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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Part 3 Bliccy Lore

-Fucking loves Subway
-Is Jewish
-Believes Jews aren't real
-Likes Bashir, he's wholesome
-Can't shower because she doesn't see it in the cards for her.
-Wishes she was more addicted to substances for attention
-Won't try faking cancer because "then I'll actually get it"
-Has been enjoying furry smut in the Tank
-Doesn't breath enough because of "what happened to her" (no clarification given)
-Struggles to take her socks off

I am loving the theme of each list her adding a new ethnicity

Edit: she also is a master at this because all of these things are said in passing to different people so no one ever catches on to them being lies
While the Fishes clean

Part 4 Bliccy Lore

-Had an abortion
-Hasn't been able to relax because "all the ugly colors in the goo room"
-Thinks Antara is a self centered bitch
-Thinks Landon shouldn't waste his kiss on the show but should find his own "virgin... little girl"
-Has a jewish boyfriend
-Thinks showering would be scary
-Highly endorses green gobbler drain cleaner
-Her magic word is not "please" it's "Boner"
-Got called a "shitlink" by Antara
-Got raped in Romania
-Doesn't want her name or face associated with the show as she has a very important job
-Possibly got raped on a previous season, definitely no rape this time around.
-Has they/them pronouns
-Had a failed crypto currency called DNR (Dominican N Rape)
-Knows a bunch of "black people songs"
 
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James Drake took something out of his pocket and passed it to Landon, maybe the physical bitcoin.
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All cams down at 9:53 local time? All cams down on the website but Director working fine on Kick, just before the Kick stream (requires following to chat) drops at 9:58 local time? Hmm....
They're trying to hide the Burt v Drake match from us.
 
What the actual fuck is happening with Vimp? She found god on Fishtank because of Bashir? She must be gassing him up after realizing Landon is a spergtard and her allies (Orc and Blue Vimp) are gone now, right? She tosses his shit out the window for no reason and helps with the torment, now she's about to start praying 5 times a day.
If we were to assume its not just a meme and it is legitimately, I think it could be a combination of two things:
1) Stress from constant high tension moments, annoying TTS, and beyond cringe/embarrassing moment with Landon pushing her to think deeper
Combined with
2) Bashir constantly talking about philosophy and religion, constantly saying how you can be cool and religious (Big true) and such.

So I think, again if we were to assume this is legit lmao (prob 50/50 at best), Bashir's open religiosity combined with her mental stress/degradation is causing her to think a lot about it. its really not far fetched since high stress situations and such tend to correlate with religiosity rising.
 
Have they confirmed Monday finale? I'd say they'd have to at this point, but they could make it a really busy Saturday. They've been alternating in telling the fish how many days are left.
All I know is they had 15th circled on the refrigerator door the whole season, and 15th is my next day off, so I fucking hope they stick to it :(
 
since the stream is down I just wanted to say that this has been my first season watching with you faggots here on the farm and I fuck witchu yall good niggas, sad I wasn't here sooner

Have you been screenshotted by 4chan or Twitter yet? That's the real rite of passage for posting here...

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lets see how meta this gets.
 
If we were to assume its not just a meme and it is legitimately, I think it could be a combination of two things:
1) Stress from constant high tension moments, annoying TTS, and beyond cringe/embarrassing moment with Landon pushing her to think deeper
Combined with
2) Bashir constantly talking about philosophy and religion, constantly saying how you can be cool and religious (Big true) and such.

So I think, again if we were to assume this is legit lmao (prob 50/50 at best), Bashir's open religiosity combined with her mental stress/degradation is causing her to think a lot about it. its really not far fetched since high stress situations and such tend to correlate with religiosity rising.
Good analysis but it's also she just likes him. They bonded immediately when she came in and was very clearly interested in him. She didn't start trash talking him until he refused to hug her and she couldn't process it so she got offended and started taking it out on him, cuddling with Landon, etc.
 
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She's putting his clothes on. She's down bad. He made the excuse his stomach hurt and she made up an excuse to go see him.

Also it's supposed to go under the bust. It's supposed to look like this:
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Good analysis but it's also she just likes him. They bonded immediately when she came in and was very clearly interested in him. She didn't start trash talking him until he refused to hug her and she couldn't process it so she got offended and started taking it out on him, cuddling with Landon, etc.
Yeah I think thats a big factor as well. Shes in a high stress environment and around someone she likes a lot, so I think its "rubbing off" onto her and stuff. I think its cool watching someone turn to religion (again assuming its true) in real time

Edit: editing after watching more of their conversation. She seems really receptive when listening to him. Gives creedence to either her liking him or its a co-dependacy forming in high stress.
 
I know people have peaks and valleys but Landon feels like he’s on Everest one minute and in the pit of hell the next
Such narrative whiplash the last hour catching up to the thread man
 
Dude I feel bad for Burt, he went in thinking he's gonna get to touch Drake but he's just getting pummelled without even getting a feel in
 
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