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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
StimulatedOrb said:
Well the twins were not exactly eliminated (I think the whole night was a work), but yeah its pretty crazy. James Drake has also lost a lot of challanges, and been shit at times. The room battle, he was good at first when winning, but his head dropped when he went behind and JD of all people was the one who had to step up and try to continue. Same with the triathalon, James started to struggle, mostly with anger at Binx and Landon being utter shit.

Something that seems kinda forgotten, is Landon wanted to be on Drakes team on the Room Battle, but Jet made him join the twins and Bashir to give it equal numbers. Landon is the worst ally to ever have.

Also I dont mean anyone actual insults, fish or here, I just like being dramatic for fun. (I do hate Binxs voice though)
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James Drake has been getting assigned the worst teams all season by the wiggers intentionally. The room challenge was to set up cirucmstances so Emma and JD would be culled, JD left on his own and then it was followed up by Emma losing the walking challenge. The big problem with S5 is the total lack of challenges, usually most of the cast would leave with about 5k-7k worth of prize money but in my recollection Landon has 1k, Bashir 1k and the Twins have 5k. James Drake hasn't had a chance to earn any cash prize money because of wigger team selection.
 
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Minus this much
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And one container stolen by Bliccy to play with
 
Ancient Pioneer said:
James Drake has been getting assigned the worst teams all season by the wiggers intentionally. The room challenge was to set up cirucmstances so Emma and JD would be culled, JD left on his own and then it was followed up by Emma losing the walking challenge. The big problem with S5 is the total lack of challenges, usually most of the cast would leave with about 5k-7k worth of prize money but in my recollection Landon has 1k, Bashir 1k and the Twins have 5k. James Drake hasn't had a chance to earn any cash prize money because of wigger team selection.
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He picked his team in most challenges thinking he would beat the retards. While not as blatant like JD and Emma, he always talk down the autismos in a subtle way while trying to look good for the audience. In the Triathlon he went straight to Binx because he thought she knew what she was doing because she told him she did good in her season and then to Laura because UGA BUGA LAURA STRONG CRAZY. His reasoning, not the wiggers'. In the room wars, he went to JD and Emma because, according to him, they were on his side and they were the smartest in the house. He went after Landon because Landon had the highest STOX (per se) at the time, and that was Emma's call. The wiggers told Landon to join the dorm for balance, and I believe it indeed was for balance. Also, he won the first mini-challenge within that challenge, btw.
 
Due to this morning's shenanigans Landon is going through feelings typically associated with being a 14 year old

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I'm sorry fellas, but anyone as normie as Drake that is willing to participate in Fishtank is cool in my book. He knows it's damaging to his career, he hears the insanity from the TTS, he puked milk up and smoked a billion cigs for a challenge, he hasn't even complained about being covered in random bodily fluids, and he still loves the show. That counts for something. Does he deserve to win? Idk, we'll see. Any of the three could take it and I'd be fine. But I can't tolerate the Drake slander any longer.
 
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This is what wamen call "the ick" per se.
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hog cranking frog said:
Landon fumbled it with Vimp early on in the date. When he ordered a cheese quesadilla without knowing what it was. She was absolutely turned off. "Why would you order it?"
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I don't think Landon ever had a chance. She was just playing along for the show and to be nice, and Landon probably knew that. But then Burt "lil bro"d him into trying to prove his heterosexuality. Landon started begging for a crumb of pushy (in some way shape or form) and Vimp settles for a pity head pat.

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There She Glows said:
I wake up and the thread has turned into yet another gay gender wars thread

For fucks sake guys it's the last week can you please hold it together and wait to discuss how women only want chads or whatever the fuck this is
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BOYS RULE GIRLS DROOL. NO GIRLS ALLOWED IN THE PILLOW FORT.
 
Jackpot said:
It really is just the Fishtank Dunning-Kruger self report.
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"You don't like my heckin wholesome autistic sisters, you didn't get fishtank!!"
What an absolutely insane stance and attempt to flex lol.

Giant Machine said:
You know that is strange to me. I feel zero attraction to them. I know there are a lot of deranged degens out there who probably jerk it to their feet or whatever. I get more of a paternal "we must protect them at all costs" vibe. Like a very endangered animal.
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wind chime sama said:
I think that's because they are just generally very affable in a way that makes people protective of them despite them never insisting on this treatment, and in fact acting baffled that others don't fuck with them.
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People think they're special needs, it's not any deeper than that. They talk and act like speds. Jackpot literally listed them being able to use aliases as a laudable achievement. Thats something you'd be proud of a toddler for, they're full grown women lol.
 
Hoi Polloi said:
Due to this morning's shenanigans Landon is going through feelings typically associated with being a 14 year old

Incel kino
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This is what happens when you don't date in your early 20's. You don't get these feelings out of your system early on and end up in a state of arrested development, and end up doing embarrassing this like this.
 
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