🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[ratduckowlgymnastics]

Richie being kidnapped after "stealing" Vimp's shoe:

This is scripted but amusing. Recording got fubar'd after this but there was negotiations that broke down over the pork in pepperoni pizza.

 

[Raven of the Burning God]

After seeing everything on their clothes washed out to blank/white when the cameras go to nightmode, they should look into getting merch printed that looks normal in regular light, but has They Live style messages on it in infared.

 

[bookers]

jet told everyone to go into the jacuzzi room for a challenge.
they all shuffled in and he told them its a "smell my piss challenge"
james drake fell over and needed help

 

[Unwired Clutter]

Nobody's really able to ignore tonight's tts/sfx hellspam for whatever reason. Bingo dug through the trash bags to find her favorite plushies. 26 years old btw.

 

[bookers]

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Nobody's really able to ignore tonight's tts/sfx hellspam for whatever reason. Bingo dug through the trash bags to find her favorite plushies. 26 years old btw.

she got them to use as pillows bc they dont have any

state of the superbed

 

[Rache Bartmoss]

Day 27 recap:

• Finge Dates! Right after the immunity challenge, dates were held in the same room. Landon would go on to have an awkward date with Vimp. Next, Burt would go on a date with James Drake. During Burt's date with Drake, he said that his freakiest secret is that he fantasizes about hurting young girls. He also romanticized the Columbine shooting.
• Back in the basement, Jet said that season 6 is a sure thing, there will be content after the show's over, and their main goal is to get a warehouse and build a house set inside of it. Jet also showed the Twins' audition tape that they sent before the season.
• In the confessional, Burt has been making sexual advances on Landon for like 15 minutes, and Landon is trying his hardest to tell him off. Landon would also have a conversation with Burt about the Ghost community.
• After almost an hour and a half of Landon trying to mog Burt, Burt told Landon that if he doesn't kiss a girl (Vimp), then he's basically gay, especially after denying a kiss from Laura. Landon grabbed Vimp from the Dining Room and tried to use her as a first kiss to show Burt that Landon's not gay. Unfortunately, Vimp would reject his advances.
• Even after Burt left the confessional, Landon would keep begging Vimp to be his first kiss. James Drake came in and said, "Get your guns, Tiger". Moments later, Bashir came in and said he was being a creep and told him to get over it. Then, Bingo came in and saved Vimp from him—Landon's century of humiliation.
• Morning in the Goo Factory, Vimp, Landon, and Duany'ay would keep talking about the incident last night. They were busy responding to TTS over the whole ordeal, and Vimp was defending that she isn't fake. Landon was also audibly pissed, reacting to TTS like it's an argument. He seemed to be frustrated with everything that had happened this morning. Landon would go crashing out: "I can't win, I can't lose, I'm about to go fucking insane!" Vimp would try to console Landon and fight back against TTS by calling them incels. Little did she know that her insults could apply to Landon as well. Therefore, she retracted them and defended those traits.
• Production summoned Landon and Vimp into the confessional to address last night. They wrote a song that they want Landon to sing to Vimp to patch up the humiliating trainwreck he experienced. After singing, Vimp affirmed she is not rejecting Landon; she was rejecting kissing him on the show. She said she doesn't really know him and that he seemed like a nice guy, and she was looking out for him.
• Jet and Burt called up Burt, saying they were not satisfied with his Goo's output. They also said he won't be the host of Famous House 3.0 if he didn't make enough goo. Burt would get angry at them because he couldn't focus on making goo. Burt would also receive his goo-making song.
• Mainstream journalists from WIRED would come into the tank to interview. It is unknown whether they came to make a puff piece or a hit piece on the show (or whether they are legit or not). Notable moments from the interview were when Bliccy told the journos how happy she was that there hadn't been any rape in this season.
• Challenge: IRL Katamari. Pick up a bunch of crap they dumped on the ground (dead crickets) with sticky pads they're sticking all over their bodies. Whoever gets the most crap stuck on them at the end wins. Bashir won the challenge.
• In an attempt to mog Landon, Bill Ottman pulled Landon to talk about something important. Bill sat in silence and yoyos in front of Landon and then let Landon try. Ben stepped in and "plays" the guitar, and Jet stopped by to do some gloving.
• Burt would have a boxing match with James Drake. Unsurprisingly, James Drake would beat his ass.
• Challenge: The Crazy/Cringe Motherfucker Challenge. Whoever acted the craziest wins. During the challenge, Bashir would play chess with himself (Insane), the twins would cover their hands with sauce and imprint the walls, and Landon would act chill with Bliccy. What would ultimately seal the deal was when Bashir decided to act as a typical MDE/Fishtank fanboy, such as re-doing the "Where is the ice cream in this joint?" bit, mentioning past seasons' lore like how Cole should have won season 2 and Summer voicemails. Production couldn't handle his cringe and got second-hand embarrassment. Thus, giving him the W.

