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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
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Meanwhile, upstairs: Binx is flipping the squares to make Arena a checkerboard. Tomorrows challenge chess related???
 
Ive been blasting records, but it appears thyre playing trutth or dare. Letty came in to speak some bullshit, bashir is doing a wallsit. hopefully somebdoy else is keeping better tabs than me. the notes for the threadf have been shit lately.
edit: the whole room is focused on landon being a faggot?? bashirs isnt doing a wallsit anymore.
 
Black Vimp is shitty for making under the breath comments about landon but then acting offended when he was asked what hes most insecure about himself
 
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ghost streaming lol
says he got a ulcer and is going to quit streaming
chat is full of fishtank people
 
The fish are playing Truth or Dare on a superbed.

Landon admits he has feelings for Vimp after a dare by Drake, then Vimp twirls her hair:

Burt kisses Landon:

Landon kisses Vimp:

Twins' crushes truth:

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I need to fall asleep for tomorrow too be useful so this will be my last half ass update
The THREE CREATURES (Landon declared them this) demanded pizza for the shoe from production that was left in the superbedroom. Tensions are high
 
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Seeing the fish beat production is especially cathartic when the "bit" is obnoxious ewhores basically rehasing the kratom mog bit by trying to break into dorms by mercy of the guys not wanting to hurt them.

Context: The last few hours have been Letty and the kick whore sneaking in now and then to steal beds and blankets in between Jet doing superbed bits, which started off well-spirited but the fish got tired of it pretty quick. At one point the fish stole the whore's shoe and barricaded the door. Wiggers tried sneaking through the secret door but tts snitched and mints perma'd the guy. The shoe bothered her enough that they're negotiating trading the shoe for dropping the bit and getting a pizza. Richie is being held hostage as collateral; this might be the biggest L production has had so far
 
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Seeing the fish beat production is especially cathartic when the "bit" is obnoxious ewhores basically rehasing the kratom mog bit by trying to break into dorms by mercy of the guys not wanting to hurt them.
the only woman Bashir hasn't splashed in the eyes with chemicals, Kimmy, is also the only woman I want to see splashed in the eyes with chemicals
 
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