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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
BingBongDingDong said:
This did remind me a read a funny message earlier: how do you think James Drake feels competing for the prize against two people who have been eliminated once already.
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Well the twins were not exactly eliminated (I think the whole night was a work), but yeah its pretty crazy. James Drake has also lost a lot of challanges, and been shit at times. The room battle, he was good at first when winning, but his head dropped when he went behind and JD of all people was the one who had to step up and try to continue. Same with the triathalon, James started to struggle, mostly with anger at Binx and Landon being utter shit.

Something that seems kinda forgotten, is Landon wanted to be on Drakes team on the Room Battle, but Jet made him join the twins and Bashir to give it equal numbers. Landon is the worst ally to ever have.

Also I dont mean anyone actual insults, fish or here, I just like being dramatic for fun. (I do hate Binxs voice though)
 
I wasn't able to clip it, but Burt finally met Antara. She introduced herself to "Bort" and said she was from India.

"India? Are you related to Simbal?"
 
hog cranking frog said:
Landon fumbled it with Vimp early on in the date. When he ordered a cheese quesadilla without knowing what it was. She was absolutely turned off. "Why would you order it?"
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landon fumbled it the second he started simping, and he got eliminated for the same reason.
it was at least plausible that Anissa was just his fetish autistic hyperfixation before, but now that he's done it with binx and now vimp it's obvious he's just spineless and caves the second a woman gives him what he sees as genuine attention.
 
Jackpot said:
Which is fine, but it gives you no authority to just say "you only like them because they're quirky or simping."
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You know that is strange to me. I feel zero attraction to them. I know there are a lot of deranged degens out there who probably jerk it to their feet or whatever. I get more of a paternal "we must protect them at all costs" vibe. Like a very endangered animal.
 
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I like the twins because they thrive in fishtank. You can say it's because they don't get hassled enough, but I think that's because they are just generally very affable in a way that makes people protective of them despite them never insisting on this treatment, and in fact acting baffled that others don't fuck with them. They always go along with bits (whereas Drake sometimes blatantly seethes at being made fun of), and they barely complain (compared to Bashir who don't get me wrong I like and all, but nigga can whine). Bongo's diss raps during Room Wars were legit good, they were champs in the triathlon giving it their all (and not giving Blane any shit for not smoking but actually praised him), and they won Jeopardy fair and square.

Look idk how else to say it they're positive pollies not negative nellies. they're neat! :)
 
frogzard said:
Women want an emotionally mature man who can support them
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I don't think this is true at all anymore, this is a very pre instagram view of dating lol.
There is a reason people would rather spend time with a gangbanger/neurotic artist than Bob the electrical engineer.
Those men are truly a dime a dozen, I can name multiple stoic gym bros in my life getting no pussy
I think one of the worst kind of impressions you can give off for attracting anyone under 35 is that you are 'done' with life, eg. you have a stable mid income job and home.
 
Super An Hero said:
I like the twins and I don't think they're Josie II. The best finale would have been Bashir vs Drake.
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Without any shade at Josie I would almost say the twins are literally "Josie 2.0" as in an upgrade to that archetype. They got a lot more energy than her and more depth with their background and history.
 
A little later here but what's with this season and death threats between these retards.
Alex B threatening people, then James Drake.
Maybe it's been too long since I've seen the other seasons but this is really stupid and confirms my opinion this years' fish are subhuman even by fishtank contestants' standards.
 
codyroads said:
I just want Jet to continue the alien storyline with the twins.
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He's going to wrap that story line at the end when he has to sadly inform them that an intergalactic alien mob boss forced him to bet all the winnings and they lost them
 
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