 

[Plasticise]

I like friendtank


Ive also noticed that Vimp and Bingo seem to have become very close friends. Wholesome. Honestly i like Bingo more when shes separated from Bongo and she comes out of her shell.

 

[SneakEnergy]

Current Stox (highest to lowest):
BASH 61 (+4 since approx. 30 hours ago)
TWIN 45 (-10)
JDRA 44 (+3)
BURT 28 (-20)
DYAY 27 (-4)
LAND 26 (-2)
BLCY 26 (-6)
LARA 26 (-6)
ROBO 25 (-3)
VIMP 25 (-4)

Current endorsements:
Bashir 1,906 (+43)
The Twins 1,540 (+41)
James Drake 1,519 (+19)
Burt 1,221 (+9)
Landon 1,078 (-3)
Laura 992 (-55)
Bliccy 817 (+19)
Duany’ay 817 (-9)
Vimp 687 (-11)

 

[Plasticise]

Everything about what Binx has done in the arena angers me.

First row is 4 numbers.... all rows after are 5. The rows alternate direction the numbers are facing based off of the direction Binx was moving while writing them down.
Shes been doing this for over 2 hours now.

 

[SneakEnergy]

Everything about what Binx has done in the arena angers me.
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First row is 4 numbers.... second is 5. The rows alternate direction the numbers are facing based off of the direction Binx was moving while writing them down.
Shes been doing this for over 2 hours now.

It's obviously some kind of board game. You start on the blank square then work your way around, I'd imagine. So make sense how she did it.

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

Everything about what Binx has done in the arena angers me.
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First row is 4 numbers.... second is 5. The rows alternate direction the numbers are facing based off of the direction Binx was moving while writing them down.
Shes been doing this for over 2 hours now.

I noticed that. I was really hoping that was the design she was given and isn't actually retarded enough to only paint them in the direction she's facing.....

 

[bookers]

I noticed that. I was really hoping that was the design she was given and isn't actually retarded enough to only paint them in the direction she's facing.....

shes not. she took hours looking at her phone trying to figure it out.
shes retarded, but theres a reason theyre like that (i think)

btw shes still doing this
its been like 3 hours
and tts has been absolutely dragging her the whole time

 

[mer569]

>Jet really tried to make sure Bashir gets imunity so it's a clash of the titans in the final
>Managed to somehow fuck it up

Truly Goranian.

 

[Plasticise]

It's obviously some kind of board game. You start on the blank square then work your way around, I'd imagine. So make sense how she did it.

I noticed that. I was really hoping that was the design she was given and isn't actually retarded enough to only paint them in the direction she's facing.....

shes not. she took hours looking at her phone trying to figure it out.
shes retarded, but theres a reason theyre like that (i think)

They gave them a Chess/Checker set this morning to practice with so i think its more likely something like either of those.
Bashir was saying he does not remember how to play so he hopes its not Chess. I doubt Drake knows Chess.

 

[SenorKrinkle]

shes not. she took hours looking at her phone trying to figure it out.
shes retarded, but theres a reason theyre like that (i think)

btw shes still doing this
its been like 5 hours
and tts has been absolutely dragging her the whole time
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she did 22 twice lol

 

[Marche]

she did 22 twice lol

 

[Rache Bartmoss]

shes not. she took hours looking at her phone trying to figure it out.
shes retarded, but theres a reason theyre like that (i think)

btw shes still doing this
its been like 3 hours
and tts has been absolutely dragging her the whole time
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I heard it could be a spin on El Estanque's challenge.

Spoiler: Challenge

They roll a large die, and each tile has something different. On El Estanque, some tiles required players to drink purified cow urine (an Indian ritual drink) or take a pie to the face; one tile was even an elimination tile.

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

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Most people would be ashamed to be this useless and retarded. Binx gets a free pass. Awesome.

 

[SenorKrinkle]

So is Frank coming tonight or nah? I’ve been hoping for a Frank and Twins confrontation for three weeks now

doubtful, we can hope, but doubtful. Apparently Jet and Frank don't get along and Frank was only there because of Sam. I really want a Frank vs Burt rematch

 

[HamburgerPatty]

Day 28: Frank Hassle
Day 29: Jason Goldstriker

Come on Jet.