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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
EenGevolg said:
Between Darby Allin, Steel Panther, and now Wired, is it safe to say Bam was worth the money?
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100%. People talk about how he doesnt do anything as host but hes got a lot of eyes on the product, and his inaction isnt out of lack of desire, but out of lack of direction. I hope he returns with a more concrete plan of what his role is from the basement.
 
Landon the last hours:
>simping for Vimp
>Jet&Ben asking ChatGPT to make a love song and Landon is retarded enough to sing it to her
>sulking
>cucked
>is now trying to "mog" the Jungle Room (Bash and Vimp are inside) door to salvage his reputation
Just leave nigga. It's fucking over.
BASHIR IS GOING TO CUCK THE KITTY CAT
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Meiwaku said:
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Holy shit....Landon wrote "This is MY DOOR" on the door.

Landon wants to break it down.... :stress:

He's breaking it down with a broom handle ... 🧹
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He tried to donkey kick the door, only to somehow miss the first time by going for the empty panel. Tries it maybe 2-3 times more, then leaves. I don't think any fish has ever had this severe of a fall, holy fuck he's pathetic. Even Jimmy not being able to box TJ properly wasn't this bad.

SneakEnergy said:
I don't know anything about the game, but did it feature previous contestants/characters from the previous seasons? If so, that's a huge gray area as far as likenesses and legal shit goes. Maybe they don't want that stress.
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Who'd want their likeness not to be there? Didn't the game only have S1 fish/freeloaders?

SneakEnergy said:
Why is Drake always watching over like a bodyguard or some shit, it's so cringe. He always has to be involved like he thinks he's the authority and peacekeeper of the house.
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But Bashir is the manipulator, somehow.
 
Blitzsneed said:
Landon the last hours:
>simping for Vimp
>Jet&Ben asking ChatGPT to make a love song and Landon is retarded enough to sing it to her
>sulking
>cucked
>is now trying to "mog" the Jungle Room (Bash and Vimp are inside) door to salvage his reputation
Just leave nigga. It's fucking over.
BASHIR IS GOING TO CUCK THE KITTY CAT
🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈
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Above all that, he made ZERO (0) units of goo and also tried to "mog" the goo factory in a tantrum.
 
ngl the whole Vimp's Simps Saga is a great case study in primate interactions, the way she floats from Bashir, then betrays him and moves to Landon, but then goes back to Bashir after Landon fumbles it so bad it will be what he's most remembered for, it just looks like something from a nature documentary. Fishtank really is a social experiment and I think we often forget that sometimes.
 
Landon trying to convince Bingo and Bongo that Bashir is "manipulating" Vimp because they were talking without him.

This dude just can't catch a W. No one even directed him to turn on Bashir this time other than his dick.
 
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"Don't try to get inside her head"

"Do you have feelings for her?"

Bro not again hahaha I can't deal with this.
 
deathslitz said:
brooo landon take the fucking L! hes always making his situation 10x worse. and i really wish there was a big as fuck freeloader to mog drake and make him feel inferior, he would implode from the insecurity
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If only there was a large man who knew how to get under people’s skin and continually poke them until they break. Where ever could they find such a person? Hmmmm
 
Bongo accepts being Antara's champion to fight Bliccy.

I will beat her like I beat Bingo noimjustkidding
 
SenorKrinkle said:
ngl the whole Vimp's Simps Saga is a great case study in primate interactions, the way she floats from Bashir, then betrays him and moves to Landon, but then goes back to Bashir after Landon fumbles it so bad it will be what he's most remembered for, it just looks like something from a nature documentary. Fishtank really is a social experiment and I think we often forget that sometimes.
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This is why I would argue that Vimp is a prime freeloader. She might be quiet and on her own a little boring, but even if it’s unintentional she can really shake up the house. If it’s intentional, she’s a genius
 
EenGevolg said:
Oh yeah, Mauro actually sounds pretty reasonable to throw shit. I honestly forgot he was there.
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Interesting that I look into it Mauro hasn't been active on any socials since around last Summer when the game came out. Coincidence? Probably, but also notable he goes out of his way to not mention or interact with Fishtank
 
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