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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
He knows it's damaging to his career
He's in his 30's and an actor who has his own production company that makes shitty short films and recently made "Isolation" which looks like a mashup of Tenet and Dune(budget as per IMDB: $20k). He has no career.
Fucking AVGN ripoffs were pulling those numbers back before youtube was monetized. When you're getting mogged by "The Irate Gamer" it's fucking over.
 
Twins are infinitely more interesting than Josie to the point where comparing her to them is an insult.
My theory that most "fans" of this show are S3 babies who only saw S1 and S2 through clips and episodes remains undefeated. Does no one really remember that Josie was essentially non-verbal for 2 weeks? The Twins fit her general archetype but they've been much more interesting in their own right. Josie has literally only one memorable moment and that was the scripted Willie Wonka bit that all she had to do was hand a plushie to Sam. Twins are autistic womanchildren yes but they are dynamic and fun.
 
I don't think this is true at all anymore, this is a very pre instagram view of dating lol.
There is a reason people would rather spend time with a gangbanger/neurotic artist than Bob the electrical engineer.
Those men are truly a dime a dozen, I can name multiple stoic gym bros in my life getting no pussy
I think one of the worst kind of impressions you can give off for attracting anyone under 35 is that you are 'done' with life, eg. you have a stable mid income job and home.
I'm a fat autistic retarded engineer that can barely function outside of work, and I married the most beautiful woman I've ever met. According to her "having my shit together" was one of the main draws. I don't make much more than her, either.

Women want to be children.
Men want to be children.
Everyone wants to be children, because everyone felt the happiest when they were a child (barring abuse).
You want to feel young, happy, and carefree. If you want to be romantic, treat your partner how you think they wanted to be treated as a child. Goofy, yet respectful. Chill about most things, passionate when it involves their well-being. If you're a guy, pick your girl up and twirl her around like her father did. If you're a girl, coddle him a little and validate his accomplishments. It's hard to describe, but I think most people can intuit it after a while.
Yes, this is why some women are attracted to obvious abusers. This is also why some men are drawn to obvious abusers. They experienced it in their childhood.
I think this is actually it, but I've never heard it expressed this way. We treat each other like kids, probably because we're both retarded but in opposite ways.

The other thing is shared interests and being able to overlook each other's faults. We both like KF and fishtank, for example, which is a turnoff to most people but a shared interest for us, and we can overlook the fact that we're rooting against each other's preferred fish (I think I've got her to come around on Bashir though).

Earlier in the thread I said this was Season 2 but better, but I think it's actually season 1 but better. Most of the character arcs are the same, but executed better.

Bashir is Letty/Jon hybrid
James Drake is better Vance
Landon is what's left of Jon that didn't go to Bashir
Vimp is what's left of Letty that didn't go to Bashir (Which is just romantic interest for the two Jons)
Twins are better Josie
Head was better Fatty
Laura was Frank/Damiel
Emma was better Mauro
Vicky was better Silvia
Beth was Betty
Mr. Naked was Simmons

Burt is filling in for Fatty.

I like the idea of season 1 ending: Twins win, Bashir gets second place with a prize, Drake loses but gets hired as new host, Landon and Bashir become returning characters while Twins move on to self-sustaining themselves via streaming.
 
Ben and Jet need to come up and give Landon the no means no talk, tell him Vimp left because he made her feel uncomfortable. Mog complete per se
 
My theory that most "fans" of this show are S3 babies who only saw S1 and S2 through clips and episodes remains undefeated. Does no one really remember that Josie was essentially non-verbal for 2 weeks? The Twins fit her general archetype but they've been much more interesting in their own right. Josie has literally only one memorable moment and that was the scripted Willie Wonka bit that all she had to do was hand a plushie to Sam. Twins are autistic womanchildren yes but they are dynamic and fun.
Twins btfo, josiecels rise
 
He's in his 30's and an actor who has his own production company that makes shitty short films and recently made "Isolation" which looks like a mashup of Tenet and Dune(budget as per IMDB: $20k). He has no career.
Fucking AVGN ripoffs were pulling those numbers back before youtube was monetized. When you're getting mogged by "The Irate Gamer" it's fucking over.
Yeah he's obviously not Tom Cruise but he still has aspirations. He chose Fishtank. I wouldn't, even though I'm a fan.
 
Yeah he's obviously not Tom Cruise but he still has aspirations. He chose Fishtank. I wouldn't, even though I'm a fan.
He does claim he didn't know what fishtank was and did not research on it at all.
 
My theory that most "fans" of this show are S3 babies who only saw S1 and S2 through clips and episodes remains undefeated. Does no one really remember that Josie was essentially non-verbal for 2 weeks? The Twins fit her general archetype but they've been much more interesting in their own right. Josie has literally only one memorable moment and that was the scripted Willie Wonka bit that all she had to do was hand a plushie to Sam. Twins are autistic womanchildren yes but they are dynamic and fun.
I think the key difference is season 1 lacked a director cam so there was minimal passive watching, you had to constantly click to follow people. Josie spent a lot of time doing her own thing, much like the twins, and unless you went to check on her then you would stick with usually the common areas.

The twins are often doing their own thing but have each other to interact with.
 
"You don't like my heckin wholesome autistic sisters, you didn't get fishtank!!"
What an absolutely insane stance and attempt to flex lol.
The fact that's the only part you could contend with says alot actually. Which isn't even the point I made, if you can learn to both watch the show and read with your eyes open, my point is you speak confidently on the Twins while not understanding the core of why people like them.

Go back to embarassingly trying to convince people how successful and fulfilled you are while rolling in the mud on the gay male dating show thread with the rest of us.
 
He does claim he didn't know what fishtank was and did not research on it at all.
The first piss attack and/or "nigger" TTS would have sent 95% of millennials packing immediately is all I'm trying to say. I'd have a drink with the dude.

As an aside, someone mentioned maybe having him as a host of the next season.
I think he'd only be good if he was locked in a dark room for 4 months like Howard Hughes (or Alex DeLarge lmao) watching Sam Hyde clips until he no longer recognized himself in the mirror.
 
Yeah he's obviously not Tom Cruise but he still has aspirations. He chose Fishtank. I wouldn't, even though I'm a fan.
If you're going to have creative aspirations at least do something fun and original. That's one of the few things that Sam Hyde is right about - people who claim to be "creative" and make bog-standard slop they barely take seriously fucking suck.

Vimp and JDrake both do this btw. Bingo and Bongo are actual artists. Burt is an actual actor. half-assers get mogged.
 
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Bashir tried to gently coax little buddy and tell him to not fuck up the goo.

Landon said everyone is lying to him.

Bashir told him he's being a giant pussy and can find out the truth in 3 days and should just believe everyone for now.

Landon decided to be a giant pussy :lossmanjack:
 
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