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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    763
James is a tough guy but he's lost nearly every challenge. I can't remember him winning one? And every time, he just sulks or blames the others. When it's a team challenge he blames the team. I know this is cliche and kind of lame but that's usually the mentality of someone who doesn't win. Imagine if he took the time to raise up his team. Now he's going on and on about not knowing based or cringe or any of the Sam Hyde references... c'mon man...
Nigga had Binx on his team, that was warranted lol
 
James is a tough guy but he's lost nearly every challenge. I can't remember him winning one? And every time, he just sulks or blames the others. When it's a team challenge he blames the team. I know this is cliche and kind of lame but that's usually the mentality of someone who doesn't win. Imagine if he took the time to raise up his team. Now he's going on and on about not knowing based or cringe or any of the Sam Hyde references... c'mon man...
To be fair, and i'm not a Drake fan, he IS at a massive disadvantage because he doesn't know the show stream
 
"and then there was this really autistic hunchback guy who had a speech impediment and kept trying to shit test production. Sort of like Landon but he would bring up real life shit like Jet's lame internet posting past and the old host allegedly raping a woman. One time he also said "shiver me timbers the fat guy is mad at me" too adn that was actually really funny and not cringe."

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Bashir explained why soyfacing superfans are cringe better than I ever could. He compared them to Rick and Morty fans and humor.

TLDR the endless meta references on the show are total cringe and they take away from making original content.
 
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Honestly both of these guys are sore losers. Bashir might not get as pouty faced but he complains. A lot.
These guys were always meant to be friends and I genuinely hope that despite their conflicts on the show they hang out afterward and at least get to do a Blood Games together. There has never been a pair of guys so immune to freeloaders they actively made them miserable enough to leave.
 
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Drake thinks Jews control the world and the USA. BASED
 
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