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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
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They're doing a super DUPER bed where everybody in the house sleeps on a handful of mattresses, which everybody* is excited about
*one person seems less excited
 
robot pirate said:
I was really surprised to see Bashir in third in the poll, I thought the Bashtards were taking over.
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I think its popular belief that "everyone likes an underdog" but if you actually look at say, who the top superheroes/action movies are, they are almost never underdogs. Superman, Batman, Spiderman, etc. All titans in their industries.

I like Aquaman (i'm gay) because he is an underdog in a meta sense, always being the but of jokes, etc. I think maybe rooting for underdogs isn't "rare" but I think most normie-brained people will opt for the path of least resistance and just follow the crowd rather than feel like an oddball.

edit: and i just realized btw lol how ironic it is that Aquaman made the most money in the DCEU, not exactly making him an underdog in that sense. But this is kinda what I'm talking about. I got to see a superhero who was the butt of jokes for YEARS actually win. It's an underdog rising to the top scenario.
 
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They're doing a super DUPER bed where everybody in the house sleeps on a handful of mattresses, which everybody* is excited about
*one person seems less excited
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>was in the cuck blindspot in confessional
>then in the cuck goo chair in the goo factory (never made a single ounce of goo)
>then in the cuck chair in Bar
>then in the cuck chair in Dining Room (alone)
>then in cuck west wing trying to take down an already broken door (and failing) because his crush was with bashir converting to weebslam for some reason
>then cucked by production to be LE FUNNY chill guy and then "cool guy" in the money challenge just to ensure he doesn't win (and said before the STAR OF THE SEASON was the piece of shit challenge, and he won so he's cool, really high Alex B vibes)
>then back in the cuck chair in Dining room where people started to talk about his bald spot, including Vimp who laughed, all while his best friend Drake said he loved cunny
>now in the cuck floor outside the superduperbed
>only to be cuddled by james drake after

Jesus Christ
 
Director cam was used poorly during these TTS so they were hard to hear.

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Hey james drake, cunny is paedo slang for a childs vagina! oopsies! hehehe paedophile. hehehe ruined career. hehehe paedophile. hehehe ruined career. hehehe paedophile. hehehe ruined career. hehehe paedophile. hehehe ruined career. FUCK YOU FAGGOT!!!
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Bashir Knowing more fish tank and M D E lore and deep cuts than 99 percent of the actual audience shows just how much of a superfan he actually is. The mask is off. we see you now
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John Kiwi said:
I would bet money he wasnt a bashtard for most of the show. Seemed he was holding LAND. I'm very curious who each prod member wants to win. I could see Ben being Drake or Twins. He does alot of fun bits with the Twins but I do think he fucks with Drake pretty hard too
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Ben literally is all for Twins. He told them and said it publicly
 
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