to see what the hubbub is. TTS egged Landon on to say he does which he interpreted as it's time to strike and make action, crawling as a puddle on the floor and throwing his hand up to have her hold it while he stared at the ground with his moppy hair professing that He does actually like her a lot. She says aww, and he says shocked "That's it?"

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Vimp insists again he wouldn't want to kiss her, and that he was drunk and would regret it again putting her rejection in his words so she didn't come across as refusing him. Landon then was buck broken. Landon spent the rest of the night hunched over and with his head in his hands. Production would have made thousands from TTS, SFX, and just the constant viewers about how he wasn't a buck broken faggot. James Drake takes Landon to go to bed in the Jungle Room because Burt was going to sleep. Bashir was there, they have a short man and man to man saying don't worry about it while the girls Vimp and Bingo have a talk, but he's upset and isn't looking for their approach. The girls return to Jungle Room and it became a repeat because Landon was defeated and she tried to be reassuring that she's "slow" (she meant slow to move in a relationship.) repeating that she didn't reject him, Bingo reassured them in Jungle the little she knew because at this point it had already been going on for like 2 hours without really there being a point beyond being an Incel getting rejected. Bashir Kicks them out and they go to confessional with a sleeping Burt because they were sitting on his bed and he wanted to go to sleep, again.

In confessional it's just a repeat of the past hours already, that she's saying he's nice and a cool guy and she'll really definitely want to hang out with everyone outside of the tank, but not definitively rejecting him. This continues until about 8am where Vimp finally leaves after repeating herself for about the 20th time. Dumgay asks Vimp to leave because he wants to talk to Landon alone, where basically he just sows seeds of distrust in him all the while laughing at TTS and SFX targeting him, telling Landon how he sees Vimp, Bashir, and Binx had either with or without realising it conspired to make him lose the game and made him feel this way. Landon starts to pass out out finally after a long night of getting rejected for 3 hours has Dumbgay leave and come back 3 times rambling about how they fucked him out of winning and how they did this to him. Landon is tired but can't sleep now and gets his cup and goes to the goo room screaming how there's no beds for him to sleep in after watching Vimp sleep for about 30 seconds from Kitchen into the Glassroom. After he goes to Goo Room as TTS has seemingly tired itself out and seems like the perfect time to get some rest. (Sidebar, Dumbgay in the wait between this went to Bar where Bliccy was sleeping, she apparently was having a dream she went to a Deli and got covered in baby shit) That's when, Dumbgay returns to him, Landon kicks the goo, yelling about how there's nowhere to sleep in response to a TTS and Dumbgay starts twisting the knife in him again by asking him how he feels about all this betrayal, Landon was going to respond before being interrupted by TTS spam again.
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It's now 9am and Vimp returns because there was so much noise coming from the Goo Room that apparently she couldn't sleep saying this all has GONE TOO FAR. She keeps calling TTS Incels, Losers, without realising all those insults she's hurling apply to Landon just as much. The same shit happens again, her explaining why she rebuffed his advance but actively saying she's not rejecting him, she just moves slowly in relationships etc, etc, where there's more TTS spam. Finally Landon cries about being frustrated. He then takes it out on the goo not once but twice. There's a goo casualty in the Hallway and he's probably not spoken a word for about an hour prior to this outburst. This is when he starts Jabbering about wanting "the Truth" Dumbgay keeps pressing about what Vimps goals were, while Vimp keeps explaining how she feels and how Landon should feel. This repeats, and Vimp puts her hand on his shoulder after Dumgay says he probably needs someone to hold his back and tell him it's all okay. After this it's just more of the same, and finally Landon falls asleep in the far corner from Camera in Goo Room at about 10am while the Vimp and Dumbgay go to bar, they explain basically nothing to Bliccy and they all pass out.

Landon went from trying to mog Burt, rejected by Vimp, reassured by all (or 2.5 of all) fish, to being a giant buckbroken faggot all from not getting a kiss from his sweetheart. I have clips to a lot of this, but my bandwidth is fucked at the moment and I can't upload any. I'm sure 99% of it is in the Kick rewind at time of posting this.

Landon Gay. Vimp Won't kiss him. Dumbgay funny sowing discontent.
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PhoneCharger said:
Yeah I don't know about that champ, those types tend to be seen as boring and safe. Women want men who are status symbols, women want men who act like crazy animals to everyone but themselves. They are addicted to the high of "He's a danger to everyone but me, I'm special." You have to remember a key difference between male and female ego is the male ego thinks it can beat up a bear, the female ego thinks it can befriend the bear.
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I wake up and the thread has turned into yet another gay gender wars thread

For fucks sake guys it's the last week can you please hold it together and wait to discuss how women only want chads or whatever the fuck this is
 
There She Glows said:
I wake up and the thread has turned into yet another gay gender wars thread

For fucks sake guys it's the last week can you please hold it together and wait to discuss how women only want chads or whatever the fuck this is
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Acknowledging there are differences between men and women's preferences isn't gender wars, I didn't say anything insulting or condescending towards women in particular and considering the last several hours it's on topic. Last post I'll make about it because it's dumb to just jump to mindset everything is incel nice guys vs Stacey bitches.
 
Landon fumbled it with Vimp early on in the date. When he ordered a cheese quesadilla without knowing what it was. She was absolutely turned off. "Why would you order it?"
 
Women want to be children.
Men want to be children.
Everyone wants to be children, because everyone felt the happiest when they were a child (barring abuse).
You want to feel young, happy, and carefree. If you want to be romantic, treat your partner how you think they wanted to be treated as a child. Goofy, yet respectful. Chill about most things, passionate when it involves their well-being. If you're a guy, pick your girl up and twirl her around like her father did. If you're a girl, coddle him a little and validate his accomplishments. It's hard to describe, but I think most people can intuit it after a while.
Yes, this is why some women are attracted to obvious abusers. This is also why some men are drawn to obvious abusers. They experienced it in their childhood.
 
Tap Water Enjoyer said:
One of them caught a bug then released it, then they drew something, then sat in front of the ad screen. As Bashir said: watching Landon clean, twins draw or him pray is content.

It's funny how merely posting that twins are boring brings such an overwhelming negative response and accusations of you wanting to watch hellhouse with shit throwing and fist fights. There's been plenty of funny stuff recently that's doesn't boil down to "look at them sit in a chair... but in a cutesy way! so silly! omg!". If Landon or Bashir were female, people would actually argue that them cleaning or praying is content.
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Nah I'm flipping this on you. Because what you are doing to the Twins is the equivalent of me saying that "all Landon does is clean."

What makes the Twins interesting is how they will be weird and essoteric about some crazy schizo ghost shit and then flip over to being very astute and perceptive of the game and their competition. They run any bits given to them and are very witty.

I could share the clip of Bongo finding a box cutter and flatly telling everyone to "not show Vicky," Bruce Lee style one inch punching Landon in his dick during the candy challenge, you could watch the entire Kiki and Koko bit and them sticking to it, same with the dragon stuff or even the fact they have called each other Bingo and Bongo constistently with next to no slip ups.

And it really is at this point if you haven't seen the clips of them cracking jokes or correctly assessing another fish you are just actively avoiding it. Which is fine, but it gives you no authority to just say "you only like them because they're quirky or simping." It really is just the Fishtank Dunning-Kruger self report.
 
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